Run 1747
Hare: Moonbeams
Location: Robina
Date: 25th April, 2011

Just shows what rumours of a great nosh can do to swell the numbers… the word was out…. Chew the rat was doing the cooking and it’s a public holiday.

After the run through the back blocks of ever nature reserve, easement and short cut in Robina the pack met up time and time again with the walkers ably assisted with directions by Nasty who has spent more time snooping around the back allies of Robina plotting hash runs than most locals.

On On back to the nosh area to some super cold Crownies compliments of GM Flasher for his birthday this week…. thanks Flasher!!!
Sir AH has the lighting sorted and it looks like a movie crew should arrive any minute.

“How many do you think Timothy??” Moonbeams asks Missing Link “Oh I think 20 will be it “ says Link … Wrong !!!!! 26 hungry hashers turn up … none as ravenous as Cumsmoke. KB …. help !!!! Portion control, Portion control!!!

F#%@ that means I’m going to miss out again… Oh well KB by name KB by nature I guess. “So where is the second pot of rice Moonbeams??? “ Huh!! What do you mean there should be plenty WRONG!!!! BUT it IS bloody delicious !!!! Two scoops of rice and a serving of sweet and sour along with Thai chicken curry and it’s down to the last scoop as the end of the line up pops into sight….. Made it with just Moonbeams, C T R and KB to share the last two spoons of rice and the tasty delights of C T R. Delicious … just not quite enough of it !!

Dessert ????????????? Ran out of time GM !!!!!!

CIRCLE in 5 Minutes!!!
Circle up you lot !!!!

HARE and HARETTTE
Moonbeams and Chew the Rat.

RUN REPORT ….. Botcho … “not bad for half a run”

Mumbles …….. “Mmmmmholidaaaaay runnnnnnnnn mmmmm nottttt baaaaaaaaad”.

Croc ……. “Loved the walk 9/10 for me”

Circumference ….. “Plenty of boardwalks and not one loose board”

NOSH REPORT …….
Cumsmoke …… “CENSORED” something about drive through on way home !!
The Pack……….. Where the f$#@’s dessert…. see above!!!

Sir Prince Valiant gives the note………….

Moonbeams introduces Chew the rat ( Boo for short) here on a six month visa which is almost up ….. Moonbeams not to be drawn on the marriage option!!!!
VISITORS …….. Pissy Fit ……Member of Border hash and thirsty Thursday
Rumour is we have picked him up in the draft !!!!!!!

Croc gives the note……

Returning runners are here in abundance.

Mumbles ……. Been away GM ( really ?????)

Elvis ………. 4th run this year

Nasty ……. Will be here right through to the AGPU GM (Got to get my 10 up !!)

Tidal Wave…… Working in PNG GM . seems the law of the gun is rife !!!!! (Yuk!)

Mumbles is called on for special comment about the threat to Hugh Hefner …. Mumbles has nothing for the press at this point.

Sir Slab gives the note.

R/A is up next.
CHARGES ……..

Seems “Cockatoo” is the call of the night and our illustrious R/A has been out scouting the grab a granny bars with desperation keeping (more)into his selection process. G.U.E. is high on the list of priorities for Saturday night’s escapades. “Go ugly early” is fine but did it have to be THAT ugly?????
Seems once caught, this catch of Cumsmokes wasn’t going anywhere until it was tagged!!!!!! Close your eyes and hope no-one you know is watching … WRONG !!!!! Rumour has is the point score was 1.5/10.

Caustic … get out here on the Ice !!!!! ( The R/A is not mucking around)

While Caustic is on the ice for some unknown charge ……………. Sir Prince tells the story of Vile ringing at some ungodly hour to get a feeby for one of his ex wives …… Sir Prince says “How did you get my number?” ….. From my newest best friend Ferret, was the reply. Seems Ferret and Vile are going into business offering advice on company formation and migration matters tapping into the vast experience Vile has in these areas.

FINALLY …. it is revealed why Caustic Crusader is on the ice. Out poor R/A was sucked into having a night off from driving the drunks ( Caustic and Aussie) home from hash week after week. So being a public holiday slipped into a few late arvo ….. after getting to hash Caustic has got the sniff of a bottle of red and the next thing poor Cumsmoke is designated driver with a unanimous vote from the only member of the booze bus mob … Caustic !!!! A charge and icing fully justified!!!

