I am pleased to announce my electoral mandate upon which I will stand
- Icing will become normal weekly events!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Down Downs will become more prevalent and will NOT remain “ginger beer” mouthwashes
- All rule 1 infringements will not be tolerated
- I’m not a racist I just hate them all about covers it !!!!
- Subs will go up to cover weekly Hierarchy dinners and entertainment AKA Craig Thomson
- Walkers will be treated as a sub class of Hash and will have no rights!
- We will not hire midget waitresses specially for Flasher and The Chipmunks
- Wall-flowers and non-participation will not be tolerated
- Runs set in Labrador will not be tolerated
- Lazy BASTARD Hashers will not be tolerated
- All Hashers will be required to recruit a minimum of 1 new Hasher per year
- Buses will be provided for any special Hash Hierarchy event (subject to my booking fee “kick-back”)
- AGPU 2015 will be on 1st April 2015 (I am adopting the 10 month year)
- Pizza will give my speeches
The new Hierarchy will be on a first in best job, so don’t hesitate contact me NOW!! nominating your position choice on “The Caustic Team” for 2014-2015 year.