Location:On the River at Broadbeach Heights
Hare: Ball Point & Sir AH
The St Patricks’ Day Run 1898
The Short Walk
In their footsteps went Swindler, KB , Crocodile , Hard On ,Now Loved , Sir AH
As the starting gates opened they followed the leader Rectum as usual with Two Dogs ,Flasher,
Botcho ,Aussie ,Circumference ,Pile Driver ,Iceman ,Blackie, Josephine ,Full of Shit ,Lurch and Missing link close on the leader’s tail
Again the first runner back in 32.85 minutes Bent Banana (how does he stay so fit!!!) bettering last weeks’ time… (does he do the full run???…obviously not)
Then came the next runners led by Botcho. Rectum it seems the so called “long strides “
Rectum alleged he took enabled him to pass the fleet of foot Flasher
It appears that only Rectum did all the run…well done again Rectum who arrived home in just under 59 minutes ( estimated run of 9.556 Km )
Well done Ballpoint for a good score and verified by no other than our GM – SCORE 5 (yes…he has turned up again now two weeks in a row )….
The Non Existent Drink Stop
FOOD ON!!! If only we had this type of moral support to keep us going
Again a large amount of pre Hash hype about food quality, food quantity, presentation, time etc etc etc etc … Would this Hash Crap live up to these expectations!!!
The real Irish Stew and accompaniments of mashed potato and bread were well devoured. Kitchen Bitch as always ensured portion control (huge Portions) while Ballpoint stood proudly by. ..My first meal in the new kitchen he declared!!!!. The fine words of a great Hashman.
The Leading Hash food connoisseur on Irish Stew Rug ….Excellent Food and huge improvement over recent weeks of Aldi Pies and peas!!!
Josephine …trying to outdo Sir Rabbit declared ….Brilliant food
Lurch as always on the ball agreed with the Sir Rabbit and declared…. Excellent Food
Food comments and Score of 9.2 officially endorsed by the GM says it all!!!
Well done Ballpoint for a great effort and good luck in Mongolia ..hope we see you again
The Circle As the excited team circled the ancient archeological dig it was suggested that this may be where some recent missing person may be located??
Top Mad Hatter of the night had several serious contenders
KB ,Aussie , BallPoint , Full of Shit ,Crocodile ,2Dogs
Blackie wearing a Viet Cong hat obviously forget where Ireland is located!!
The winner for his unique 2 hat combination ..Aussie
Birthday Boy Kitchen Bitch reported that after having reached the ripe old age of 65 he now has the same amount of money as he had when he had saves as a 4.5 years old in his Commonwealth Bank money box. That’s long term planning and good saving KB
Shat, Lurch & Pile Driver for taking DD for the grub who spilt stew on Ballpoint new Carpet
Awarded to Rectum for comments that he does not eat mashed Potatoes…obviously reminds him of Mother England!!
Booze Master Iceman was well organized so we did not have to wait for a drink…In fact little money was taken as everyone enjoyed the Birthday boys Crownies. He did however welcome us all with his rendition of Irish words !!!..whatever he said???.
Show Pony Report
Kitchen Bitch reported that Show Pony was back to normal and was possibly infringing hospital rules…His back pain has diminished and was looking forward to some real exploratory action.
Finally at 8.58 it was good to again hear these familiar words of Moonbeams echoed by none other than his stand in protégé Josephine
……………………………………END OF CIRCLE
Acting Again OnSec for Blue Card who phoned in with Tummy pains at 4.30…he alleged that the Muesli and Banana that was fed to him early am on Chevron Island caused this issue.
…………Guess his body went into shock at healthy food!!