shat rrr lunch

Shat’s 76th & RRR Lunch

Date: 18th January 2019………………………….
Location: Brisbane …………………………………..
Runners:20……………………………………………….

Lunch Pictures

We had 20 attend, Miles gave a speech on what good guys we all are, after
which we toasted ourselves. Twin Tub told a couple of his famous jokes and
also VD, I can’t recall what they were as by then I had slurped my way
through a few drinks. A couple of others got up and mouthed off, who and
what, again my memory has gone.
We toasted Shat on his reaching the physical age of 76 and mental age of 16
(he will graduate from high school soon). A few other big mouthed Hashmen
got up and rattled on about god knows what.
We read out the apologies and the range of bizarre and dubious excuses
given. The mob were sked if each passed the pub test, I don’t think any did,
not even Barebum who wrecked his knee getting out of his flash Audi
convertible coupe.
Now a little side story here. Flasher’s eyes lit up when he saw mushy peas
were available in lieu of a fresh salad. Coming from the industrial
wasteland of north England, he stated he was bought up on this type of
stodge and other artery clogging food for which the area is noted, fresh
salads were a no no for him as a kid. A photo of his plate is attached. Now,
we all know from the days of our youth that every chunder has a large
content of carrots and peas, even if the chunderer has not consumed such
food for weeks before hand. The peas always inevitably bounced across the
floor (or rear taxi seat, or whatever), away  from the main mass of vomit.
Medical scientists have been trying to figure out for hundreds of years why
peas and carrots are there when not ingested beforehand. Now the question I
ask is-  did Flasher have a chuck on the train home and if so did the mushed
peas reconstitute themselves in to whole peas and therefore bounce across
the train floor.

We had a great day, everybody had fun and we now look forward to Handjob
Great train pub crawl. Will arrange another RRR in west end before june.

On on Brengun

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