hello Hashers
As you know I took it upon myself to regalle myself in Scottish resplendent attire including the battle face blue “woad”
I ran out of time today and had to stop at Bunnings and grabbed a small can of blue paint which the attendant assured me was for face painting;I have just returned home after a quick pit stop at the Pizza ‘Hut” and tried to remove the “face paint”
It didnt “remove “!!
After reading the can it was for painting “FACE BRICKS” !!!
Has anybody got any ideas how to remove without reverting to Hannibal Lectern tactics ??
I have tried soap,white spirit ,mild caustic soda,and paraffin swab !!
No good !!
Meeting with my bankers in the morning to try and get an extension to my default mortgage and would appreciate an early call;the earlier the better !!
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Caustic
I suggest skin graft!!!!
Paint stripper ( not female)
Mineral turps ( Don’t drink)
Sharp razor
Sand paper
Blow torch (not job)
Pressure washer
Stick your head in the freezer till it goes brittle and then flake it off ( old chewing gum remedy)
Ring Martha Gardiner
Come on Caustic you’re the industrial chemical engineer, why does it take us plebs to think of these simple remedies.
KB.
You stupid prick. Hope you all enjoyed the haggis and the special filling.
I ran with Perth HHH tonight and we were well represented with me and Rockhard leading the pack as usual.
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Miscarriage
a) metho,
b) turps,
c) thinners,
d) a tube of lanolin cream.
Read instructions on the can …………. a) is for water based, b) is for oil based, c) is for solvent based d) is for retro damage repair!
TT
No sweat – just tell the banker guy it’s your thing. Some people have tattoos, you like blue paint. Anyway, you looked pretty cool, better than your normal self.
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SHAT
All of those suggested remedies appear too difficult.
My suggestion: wallpaper over it.
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Moonbeams
Hey Caustic
Try The Bank Of Scotland for a loan. I understand that they are very sympathetic to TRUE BLUE believers.
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Crocodile
Try Mel Gibson
Caustic,
My wife says you need “Gumption.” It actually works!!
I looked it up and it means: “practical common sense.”
Mmmm!!
I would blend the blue into the rest of the TORSO !!!
U blokes at GCH3 have no idea
Answer simple
Paint over Blue paint with black paint
Then apply to Government for the loan
it will be granted in nanoseconds
AND u prob never have to pay it back
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Vaso
Try painting your face pink and tell them you’re sunburnt.
Hello Hashers
firstly I must thank all those who responded in my hour of need with suggestions as to how I could remove the “blue paint’;some of them gave some improvement however the facial patchwork effect of blue ,pink and white is ressembling the Union Jack with the 3 rd degree facial burns ,sandpaper abrasions and “puss” ulcerations.(is this going to be my first face peel??)
On the bright side the meeting with the bank manager went well (in the circumstances! ) and he was most impressed that I had taken a 2nd job working as a painter to improve my cashflows! Indeed he offered me the opportunity of painting his house !! Is anyone interested in quoting and ill put my developer margin on top and we’ll submit it ??
I’m wondering Aussie if I could put a claim in on my New contents Insurance and Loss of Earnings policy ?/
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Caustic