Need more runs so that you can attend the AGPU? Help is not far away. The “RTS” (run trading scheme) is now being looked into. Ask the Hash Cash or Trail Master for details. I’m a little late posting this, should have been posted 1/4/2011. LOL
Run 1745
Hare: Mad Mike
Location: Dog Park. Mudgeeraba
Date: 11th April. 2011
Rain rain go away !!!!
Come again some other day !!!!
Sings the song of our R/A !!!
Mudgeeraba wilds are the backdrop for Mad Mike’s Mudgeeraba Madness …. On On into the rain heads a pack of 22 Hashers up hill and down dale through Mad Mike’s trail. Runners and walkers are back close together and a welcome cold beer under the same sized shelter as last week’s run keeps some of the pack dry.
Enough nosh for 40 hashers arrives after an extended time and portion control is in NO way needed. Beef stew with a touch of chilli over a bed of rice followed by chocolate sponge cake even stops our R/A after 4 serves.
Circle in 5 minutes rings out at 8.30pm.
CIRCLE …. Its 8.35pm
Shut the f%$# up !!!!! Flasher is getting cut !!!
Two Dogs announces the sublimely obvious …. “It’s raining GM “
HARE …. Mad Mike
“Lovely to have you back in town” announces GM Flasher.
“ Are you coming each week from now on ?????” YES GM !!!!!
NOSH report …. Josephine says “way over standard GM …….“ How will my pathetic hamburgers ever keep up with this ???
Ferret protests “No spuds GM “ …. bloody good job !!!!
Botcho offers the note.
RUN report …….. Ferret claims an injury likely to hamper his sex life and numerous SCBs …. confessing to being a SCB himself with VERY little of the run completed.
Bent Banana … commented on the new arrow style …Hmmmmmmmmmmm !
Cumsmoke gives the note.
RETURNING RUNNERS…. Mad Mike, Now Loved, Missing Link and Croc.
Croc been on an obesity tour GM!!!!
Now Loved on bereavement leave in Sydney GM!!!!
Mad Mike been getting over an accident 12 months ago GM !!!! But I’m back !!
Mi$$$$$$ing link been making megabucks in the Iza GM .. spent most of in Thailand GM looking for interpreters ???????
RUG gives the note.
YELLOW CODE …… Circumference nails it !!! “B” for Botcho GM.
The R/A is next……….
The hare Mad Mike is back for holding the run in a catchment area ……. nothing to do with the failed powers of the R/A ????????
CHARGES….. Miscarriage claims one our hashers has crossed the line on rule one ……. seems Josephine is into poetry cross-dressing and World War 2 hookers …….. “Not Me “ he protests!! Hmmmmmmm !!
Rug gives the note.
POW Sir Prince nominates half the attendees for POW ……
Botcho for spilling beer on the prince’s new shows,
Blackstump for laughing at poor Botcho getting his first icing,
Caustic for icing Botcho, a hard working non Hierarchy Hasher,
Missing Link, Sir Rabbit, KB and Miscarriage are all nominated.
Caustic gets the POW and takes two hopeless goes at downing it … a very poor effort for a Scot!!!
Sir Prince tells the story of getting Princess brownie points by flying to Melbourne and hiring a car to travel half way across the state to visit ma in-law for her 95th birthday …. all to get “F%$# off I’m busy playing cards” $3,000 and two stuffed up flight bookings The Prince blows the brownie points in one hit …. something to do with “Stupid old fart” or similar comment.
Missing link calls ,,,,,, END OF CIRCLE …..
its 8.55PM Another Hash record and Two Dogs goes home happy!!!!
Pssst ……..A NEW campaign for GM is looming ….. Croc has Nathan Tinckler in toe and the price of votes is sky rocketing …. seems flights to the football in Sydney are on offer too. Aussie says can’t buy me !!!!! I’m a Suns supporter through and through …. “ But how much are you paying ?????? “
Morgan Gallop poll results to be published next week.
DIARY Note ……………. Anniversary Milestone Awards dinner run ….. KBs Country estate Tallebudgera……on 2nd May ( The public holiday so a 5pm start) Numbers are essential let Caustic or Missing Link know please.
Hash formal with Jacket dress code ….. Bonfire Bar B Q and KBs catering.
On On!!
KB.
Run 1744
Hare: Ferret
Location: Mermaid Beach
Date: 4th April, 2011
Seems the Australian surf live-saving association didn’t realise Ferret’s run was on when they set the location for the Australian titles 2011.
