April Splinter Lunch

Run: April Splinter Lunch

Date: 24/04/2015

Location: BroadbeachIMG_2355

Hosts: Moonbeams & Kitchen Bitch

Attendees: 33

This months lunch we  Celebrated Moonbeam’s  birthday. What a fun day great food, better company.

Speeches were few. Red wine, we all had a few tooooooooo many !! But what a day.

Our Splinter Grand Master Sir Rabbit had a few words to say!


Nasty helped out with a few words of his own. View video

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Moonbeams replied…

Today I turned 75.

(I think I heard him say, or was that 76)

My hearing’s still good. What’s that you say?

My body’s still working quite well thanks.

My hair’s not too grey, my wrinkles are few,

I can’t touch my toes with my knuckles any more.

But who bloody cares

I’m quite full of vigour, just getting ripe.

I feel really good.

But thanks for asking

I love a beer or two and a glass of red.

My eye sight is good

But they now print the phone book in much smaller type.

My hearing’s still good. What’s that you say?

Speak clearly, don’t mumble, your voice wafts away.

Inside this old body I’m still young, but then

If life starts at forty, I’m really just thirty five or is it thirty six.

Thanks for coming I hoped you enjoyed your day.

Now I have to say!!

Go home you bastards and enjoy another day.

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