Category Archives: Splinter hash

August Splinter Lunch

Date: Friday 21st August, 2015

Venue: Marcos, Cavill Ave. Surfers Paradise

Host: Jigsaw, VD and Nasty

Attendees: 20 something

Apparently VD and jigsaw sorted the venue,  back lacked the negotiating skills to obtain extra morsels for the hungry Hashers.

Well smooth talking Nasty soon fixed that,!! After a long lunch and several bottles of red  he talked Marco into supplying us with Garlic bread baby octopus and calamari before our mains which consisted of Snapper or Veal, with chips and salad.

Old silver tongue Nasty even arranged no corkage and BYO Beers and Wine.

Well done Nasty.

The only thing missing was the eye candy-still room for improvement guys!!

In search of a bit of eye candy we all moved on the newly opened “Howl to the Moon” Sadly no Eye Candy to be seen. Just cold beer,

After a few more refreshing ales, Phantom decided to recite a poem he penned way back on run number 277.

A Poem by Phantom

Another great day of friendship, gourmet food and a few reds!!

Splinter Lunch Picture Gallery

July Splinter Lunch

Date: 31/07/2015

Location:Main Beach

Host: Fucksoff

       Hashers: 29

Hash Splinter Lunch –       31st July 2015

Venue: Thai Eatery, Corner Cronin Avenue and Tedder Avenue, Main Beach

This is totally unprecedented, it really is, but due to the popularity of the hash words from your trusty on-sec, by popular demand I have been asked to scribble a few words for our Splinter lunch this month, an event which I was fortunate enough to be able to attend thanks to being able to take TOIL (time off in lieu) and this little employment perk will hopefully allow me to continue to do so in the future.

Firstly it needs to be said that mine host, Fucks Off, has done a wonderful job in sourcing a great venue for our Splinter lunch…well done F.O…brilliant!!

Before a critique of the food commences, a warm welcome to Two Dogs Senior, Kevin…lovely to have you along…and great to see that about THIRTY of us…yes, you read it correctly…THIRTY of us were able to attend today…and thank you to the Splinter GM, Sir Rabbit, for granting permission to publish these words on our page.

As a Monday night Hasher, it was great to see not only my fellow Hashers who attend every week, but also those Hashers whom I only ever see on the Splinter lunches…to quote Malcolm Turnbull…the [Hash] is a “broad church”…and able to accommodate all sorts, including non-runners, non-walkers and those who only attend splinter events such as lunches, bike rides, overseas Hash trips, etc.

Our venue this month was a lovely Thai restaurant called “Thai Eatery” situated on the corner of Tedder Avenue and Cronin Avenue at Main Beach and it truly is worth giving a good review on TripAdvisor or other forms of social media if you chose as it really is a great place to go and have a meal.

The meal consisted of about four entrée dishes, with little deep-fried meat packets, then a couple of main meals, including a Massaman beef curry…all for $25.00 a head. We were all extremely well satisfied with both the quality and quantity of food…in all, the food was plentiful, the wine and beer flowed freely and a good time was had by all, including the “millionaire for a minute” Shat, who made a cameo appearance for a short time.

What a great afternoon!

On On

Fanny Charmer

Splinter Lunch Pictures

April Splinter Lunch

Run: April Splinter Lunch

Date: 24/04/2015

Location: BroadbeachIMG_2355

Hosts: Moonbeams & Kitchen Bitch

Attendees: 33

This months lunch we  Celebrated Moonbeam’s  birthday. What a fun day great food, better company.

Speeches were few. Red wine, we all had a few tooooooooo many !! But what a day.

Our Splinter Grand Master Sir Rabbit had a few words to say!


Nasty helped out with a few words of his own. View video

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Moonbeams replied…

Today I turned 75.

(I think I heard him say, or was that 76)

My hearing’s still good. What’s that you say?

My body’s still working quite well thanks.

My hair’s not too grey, my wrinkles are few,

I can’t touch my toes with my knuckles any more.

But who bloody cares

I’m quite full of vigour, just getting ripe.

I feel really good.

But thanks for asking

I love a beer or two and a glass of red.

My eye sight is good

But they now print the phone book in much smaller type.

My hearing’s still good. What’s that you say?

Speak clearly, don’t mumble, your voice wafts away.

Inside this old body I’m still young, but then

If life starts at forty, I’m really just thirty five or is it thirty six.

Thanks for coming I hoped you enjoyed your day.

Now I have to say!!

Go home you bastards and enjoy another day.

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On On


January Splinter Lunch

Run: January Splinter Lunch


Location: Helensvale

Host: Botcho


There was movement on the course, for the word had passed around

That a filly from Surfers Paradise had got awaymontana

And was about to join the Splinter Hashers –

All had tried to catch her eye before  and came from far and wide for another try. Hawkeye and Parasite arrived from Brisbane and boasted they could catch an eye.

For the Hashers loved a challenge – and game on was called

Clubs where swinging and balls where rolling with no delights in sight




Fuller Shit tried offering her a ride on his battery powered steer

But a photograph was all he could bare








Flasher tried, and pulled up a chair- and called out over here my dear





now loved

Now Loved tried – but he was too slow











Show Pony applied the charm and came near







Botcho called out to Vomit- bring on the food mate. A Gourmet Nosh may be the way to catch an eye. The food was great  and came close to winning a heart.





All seemed to be lost until Sir Rabbit jumped on to a chair the crowd roared as Sir Rabbit revealed the score.










Moonbeams called out for more







the boys




The boys in the back row shout “show us you tits”







Weekly was amazed at the trophy that sir Rabbit was about to award.

The trophy came out, frame and all.









Sir Prince Called out

“Now that’s what I call a trophy”










It was all too much for Rug who had a little nap and had a dream about it all.









Shat made a late run to catch her eye and heart but always found a glass in his mouth.





What a great day. Oh bye the way!! Crocodile, Weekly and Nasty won the Golf.

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