Sir Prince gets charged with being a law breaker and “Low life” letting down the wonderful PR exercise of giving away other people’s money recently. Seems the bike helmet doesn’t look so cool on the beach picking up young spunks.

Sir Prince also sent the regards of Miscarriage who it appears was last seen at the Murwillumbah races with his twin brother…………

Now Loved charges the R/A with drunken phone calls at midnight looking for discount vouched for taxis to take the ugliest capture home to Ipswich.

Now loved gives a note.

POW …. Caustic Crusader nominates half the pack ( we were on an early night up till this point)

Mumbles …. too much sex ( just jealous)

Cumsmoke …. Too much G U E . Where’s dessert …. I’m F#@$%&# starving!!

Two Dogs …. Goat Farka in drag!!!

Missing Link ….. some trumped up charge about cocking up the run tally ( He’s too smart to do that ?????????????)
Botcho gets called to give evidence and out comes blatant rule one infringement…… “Timothy and I are good friends…. I couldn’t comment”
Circumference ….. Confirms a 50/50 split with Hash on his multi million dollar payout and gets off getting the POW.

Sir Rabbit …. Fancy not going to the splinter lunch just coz your daughter in having a child that day.
Croc …. skipped over as Caustic gets distracted further on.
Old Fart ….. Loitering on wave break Island with intent. Not coming to anniversary run just coz he is Qld supervisor of the scouts gang show.
Moonbeams ….. poor run … not enough tucker.

Back to Missing Link who spits the dummy … claiming hierarchy privilege.
CAUSTIC IS DESPERATE …. He really doesn’t have a contender after all this bullshit….. put your hand up if you want !!!!!! As if !!!
NASTY…… your POW for no reason other than you said you will be here next week.

Nasty drops the POW DD in one hit.

R/A gets brave ( Or stupid ) at this point and calls the GM into circle ………..
Moonbeams you better come in too ……… Happy birthday guys !!! Both on the same day too.

Circumference gives the birthday note.

YELLOW CODE …… Nasty says Eh!!! Eh !!!! or was that “A”

Sir Rabbit hands the Splinter lunch report over to Sir Slab who says it will be a
“ Royal affair” at Celsius restaurant Burleigh Heads on the corner of Connor St and Park Rd.
Cumagen finally reveals why our R/A has been particularly obnoxious tonight…. seems his cigarettes had mysteriously been mislaid in the booze box for the last 3 hours.
7.28PM Moonbeams calls “End of circle”

NEXT WEEK’S RUN.
Anniversary dinner run at KB’s Country Estate.
647 Trees Road Tallebudgera (0419 739233)
Dress code … Hash formal ( Bring a jacket … formal of course)
Arrive any time after 4.15PM is fine ….Sundowner beers will be served for those who choose.
Run Starts 5.15pm
Car pool if you can and allow 30-40 minutes from Surfers.

Run: 1746
Hare: Old Fart
Location: Pacific Pines
Date: 18th May 2011

Short run.
Short circle.
Short trash.

The R/A’s powers have certainly left town !!!!! Maybe he needs to bring out the papal gowns again???? Rain ,Rain and more rain. No matter what our hare did down came the rain again and washed poor ippsy out. Down town Pac Pines was a deluge but that’s not unusual as it turns out for an Old Fart run …. seems the stats are 7 out of the last 8 of Old Fart’s runs have been wetttttttt.
Off into the wilds the pack of 16 went, with the occasional waft of Old Fart’s signature dish of beef lasagne drifting into their nostrils the pouring rain was just a minor deterrent to be back to generous helpings of this now famous dish. Up the obstacle course driveway made for mountain goats and out under the back shelter den looking more like an outdoor version of the Sir Rabbit bar and grill the trusty hash stalwarts gathered for their first and second helpings to the man. Followed at great expense by real choc wedges the pack were suitably replete.

Sit down circle in 2 minutes rings out at 8.01 pm.

8.03pm on the dot circle is called…..

Missing Link and KB get the love seat in the rain and get the tag “dumb and dumber” or was it Forrest and Gump???
HARE …. Old Fart.

Run report … Sir Slab … “Did well under the circumstances “ (means average job)

Roog ….. GM I went oooop stream then I went dooown stream before I went ooooooop stream agennn.

Point Two gives a note.

