Hare: Rug & Crocodile
Location: Biggera Waters
Date: 17th January 2011
My apologies for my no-show …. Got a few family flood dramas and knackered after the Billfish tournament. So Pizza has offered to fill in with his new computer skills after graduating from the advanced course last week…………. Enjoy !!
Thanks heaps Pizza!!
BUON GIORNO RAGAZZI E AMICI QUESTI SONO I PAROLE DA LUNEDI SERA ABIAMO STATO A LABRADOR VICINI A IL CLUB DI FUTBOL ALLORE COMINCIAMO ..
FOR THE DURATION OF THIS REPORT I’M ME AND YOU’RE YOU BY NAME ONLY !
ME ASKS QUESTIONS YOU GIVE ANSWERS RIGHT !!!!!!!!!
ME SLAB HOW WAS THE RUN
SLAB got mixed up and lost in the conception
ME SHAT ; reply ; half worked was shatting myself running through the drain with a FLASH FLOOD looming ?
SIR P V ; walk was friendly excellent choice the PARIS END of LABRADOR
A H ; good walk , why suggested half way through the walk while we hung around waiting for BARNACLE name suggests he sticks to the sides but slipped off this time looking for arrows well A H wanted to play SPOT THE AUSSIE
FERRET ; the surface of the GOLD COAST roads after the CYCLONIC conditions were excellent for BIKE HASH told me some shit his DOCTOR said to him you’re not a very good runner but you may feel better inside keeping up with your mates so why not RIDE A BIKE well cant see why He can’t attach a trailer FULL OF PISS
CROC n RUG cooked WE’LL GET BACK TO THAT LATER !
ELVIS [ is back in the building ] SIR SLAB POINT 2 SHOW PONY and BOTCHULISM had obviously had a ring around and decided they should all wear the
same shirt nobody called PIZZA i got one of them shirts too you know !
MISCARRIAGE ; had no words for the run seems was keeping the good bits for later
NOSH WAS OVER CATERED [ aussies don’t know that pasta grow’s when its cooked ] Most people had two helpings and there was still enough to feed any of the
locals , SHAT’S QUOTE ; DON’T LIKE MARINARA ! DON,T LIKE CARBONARA ! ONLY HAD ONE PLATE OF EACH ! BUT THE GREENS WERE GOOD !
MUST ADMIT CROC N RUG WERE BOTH SURPRISED AND WONDERING WHEN THE GUEST SCRIBE ROCKED UP WITH PEN AND PAPER IN HAND , SHOULD HAVE REALISED THEN MY KITCHEN RULES DON,T WORK ! however the ambience of the evening and the general feeling was we’re all pretty hungry by then so it will do . Gave it 8 out a possible 10 .
BOTCHO ; Was running around taking photo’s of next year’s committee ; check the website is a prize for picking the new committee
CUMAGEN ; last to pay MISSING LINK really needs to spend more time away from his duties and with us other blokes
WILL SOMEONE TELL JOSEPHINE THE RUN IS NOW $15 for that you get one or two POTATO PEELERS at one or two functions that take their top off and walk around with a bad attitude
SIR CUMFERENCE ; Local knowledge got the runners lost , hope he got home alright ? WAS OVERHEARD SAYING SHE’S RIGHT I KNOW WHERE I AM OOP’S
ARSE UP DECRIBED THE RUN “SCHOOLDAY’S RUN” long and hard IS THAT NOT A PRICK RUN
ROCKHARD ; SHOUTED TO THE SCRIBE TO “VA FUNGULA” don’t use that sort of language at the PIZZA HUT
BACK TO THE “NOSH” comments where plenty of MARINARA but couldn’t find the CARBON in the CARBONARA will get back to the CARBONARA later
SPLINTER HASH LUNCH AND GOLF SEE BOTCHO ASAP
SPONSOR for the evening was NOW LOVED MONEY LAUNDERING SERVICES selective hiding spots no demonstration was given , but reminded me of my first job i was on SHIT MONEY
YELLOW CODE ; JOSEPHINE got it right GOT THE SANTA SUIT
D D ‘s for being M I A ARSE UP, SWOLLEN COLON ,BARNACLE , ELVIS , DICKIE ,CUMAGEN
STILL A VERY QUIET CIRCLE WITHOUT CUMSMOKE not there and PIZZA sober
ANYONE SEE’S A SUITCASE LAYING AROUND IT MAY BELONG TO MISCARRIAGE didn’t get home with him this time either
SIR SLAB D D’d BLACK STUMP for forgetting his bike for the bike ride what is happening to our HASHCLUB forget bikes forget suitcases FORGET WHICH TRY MY WIFE TOLD ME TO CUT DOWN AND NOW BANANA BENDER IS NOT TALKING TO BENT BANANA what is going on WHAT NEXT ?????????????????????????
NOW LOVED INVITED TO LATRINES PARTY ALONG WITH SOME OTHER SELECTED GUESTS all went pretty well HAS A RUN CUMING UP THERE WILL BE NO HAND SHAKING ON THE NIGHT ! GOT IT RIGHT
P O W MISSING LINK forging ahead with his latest employer told a story about a CITY KID not at all machinery minded couldn’t find the necessary gears for going uphill in a WORLD WAR 1 relic rusting away in the paddock , without basic instructions from a COUNTRY KID from TWO HEAD land we very nearly all having to take the day off . But like the suitcase all is good IN THE END like the money laundering seems like STRATEGICALLY PLACED limestone rocks did the trick so THE EMPLOYEE gave the EMPLOYER the
P O W
DON’T FORGET THE AUSSIE DAY BUS ONLY A COUPLE OF SEATS LEFT ON THE BUS CRICKET MATCH AUSSIE’S VRS REST OF THE WORLD
Next week’s run NASTY T B A
POOR OLD MOONBEAMS IS OFF ON HIS HONEYMOON ONLY GONE ONE DAY AND RUG JUMPS INTO HIS SPOT END OF CIIIIIIIRCCCCCCLE
PIZZA IT FELT STRANGE TURNING UP TO HASH WITHOUT 8 or 10 HOMEBREWS UNDER MY BELT MORE STRANGE GOING HOME SOBER
GOOD NIGHT LADS