Date: 2nd April 2018……………………………..
Location: Miami ……………………………………..
Slug set the run from near his home in Miami. Hashers gathered at the shelter at the end of Santa Monica Road where it joins Marine Parade. There was a shelter with two tables and benches, and lights. One table was occupied by a family, so we hoped they would finish a leave soon. As it was a public holiday, the run started at 5:00 pm, no need for torches tonight. The hare gathered everyone and gave instructions to the runners and walkers, saying it was a short run. I set off with a small group of walkers south along the concrete footpath alongside the beach. We went up the stairs near the Lores Bonney Lookout, then continued south past North Burleigh Surf Club. After about 20 minutes we turned around and retraced our steps.
Back at the shelter, Slug had put dips, crackers and tacos on the tables. After a beer or two, he started serving out the main course of Bolognese, noodles and grated cheese. This was followed by sticky date pudding with ice cream and caramel sauce. Did Slug really prepare this? Pussy’s sticky date pudding was mentioned several times.
GM called the hare into the circle. Caustic and Truckie commented on the sticky date. Prince said the Bolognese was better than Blackies. Bent Banana said the trail was well marked, but could have had more checks. It was longer than a short run, but it was a good run. Nasty was called in as helper on his bike as a stand in for the hare. He and Slug had a drink, note, of sorts, from Weekly.
Caustic commented on Weekly’s fucked knees.
Fuller was asked about the drones, but they have been put away. Danger of them being shot down. Caustic gave a note.
Visitor was Mister D, brought by Bent Banana. BB gave a note.
Circumference gave a report on the Blue Moon hash over the weekend orgainsed by Ball Point. There was some confusion about which pony club was the meeting point, as some mixed hashers went to the wrong place. Some thought it was an April Fool prank.
Caustic announced the Comm Games hash event and encouraged hashers to attend for $45. About 60 were registered, but a distinct lack of GCH3 hashers.
Prince announced that Miscarriage was going to Las Vegas for 2 weeks.
RA called for stories. Prince told of Miscarriage and wife going to Prince’s house, and when leaving, stepped in dog shit. It was all over the car pedals and carpets, and it took Miscarriage weeks to get it cleaned up.
RA called Blackie in for the huge hole in his shorts.
Prince had another story about Miscarriage and a dog in Melbourne and taking a dog home after an operation before it was fully recovered. The dog woke up and sprayed shit all over the car and Miscarriage. Jigsaw gave a note.
GM called Jigsaw for 300 runs, cap to come, and Circumference for 800 runs. Botcho gave a note.
Prince called end of circle.
Three more hashes to AGPU, who will get the quill?