Nosh report….. Sir Prince …. signature dish now GM … but NO SPUDS ???

Sir Rabbit ….. EXCELLENT GM !!!!!

Circumference ( The multi millionaire in waiting) gives the note.

NO SPONSOR tonight announces the GM

Seems Show Pony’s about to be released cook book “ Salty vegetables and other tasty delights” is a strong contender to sponsor with sales expected to astound.
YELLOW CODE ….. “P” for Pimp GM say Rooog

The prize … a signed original copy of Botcho’s first wedding dvd.

R/A …. Charges .
Josephine steps up and tells the tale of the Hashman who engages a contractor to do an erection for him. Seems the posts at the front of the property are quite large and should be no problem to erect a gate between them even if the grass is a bit long. Post are minute , grass is overgrown to blazes and the poor contracted gets attacked by the resident Urbanville yowie … in his haste to escape he clobbers the biggest tree in the district and writes off his ute ( Sounds like a Link driver to me)
Point Two … front and centre.

The story unfolds that the local copper is called and discovers that fatigue is the obvious cause as NO ONE in Urbanville has ever been pissed at the wheel. Andrew the local contractor is such a law abiding son in-law that it must have been fatigue.

Josephine who delivered the spare caravan to Ubanville (stuff the flood victims) to be refurbished for Urbanville’s first ever mobile knock shop gives the note.
Cumagen charges Two Dogs for the best ever Restaurant f#@% up of all times , NO phone , restaurant closed and Goat Farka has flown all the way from Cairns to catch up and NO ONE is there except Two Dogs on his own .. so he went home ????????? Must have been past his curfew!!!

Cumagen gives the note.

Cumagen tables the TSS review magazine where it is divulged where all the Hash member’s investment capital into a certain high profile listed company may have been spent…. seems Sir Prince’s conscience has got to him so he has donated an entire new wing of the school to the needy children and their destitute parents from the TSS boys college. Photos to prove this extravagance are available from the Southport CIB.

Botcho’s RTS (Run Trading Scheme) is explained in great detail by our resident Hash Flash and IT guru Botcho. Like a carbon trading schemes this scheme seems destined to fail getting through the senate. Like any senate they seem to see no reason to support the slack pricks that have not got enough runs. ( Special dispensation can be sort from the hierarchy for extenuation circumstances … expect no sympathy vote) R/A Cumsmoke brings up the question of GST and run taxes ( Typical f@#$%$#% lawyer)

Finally it is resolved this RST thing was founded on the wrong day (1/4/2011) and should be scrubbed as a foolish joke.The Hierarchy all agreed that Botcho got us all hook, line and sinker. We have long memories Botcho!!! LOL

Reminder to register for the AGPU on 6/6/2011.

Circumference announces he not able to attend …. However he will be expecting to make a substantial donation from the megabucks out of court settlement coming from his life threatening experience in the Robina run.

Two Dogs announces skype contact with Semen in the Philippines somewhere on his way round the world to who knows where …. said to say “hello Hashers”
Sir Slab ……Announces the splinter lunch will be at Burleigh Heads at Celsius restaurant on the royal wedding day … wear your top hat and tails.

Next week’s run (5PM start) Moonbeams(with chewtherat delicacies ) Robina common soccer club.

2 nd MAY GCHHH anniversary run with run milestone anniversary presentations.
Where ………KB’s Country Estate … 647 Trees Road Tallebudgera .. On a good day you can see Sydney harbour.

When …. Any time from 4.30pm (public holiday) Hash tradition of a beer before will be available for those that choose for a 5.15 pm start.
Dress …. Hash formal … with Jacket (It gets a bit cold at 13,000 ft )

Strong suggestions…
1. Car pool with a designated driver if you can.
2. Allow 35- 40 Minutes from Surfers.
3. Next week I will give directions for both the quickest or scenic routes.

END OF CIRCLE …. It’s 8.45 … so much for the short circle.
A great night well done Old Fart!!

ON ON
KB.

