Date: 18th January 2019………………………….
Location: Brisbane …………………………………..
Runners:20……………………………………………….

Lunch Pictures

We had 20 attend, Miles gave a speech on what good guys we all are, after
which we toasted ourselves. Twin Tub told a couple of his famous jokes and
also VD, I can’t recall what they were as by then I had slurped my way
through a few drinks. A couple of others got up and mouthed off, who and
what, again my memory has gone.
We toasted Shat on his reaching the physical age of 76 and mental age of 16
(he will graduate from high school soon). A few other big mouthed Hashmen
got up and rattled on about god knows what.
We read out the apologies and the range of bizarre and dubious excuses
given. The mob were sked if each passed the pub test, I don’t think any did,
not even Barebum who wrecked his knee getting out of his flash Audi
convertible coupe.
Now a little side story here. Flasher’s eyes lit up when he saw mushy peas
were available in lieu of a fresh salad. Coming from the industrial
wasteland of north England, he stated he was bought up on this type of
stodge and other artery clogging food for which the area is noted, fresh
salads were a no no for him as a kid. A photo of his plate is attached. Now,
we all know from the days of our youth that every chunder has a large
content of carrots and peas, even if the chunderer has not consumed such
food for weeks before hand. The peas always inevitably bounced across the
floor (or rear taxi seat, or whatever), away  from the main mass of vomit.
Medical scientists have been trying to figure out for hundreds of years why
peas and carrots are there when not ingested beforehand. Now the question I
ask is-  did Flasher have a chuck on the train home and if so did the mushed
peas reconstitute themselves in to whole peas and therefore bounce across
the train floor.

We had a great day, everybody had fun and we now look forward to Handjob
Great train pub crawl. Will arrange another RRR in west end before june.

On on Brengun

Date: 14th January 2019………………………….
Location: Chevron Island …………………………
Runners:28……………………………………………….

Run Pictures

This was  going to be a different run this evening. We grouped at a side road that was closed at the end. Not such a bad spot but very different. It was an” End of the Road” circle as well.

An easy run , but not to easy crossing a few busy roads.

Our booze master, S-Bends declared that he had a sale of left over odd beers that he had to clear out of the cooler boxes. No one complained about this at a $ each. There was  some debate if these were Mexican or Vietnam beers. Who cares, just buy two.

The after run snacks was a tasty chilli con carne dish with cheesy biscuits. This spicy and tasty dish  was devoured very quickly.

The nosh at the restaurant,  managed by Christo, was great and the price was so very inexpensive. Beers and wine were cold and supplied quickly.

7.10 pm.  Circle opened by GM Weekly.

Returning runners.  These were Aussie and Kwakka.  Down Down followed.

Hare report.   Aussie gave a brief report saying  it was a good run. Fuller Shit was called into the circle to explain why he parked his motor bike at the road end. Hard On was included on the Down Down that followed.

POW. Who is ,or what is Thirsty Thursday? Down Down taken.

Shat advised that the wife of Seedy ( Ex runner)  had sadly passed away.

S- Bends informs the runners with  with much glee, that a newly born Grand Child was born that afternoon.  The  baby Grand Child is healthy,  strong and kicking wild. The child”s name is Atlas. A Down Down was directed to celebrate this very special occasion. The runners wished S- Bends much happiness. He was even happy that a runner gave him a battery jump start. All that excitment.

It was noted that Ferret had new shoes.  We all know what happens next.

Next weeks run.  This run is under full control.

Quote.  Winston Churchill.    “There is nothing government can give you that it hasn’t taken from you in the first place.”

7.30pm.  Circle closed by Foxtrot Oscar.

Please rember this is the start of the NEW YEAR. Please phone a mate and wish him well. Are you OK mate.?

ON ON Sec.  FA.

Date: 7th January 2019……………………………
Location: Benowa …………………………………..
Runners:32……………………………………………..

Run Pictures

9th January. 2019

Benowa.

32 Runners.

The run was from Jig Saw’s residence. This was a spacious area with tables and chairs for all, with a great swimming pool which was utilised by tired runners on their return.

There was an easy and relaxed feeling among the runners after  their quiet time off over the Christmas and New Year period.  I was away for a few weeks and enjoyed bening part of this group of people again on my return.

On returning  from the run, there was a tasty dish and snacks available. The nosh consisted of tasty mince and spaghetti with fresh salads, followed by fresh sliced friut with cool white ice cream.

8.05.  Circle opened by GM Weekly. As nearly always as Winston Churchill.  This time with cigar from his very secret stock. He had learnt his lesson by not  leaving his cigar unsecured and being hijacked by light handed runners.

Guest runners. A big welcome to two of them. These were Hendrick and Lorens. They were called into the circle, after some friendly abuse they were Down Downed in normal fashion.

To pay respect to the Christmas and New Years runners, S-Bends, Truckie, Ferret, Blackie were called to take a Down Down while in the circle.

Our much loved hare, Jig Saw was called to take a Down Down in the circle.

Run Report.  First home with out a short cut taken was Bent Banana. The chalk marked  run arrows were easy to follow. Over all, a good run. A Down Down followed.

Walk Report.  Presented by S-Bends.  One check arrow was missed but soon found by walking back some distance.

Ice Man gave some report in Italian.  A further Down Down followed.

Charge from the floor. The RA directed this “New Shoe” charge to Arse Nic and Sir Botcho, and in true tradition, vile liquid was drunk from these receptacles. One sure way of destroying sensitive taste buds.

Jig Saw and Nasty were having a go at each other. Some thing about getting on top of each other. Sir Black Stump cooled it off by  giving a Down Down to these fighting cocks.

A story of debacles of an old and past GM was told.

Arse Nic was not off the hook yet. He had to take another Down Down for some uncertain reason.

Then it was the returning On SEC, FA  to  be called  into the circle. He returned from Thailand and questioned about this.  A welcome back Down Down was directed by Sweat Hog.

POW.   To  have a fair vote who would receive this covert award,  Madamoiselle Latrine, Ferret, Bent Banana  all whom had no shoes on in the circle were to be selected to receive the POW.  Ferret now is the proud wearer of this.

Committee Meeting. 23rd January 2019. Stay tuned.

Cocktail party.  Saturday 30th March 2019.

Next weeks run. Hard On will take care of this.

Quote by Winston Churchill. “ A nation that forgets its past has no future.”

“If you’re not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you,re not a conservative at forty, you have no brain.”

8:30 pm.  Circle closed.

On Sec.  FA.

Date: 31st December  2018……………………..
Location: Main Beach ………………………………
Runners:9……………………………………………..

It’s Run No.2148, on New Years Eve of all days.  Only the lonely and homeless with shit for brains would find themselves at Hash on New Years Eve.  And yes, as described, a motley mob of 6 misfits abandoned their loved ones to join their real family for another thrilling Hash night:Read More

Date: 28th December  2018……………………..
Location: Costa D’oro ……………………………..
Runners: 27…………………………………………….
Run Pictures………………………………………..

Winners are Grinners