Date: 29th April 2019…………………………….
Location: Mainbeach …………………………….
Location Peters Seafood Main Beach
Hare Wrong Way
Great Location – Great Food – Great night – Pity about the run.
The Hashmen returned from the run/walk to the waterfront tables near Trawler wharf beside Palazzo Versace. The boozemasters Skyhook and Arsnik did a great job setting up the eskies and tables to cater for the thirsty hashmen. Within minutes of the runners returning, the curtains on the windows of the $1500 per night Versace units were drawn closed as the fun a frivolity of the night began. The fishing Trawler departed and Peter the Fisherman rubbed his hands together and a huge grin grew on his chin as Wrong Way order 40 serves of fish and chips with Greek salad! The questions began, “how can he do it for the price?”… the answer, this meal was heavily subsidized by the hare. Thank you WW.
The new GM, dressed in his regalia and proudly wearing his un-ironed, green dressing gown, called the circle to order and like a politician on the election campaign, announced his policies for hash this year – Disillusioned.. Decorum, and no Dissent, adding that there will be no penalties for hierarchy members. The response was an audible moan from the pack.
Swollen Colon gave the run report telling the circle it was a boring shit prick of a run with no checks and only four arrows up to the spit and back and gave it a score of 1. This score was objected to because it was too high!
Shat gave the walkers report, complaining that the serenity of the waterside walk was interrupted by Fullashit on his phone. Fullashit was saved a down down using his new hierarchy immunity.
The GM then called for visitors and returning runners, and Missing Link was given a down down and shared he has been in FNQ in his Linkmobile with Mrs Link. Surcumference announced the new Hollywood movie named after Missing Link and is looking forward to its release.
The RA reminded the GM to invite the hare into the circle. Wrong Way asked if everyone enjoyed the coral trout he had caringly prepared, and the two fruit desert that he had spent many hours dicing and mixing. Square Root gave the nosh report saying it was the best $5 fish and chips he has eaten.
GM called the RA to the circle and Sir Prince immediately invited his best mate into the circle to explain how 4 people including his daughter required medical care for varying injuries related to a brick wall and an excavator. A down down was given to Miscarriage for his continued misadventures with machinery. After the RA shared his story about his trusty Patrol running low on oil, Missing Link was once again in the circle to explain his mechanical prowess, and how he became the dipstick as there was not enough oil in the transmission of the Linkmobile. Please send your donations to #Ineed $5000for a new transmission.
AGPU presentations continued and the three people, who did not get an award on the evening of the AGPU, received an award tonight. Exelpet received the dummy spit award. Best Nosh was awarded to Mrs Kwakka, and accepted by Kwakka. Skyhook and Arsenic, got their official boozemaster certificates, and the most memorable run trophy once again remained un-presented so it can be memorable next week. The circle thanked the new boozemasters for their effort and dedication to the bucket.
Sir Rabbit and Bluecard were charged with comparing the size of their “sub woofers” raising suspicion about a rule 1 infringement. Fullashit did not use his immunity and had a down down with Square Root for their rule 1 infringement on the Tram after the AGPU. Miscariage also charged Weekly with being a tosser and gave him another down down.
Weekly was called out again to answer some questions about the AGPU and Surcumference asked why Weekly’s run last week had two sets of words. It appears that the On Sec, Care Free, (yes he is the On Sec) outsourced the words twice in the same week. Despite several attempts Weekly was not given the opportunity to explain the answer to the questions. He was given another down down.
POW handed from Pepe le Pew to Swollen Colon for whining about the trail and calling it a prick of a run even though he did not complete it.
KB announced that Miscarriage was returning his old mate Phil, to rest beside his wife in Japan.
The circle came to a close at 9 pm with the new GCH3 theme song sung loud and proud by the Phantom Choir. This will be a weekly tradition, so please learn the words.
OH WHEN THE HASH
THE GOLD COAST HASH
OH WHEN THE HAS BOYS GATHER ROUND
YOU HAD BETTER BE FEELING THIRSTY
WHEN THE HASH BOYS GATHER ROUND
WE DRINK AND RUN
SHIT LOADS OF FUN
WE ARE THE GOURMET HASH ITS TRUE
SO JOIN US ON THE GOLD COAST
A DOWN DOWN WILL WELCOME YOU
WE SCULL OUR BEER
WE SIT ON ICE
UNTIL OUR ARSE TURNSCOLD AND BLUE
BUT THAT’S ALL PART OF HASHING
IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT ..FUCK YOU!
Nasty…Just helping out. Carefree on tour