Run 1744
Hare: Ferret
Location: Mermaid Beach
Date: 4th April, 2011

Seems the Australian surf live-saving association didn’t realise Ferret’s run was on when they set the location for the Australian titles 2011.
Ferret being an obliging individual shifts his run to opposite the surf club 5 kilometres further south. Cater for about 25 should do it says run master Caustic, 27,28, 29 S#%@ …………. still they came 30,31. F&%@

32 ….. 33 Ferret calls KB … Portion control…. Portion control !!!!!
On On off into the rain the pack heads out along a trail between the beach and 5 kilometres west. SCBs are in excess with many back not long at all after the start.
Ferret’s concerns for portion control are unfounded as the corned beef, spuds, carrots, peas and parsley sauce make the grade with 1 and ½ slices left over. Sweets follow and Ferret has re-written the book on loaves and fishes.

CIRCLE…… 8.05 pm

Before any festivities proceed the R/A is ordered to join GM Flasher in the driving rain to prove the R/A’s complete failure of his duties.
A line of hashers nothing like a circle gather under the small shelters dodging the rain as best they can.
RUN REPORT …… Circumference …. “Not bad” Old Fart …“plenty of SCB’s GM”
Including Sir Prince GM !!!!!!

NOSH REPORT ……. Sir Rabbit …. “Not much of it … Mustard a bit hot !!”

Show Pony …. “No seconds” 4/10 GM.

SIR PRINCE VALIANT … special announcement ….. New shoes after 15 years!!!

Hash tradition continues and SPV drinks from the shoe …. even though he didn’t wear them first!!!!
Circumference gives a note.

VISITORS…… Victorian father of the Miscarriage twins… sadly a Carlton supporter.
Young Darwin Don from Sydney
Mr Chips … back after many years.
Veteran gives the note.

Caustic calls for A MAJOR CHARGE …. An ICING in fact.
Seems Caustic put the run tally into the computer and published the results …..
CABOOM !!!!!!!! Complaints came within minutes….

An official audit reveals that our Botcho has stripped 200 runs off Blackstump’s tally wiping out almost a quarter of his 825 runs.
After boisterous protest Botcho’s bleating fails and our Botcho is on the ice for the first in his Hash life.
Caustic stutters over a very lengthy nooooooooooooote.
Run counts are now on our web site!!!!

Next up is RUG
RUG gets a call from his old employer ( never to leave the service) MI6 straight from the UK.
“ Need your support for a special visit”

Our RUG jumps the task and polishes up all his MI6 skills for the task.
Prowling the entire Gold Coast region RUG finally spots the target!!!!

A royal wave is spotted from the undercover vehicle and our RUG is on the case ….. Sir Prince waves again from the 4×4 and our RUG has completed yet another undercover mission justifying his six figure annuity.

Rug gives Sir Prince the note.

R/A is up next ….. CHARGES …. Nil !!!

POW … Pizza apologises for his 2 extra prick weeks. 3 minutes of bullshit follows as Pizza endeavours to justify everything.
Mid way through the POW tails a random farter strikes evacuating the Northern shelter in 3 seconds.
SIR PRINCE gets the POW for one pair of shoes in 15 years.

Pizza gives a note.

Sir Prince takes 8 (yes eight) goes to drop the POW DD going to a clear last place in the DD stakes.
Moonbeams ….. “where have you been?” asks GM Flasher.
“Driving to Sydney with Chew the rat ?????”

Yes GM !!!!

Circumference jumps the gun on “End of circle” and gets a DD
Moonbeams gives the note.

YELLOW CODE ….. Bent Banana gets “G” in one go.

NEXT WEEK’S RUN … Mad Mike in Mudgeeraba somewhere.
Sir AH offers fresh chillis.

Moonbeams calls …… END OF CIRCLE …. It’s 8.50 pm and it’s raining again.

Botcho for GM campaign moves into higher gear … seems buying votes is now hot on the list….. get in quick while the money lasts.
Rockhard appears to have terminated Caustic as campaign manager something to do with insider trading with bookmakers ??????

OnOn
KB.

PS ….Apologies I’m soooooooooooo late with the words Hashers, been away most of the week on a Marlin Fishing comp and didn’t get the chance to do them before I went.
Rgds KB

Run: 1743
Hares: Flatulence & Flasher
Location: Lands End, Biggera Waters
Date: 28th March. 2011

Flatulence/Swollen Colon/Flasher.
Flatulence with Swollen Colon followed by Flasher was the theme for tonight’s run!!!!

Gathered at Lands End bridge with parking a premium the pack built to the point where parking was 1 Kilometer away…….. Swollen where are you?????
Swollen where are you ????? echoed across the park.

