Hare: Mumbles & Now Loved
Date: 6th December, 2010
The Mumbles Mansion is the location for the run with Now Loved as able assistant ….. Off into the wilds of the Paris end of Nerang goes the pack of 30 odd hashers.
Cumagen and Sir AH have the keg sorted and a few welcome beers great the thirsty pack. The R/A’s super powers prevail and a dry run ensues.
8.02 It’s time for circle.
THIS WEEK’S SPONSOR is announced as “Sir Slabb’s super size solutions”
Flasher is the only hassle here and a mere 45cms short of hanging Sir Slabb’s sign.
THE HARES …… Mumbles and Now Loved.
Botcho gives a run report….. Short cuts were easy!!!
Caustic ………. I short cut too GM (naughty Trail Master)
Swollen … Well set!!!
Josephine topped it off with …”got lost … well marked ?????? best run this week!!”
Ferret commented on the nosh ……… not bad 8/10 cheese and other shit!!!
Jigsaw gives a note.
RETURNING RUNNERS…. Mr Chips …. Dropped the average age below 55.
Rockhard … fucked the average age back to over 70!!
Ice Arse … travelled a LONG way from next door. ( Glad you could make it )
At HUGE expense the awards for milestone runs are handed out with NO expense spared on the shirts.
Aussie ……….. 300 runs
Now Loved ….300 runs
VD ……………400 runs
Dicky Knee…100 walks
An unsightly group strip to the waist and get their shirts at the envy of all in attendance.
Blackstump offers a note.
Blacky offers a river run “ NO WAY “ is the resounding response. (it’s only running at 35 mtrs)
Jigsaw, Two Dogs, Josephine, Sir Rabbit, Ferret, Aussie and Bent Banana are up next. ONE in Seven are gay !!!!! So which one of you is it??? ….Challenges the GM.
JIGSAW gets the vote and gets a double for having his hat on too.
Christmas run ………… Starts Shat’s place at Budds Beach 5 for 5.30 Bus to Versace leaves at 6 SHARP………… Reminder from Caustic.
Swollen …… Forgot???????????
Sir Prince gives a note.
Caustic ………. Real estate agent spots Cumsmoke’s note on the lawn and Caustic tries in vain to explain ………. A stolen Gold Card is produced and the two culprits walk free. (A royal inquest into Gold Card fraud is now commissioned by the GM )
Circumference gets a birthday note!!
Dicky Knee … the recipient of the “most” free crownies gives the note.
POW Ferret lines up KB, Point Two, Dicky Knee, VD, Sir AH and Cumagen.
All NON starters in the run……. Please explain… follow with lame excuses flowing freely. Each one is dismissed until it gets down to Dicky …. Who has a flash of genius and declares he is away for the next 3 weeks …. Off the hook goes Dicky!!!
Botcho, Ice Arse and Mumbles are called to circle and Botcho gets the POW for under cover food comments ….. 3 goes later the POW DD is finished.
Missing Link announces a Thailand bike ride in mid October next year………SEE Missing Link for more info on the crew attending.
An IMPORTANT EARLY NOTICE to all hashers is issued………..
Please cease all salt intake immediately !!!!! Showpony’s run is only weeks away!!!!!! (Rumor has it pickled produce freezes very well)
The circle closes in a mood of merriment as Swollen and Sir Prince tell the “Stamps and snails” jokes at the enormous humor of all attending. (get them to tell you if you missed them!!!!)
8.40 and it’s “END OF CIRCLE”
A bit of history for you …. The AMA response to Kevin Rudd’s proposal.
The Australian Medical Association has weighed in on the new Rudd health care proposals.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Paediatricians said, “Oh, Grow up!”
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter….”
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anaesthesitists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in Canberra…