Run 1875

Run 1875
Date:7/10/2013
Location: Merrimac
Hare: Truck Tyres
Runners:29

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About 28 hashers including 3 visitors turned up for the Truck Tyres Birthday Octoberfest Run.

The GM ingratiated himself early in the night by announcing there was a complimentary German beer for all.

Surprising for an all male hash there was a rather attractive blonde Frauline turn up for the Octoberfest Run. Rather attractive – not really, downright ugly is closer. She looked like a cross between Broome Hilde, Eva Braun and Kitchen Bitch. Go figure.

The run was different. The hare Truck Tyres turned up at 5.10 pm and on discovering the pack had already started on the run sad “Shit I haven’t finished setting the run” and took off like a scalded German cat.

The run was all over in about 35 minutes. Through St Michaels school, around the block, twice around the sports field and back to the Hash Trailer in the school ground.

Truckie was off to a questionable start on the Nosh when he had catered for only 20 with his German sausage and bread roll routine. In a last minute formation of a Plan B he took off only to return with some questionable chicken rolls. Not very October Fest. He redeemed himself with a tasty apple strudel flown in from the Black Forrest.

Lee, a visitor from the Hash in Cambodia when asked “Who made you come” replied Miscarriage.

Lurch got a DD as a returner with the only excuse for being AWOL was it looked like rain a few times.

Cum Smoke claimed he had been overseas to Cambodia and a few other places but the word on the street was that he had been married and has given up his addiction to porn.

The RA appeared in a white flowing robe more reminiscent of an Arab oil sheik than a German. A few charges from the RA..

• KB for ripping off fellow hashers with over priced free range eggs
• Mags from Brisbane put on the ice
• RA away last week because he was having the 60 minutes camera inserted where the sun don’t shine
• Sir Prince for not yet having the camera experience
• Flasher put on the Ice … He didn’t deserve that

Caustic Crusader gave away the POW to Bent Banana….. He didn’t deserve that.

The V8 Super Cars Run is being organised by Two Dogs. No doubt it will all be clear soon but I have no idea what is happening.

Next Weeks Run from the BBQ area near the Southport Surf Club.

END OF WORDS

JOKE OF THE WEEK
By Caustic Crusader

A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes…

The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.”

He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. and then asks,

“What’s your occupation?”

“I’m a prostitute,” she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, “Let’s try to rephrase that.”

The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl”.

“No, that still won’t work. Try again.”

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite chicken farmer.”

The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?”

“Well, I raised 650 cocks last year.”

“Chicken Farmer it is.”

1 thought on “Run 1875

  1. Bent Banana

    Also thanks to Rectum who sponsored a large number of Chicken Subs, which kept the peace among the hungry hounds. It was his birthday also. How old is he? The young chap will be 50 next year.

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