On On….. stand in hare Flasher is “Live hare” as the trail is washed out… That’s right … Washed out !!!! R/A Cumsmoke is in serious shit !!!!

Flatulence gives the run instructions ….. on on over the bridge and left down the stairs … 2/3rds of the pack only heard “Left” obviously as the debacle unfolds within 40 metres of the start. A great run ensues with the hare being sprung hiding behind a fence at the ¾ mark.

Back to the nosh and “Where the f%$# is Swollen echoes across the park…. seems Swollen is discovered in Sydney and Mrs Swollen was to stand in with the nosh but she is a bit crook and its now over the Flatulence with Flasher filling in for the run.

SIMPLE …. buy a few roast chickens and add them to the Chilli con carne and rice….. add a few cans of peaches and a hash gourmet follows.
Hence the theme of the night … more later !!!!!!!!!

8.00PM and it is apparent that Private Dicky Knee now sees the opportunity for GM nomination with Pizza out of the race…. Dicky is rumoured to be buying votes with TZ video tapes.
“Rockhard for GM” is also an obvious campaign…. seems Caustic has been appointed campaign manager.

Pizza also has votes for sale from his abandoned campaign … at last count there were 2 available ( 1 being Pizza and the other an anonymous member) for $500 each.
Caustic is rumoured to have sold the Benz to fund a late run so he is a likely contender for the Pizza votes.

CIRCLE …. It’s 8.03 pm

VISITORS … Just Dave and Just Sean.

“Who made you cum??” asks GM Flasher!!!

TONIGHT WE HAVE A SPONSOR announces GM Flasher.

A very elegant member…..

Modelling makeover academy ………………

Miscarriage’s Modelling Makeovers P/L is founded tonight revealing the hidden talents of these elegant twin brothers.
Miscarriage wears the plaque of office at half-mast around ankle height.

DDs follow for all concerned!!!!

YELLOW CODE …. “M” GM … off the hook is Bent Banana.

HARE is up next ….. Flatulence !!!

NOSH report …. Cumsmoke you had 3 helpings what were your thoughts???

“Not bad GM but canned peaches Hmmmmmmmmmm !!

RUN report ….. Botcho …. Botcho and Blackstump cop it for short-cutting.

Bent Banana and Rug ….. took half the pack the wrong way at the first check!!!! “SHAME” says Ferret……

R/A is called up to explain the GM getting drenched doing the run and the traditional ICING of the R/A follows.
DDs all round follow the icing.

With a very slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow note from Ruuuuuuuuug.

Splinter Lunch report and Caustic maintains that he arrived at 4.30 to pick up a few members namely Ferret, Pizza, Sir Rabbit and Rug who was imitating a goldfish …. all too pissed to speak … On On to Bent Banana’s for cheese and bickies …..

Seems cheese and bickies is a TWO HANDED job these days for our Rug !!!!

Nasty arrived in style in a blue Lamborghini…… that appeared to take 14 laps around the block to find a suitable park.

The R/A is up next and revenge appears sweet on his menu….. Gross overstatement of the R/A authority ….over-ruling the obvious failure to influence the gods.

R/A Cumsmoke takes revenge on the innocent victims of Bent Banana, KB and Rug with an icing in the same polluted bucket full of germs from the unwashed previous extremities rightfully occupying the ice bucket.

KB followed by Bent Banana and the Rug complete with socks all occupy the ice and get re-entry demands for early exit.

POW Pizza is STILL missing in action somewhere between Bundall and Sydney…
Bring our prick back Pizza !!!!!!!!!!

Next week’s run …. Ferret … somewhere North of the Surf club at Broadbeach…. Look out for the “Ferret Face “It’s easy claims Dicky Knee … it’s under camera 126 !!!!

GM election campaigns are noted from the following … cast your vote carefully !!!

Private Dicky Knee. ( Previous Mayor of Essendon)

Rockhard ( Campaign Mgr Caustic)

Bent Banana ( An independent candidate )

With a late rear entry from Old Fart.

END OF CIRCLE … Called by Ferret at 8.35pm

WELCOME BACK …Point Two .

PS …. The recent letter to the editor from Caustic Crusader on the Valentines debacle ring in the ears of your trusty on-sec.
Flatulence and Swollen Colon with Flasher following up was the theme for tonight…………….