Ferret being an obliging individual shifts his run to opposite the surf club 5 kilometres further south. Cater for about 25 should do it says run master Caustic, 27,28, 29 S#%@ …………. still they came 30,31. F&%@
32 ….. 33 Ferret calls KB … Portion control…. Portion control !!!!!
On On off into the rain the pack heads out along a trail between the beach and 5 kilometres west. SCBs are in excess with many back not long at all after the start.
Ferret’s concerns for portion control are unfounded as the corned beef, spuds, carrots, peas and parsley sauce make the grade with 1 and ½ slices left over. Sweets follow and Ferret has re-written the book on loaves and fishes.
CIRCLE…… 8.05 pm
Before any festivities proceed the R/A is ordered to join GM Flasher in the driving rain to prove the R/A’s complete failure of his duties.
A line of hashers nothing like a circle gather under the small shelters dodging the rain as best they can.
RUN REPORT …… Circumference …. “Not bad” Old Fart …“plenty of SCB’s GM”
Including Sir Prince GM !!!!!!
NOSH REPORT ……. Sir Rabbit …. “Not much of it … Mustard a bit hot !!”
Show Pony …. “No seconds” 4/10 GM.
SIR PRINCE VALIANT … special announcement ….. New shoes after 15 years!!!
Hash tradition continues and SPV drinks from the shoe …. even though he didn’t wear them first!!!!
Circumference gives a note.
VISITORS…… Victorian father of the Miscarriage twins… sadly a Carlton supporter.
Young Darwin Don from Sydney
Mr Chips … back after many years.
Veteran gives the note.
Caustic calls for A MAJOR CHARGE …. An ICING in fact.
Seems Caustic put the run tally into the computer and published the results …..
CABOOM !!!!!!!! Complaints came within minutes….
An official audit reveals that our Botcho has stripped 200 runs off Blackstump’s tally wiping out almost a quarter of his 825 runs.
After boisterous protest Botcho’s bleating fails and our Botcho is on the ice for the first in his Hash life.
Caustic stutters over a very lengthy nooooooooooooote.
Run counts are now on our web site!!!!
Next up is RUG
RUG gets a call from his old employer ( never to leave the service) MI6 straight from the UK.
“ Need your support for a special visit”
Our RUG jumps the task and polishes up all his MI6 skills for the task.
Prowling the entire Gold Coast region RUG finally spots the target!!!!
A royal wave is spotted from the undercover vehicle and our RUG is on the case ….. Sir Prince waves again from the 4×4 and our RUG has completed yet another undercover mission justifying his six figure annuity.
Rug gives Sir Prince the note.
R/A is up next ….. CHARGES …. Nil !!!
POW … Pizza apologises for his 2 extra prick weeks. 3 minutes of bullshit follows as Pizza endeavours to justify everything.
Mid way through the POW tails a random farter strikes evacuating the Northern shelter in 3 seconds.
SIR PRINCE gets the POW for one pair of shoes in 15 years.
Pizza gives a note.
Sir Prince takes 8 (yes eight) goes to drop the POW DD going to a clear last place in the DD stakes.
Moonbeams ….. “where have you been?” asks GM Flasher.
“Driving to Sydney with Chew the rat ?????”
Yes GM !!!!
Circumference jumps the gun on “End of circle” and gets a DD
Moonbeams gives the note.
YELLOW CODE ….. Bent Banana gets “G” in one go.
NEXT WEEK’S RUN … Mad Mike in Mudgeeraba somewhere.
Sir AH offers fresh chillis.
Moonbeams calls …… END OF CIRCLE …. It’s 8.50 pm and it’s raining again.
Botcho for GM campaign moves into higher gear … seems buying votes is now hot on the list….. get in quick while the money lasts.
Rockhard appears to have terminated Caustic as campaign manager something to do with insider trading with bookmakers ??????
OnOn
KB.
PS ….Apologies I’m soooooooooooo late with the words Hashers, been away most of the week on a Marlin Fishing comp and didn’t get the chance to do them before I went.
Rgds KB
URGENT WARNING FOR TOMORROW
Im hoping this will make you all smile in the midst of our current chaotic world……..
ALIENS ARE COMING TO EARTH TOMORROW.
THEIR MISSION IS TO
ABDUCT ALL GOOD LOOKING, SEXY OLD Hash House Harriers.
I’M JUST MAILING YOU THIS TO SAY GOODBYE.
I’ve got to pack.
Another great day was had by all. Darwin Don from Sydney attended and celebrated his 88th with a few glasses of Pizza’s best red. I think that we may have had tooooooo many glasses of Pizza’s red, but that’s another story. LOL