Run 1869

Run 1869
Location: Burleigh Waters
Hare: Ferret
Runners: 28
Ferret’s famous birthday run and nosh!

73 years young and going strong.

The GM made a rare appearance between overseas holidays at this weeks Hash and it seemed he was reasserting power and keeping the RA in check. The power will shift back again to the RA in a couple of weeks when the GM is representing GC Hash at a surfing meet in Bali and then more work for the GM cycling in Myanmar for 2 weeks promoting our Hash Club. What a gravy train.

The GM asked Flasher what he thought of the run. Flasher now fully clothed after his usual semi naked run said it was a long run and at least half a K between some arrows. Apparently Flasher had taken a wrong turn and only discovered his mistake when he ran into the surf at Burleigh and couldn’t find an arrow. Link giving a second opinion scored it as an 8 while the GM wanting to assert his authority scored the run as an 8.375.

Rug rated the Nosh as “Fantastic” and took the opportunity to inform us there were 3 kinds of Turds for dessert Custard, Mustard, and Flasher. VD gave the nosh a 9 and was particularly impressed by not only the silverside and vegetables but the fancy Bain Marie got a special mention. Croc having the last word on the nosh said it was great for “Ferret Food” and said he would score it 8.0379 but would go to 8.95 if Ferret cleaned the grill plate.

Swindler and Truck Tyres took DD’s as the assistant Booze Masters in the temporary absence of Show Pony who is off to China for a few weeks.

The GM advised that the infamous October Fest run will be on the 7th October for a 5pm start somewhere.

The hard working Hierarchy have organised a social boat trip on Houseboats to South Stradbroke Island on 13 October for $50 per person. Show Pony will be the Admiral in charge of the fleet of 2 houseboats.

The RA in fine form called out Sir Black Stump for his poorly lit fence last week. When the RA was leaving Sir Blackstumps humble abode last night he was struck down by an alien force which threw him over the fence of the dog yard where he landed on his back .Fortunately Sir Prince heard the thump and was able to revive him and gently guide him to his car ( with a strange limp and very sore arm ). SO MUCH FOR THE PROTECTION OF HIS POPES

The RA told some incredible tale about girls in Asia who are also boys in Asia but what happens on tour stays on tour so this story is on hold for another time!

Rug having a senior moment went to Ferrets place for the run then discovering it was in Christine Ave proceeded to get lost in Christine Avenue and forgot he had the map and directions on the new Mobile App.

To finish the session Sir Prince brought a charge against the RA for failing to repay the $100 he borrowed a couple of weeks ago.

Next weeks run by Sir AH from somewhere on the Gold Coast.

See you all next week.


A small band of splinter bike riders Caustic Crusader, VD, Swindler, the GM and the On Sec had a splinter fishing trip. A few fish which worked out about $75 per kilo – lucky we didn’t catch more!

Rumour has it KB is working on another trip.

18 Reasons why Fishing is better than Sex

18 – You don’t have to hide your Fishing magazines..
17 – It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

16 – The Ten Commandments don’t say anything about Fishing.

15 – If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing,you don’t have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

14 – Your Fishing partner doesn’t get upset about people you fished with long ago

13 – It’s perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

12 – When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don’t have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

11 – If your regular Fishing partner isn’t available, he/she won’t object if you Fish with someone else.

10 – Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

9 – When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

8 – You don’t have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

7 – You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

6 – There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

5 – If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don’t have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

4 – Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

3 – Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

2 – You don’t have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
1 – Your Fishing partner will never say, “Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?”

3 thoughts on “Run 1869

  1. Circumference

    In light of recent behaviour in AFL circles on a Monday evening, it may be timely for a Rule No 2 to be introduced into our hash. I move that the tossing and torching of hobbits be strictly prohibited in the circle.
    All those in favour should refrain from discharging any cigarette lighters or other similar lighting devices during the circle. Laughter will not be tolerated even by the head hash honchos whoever they may be from time to time as committees change.

  2. Rex Hunt

    I was going to join the Gold Coast Hash, but after reading last weeks Trash I have changed my mind. I’m now a keen runner and no longer kissing fish. I have to agree with Flasher. More news about the run and not the Wobblies trying to catch fish.
    Keep Running
    Rex “I no longer kiss fish”Hunt

  3. Flasher

    Who cares about a fishing trip with the Wobblies….poor old Slug never got mentioned about being the POW…far more interesting!!

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