Ferrett was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
Ferrett replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body,as well as smoking and staying out late.”

The officer then asked, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?”

Ferrett replied, “That would be my wife.”