Well, true to Caustic’s rendition of recent events your on-sec is here to confirm the theme for tonight came true around 3.30 am Tuesday.

First was Flatulence of unbelievable proportions as the nosh had brewed its way to gastronomic explosive proportions, involuntary relief of this pressure was greeted with distain from Mrs KB who was now 1.4 mtrs further across the marital bed.

A Swollen Colon was the next obvious transition of this post Hash event with major emergency relief required prior to potential enormous embarrassment of Latrine proportions……………

Hence the final part to the theme ……. Flasher KB races to the ablutions dept to experience the same relief sensations quoted in the Caustic rendition. Only to hear what appears to be a common comment from the fairer sex …”You dirty bastard” ….

Click goes the door to the marital bedroom … KB slinks off to the spare room for good night’s sleep interrupted only by the occasional explosion of gasses playing a steady tune………….

Another successful hash debacle!!!!!

On On
KB

Run:1742
Hare: Elvis
Location: Keith Hunt Park, Labrador
Date:21st March, 2011

Yellow and green “Elvis shirts” only seven bucks …. a gotta have item in any Hash wardrobe.
After some confusion from the traditional early birds Veteran and Shat the pack finally found the venue at the club house for the famous “Gracelands Elvis run of 2011).
On On across the park and over the first water hazard the pack heads off into the darkness of a balmy Autumn night.

Dicky Knee and Sir AH are seen walking as a very close duo (Rule One ????) around the park and back for traditional guard duties and booze sampling.
A great run sees all the pack back close together gathered for a few cold beers happily supported by an esky full of ice cold crownies sponsored by birthday boys Sir Prince and KB. A very tasty nosh follows catered by the clubhouse ladies with a choice of 3 curry dishes with rice and two desserts. A spoil for any Hash group.

8.08 pm Circle in 2 minutes!!!!
CIRCLE … it’s time calls GM Flasher.

Caustic has exerted his powers over hash cash and the run fee is $5 and pay the meal at the counter for $10 it’s a bargain.

HARE ….. Elvis …3 T shirts left!!!!!

Run report… Rug … Very very good >>>>> Well marked too!!!

Veteran ….Well marked … a tad short!!! ( that’s enough of the short comments On sec) No On backs … No tree huggers!!
Old Fart ….. Came in 3 seconds behind GM !!!

NOSH report ….. Cumsmoke back for seconds and thirds having two left over desserts too.

Renamed “Mr Piggy” by the ladies behind the counter Cumsmoke gives the note.
The ladies get the DD for Piggy comments and the worlds slowest DD follows.

“ Why are we waiting, Why are we waiting !! “ follows with three verses.

YELLOW CODE ….. Bent Banana gets it in one “M”
Two dogs gives the note.

Botcho makes note of Pizza’s humble “Step down from GM contention” speech on u tube.

VISITORS …. Barnacle Bill.
R/A is up next.
CHARGES …. Nil

POW … Pizza is in Melbourne …. R/A Cumsmoke is off to a great strart !!!!

Elvis gets charged for the creek crossing debacle. Josephine complains near life threatening experience in flooded creek.

Cumagen is charged for NO red wine in the booze bus and he steps forward to reveal the hair cut to beat all hair cuts … it appears the new office must be next to the year one hairdressing school.
After enormous protest Cumagen finally gets outvoted and takes the DD.

Flasher jumps in with both feet in mouth to ask the Pizza delivery guy who he is looking for … A minor Faux D Pas …. He’s one of us GM …. come from the pack!!
Oops!!

Barnacle Bill gets hit for talking on the phone in Hash and proceeds to the centre of the circle with a lime glow in his left pocket … Guilty as charged ……DD
Sir AH gives a note.

Barnacle Bill gets a second DD … Beer this time and drops it down in one hit.
Point Two report ……… Looking pretty good … waiting on a few more tests

Aussie gives a rendition of a “ Sad tale” of his mater in Melbourne a strong Blues supporter gets offered the last of 26 tickets available for the Gabba match.. Arranges flights accommodation and everything… then the last bit is the tickets ….. WRONG !!!!! NO TICKETS …. WHAT ????? Sorry seems Cumsmoke’s got em … So get F$#@%&!!!!
Fellow Hasher Two Dogs to the rescue with one of his and Aussie’s off the hook.

Cumsmoke goes for “without prejudice” insults and protests without success and Cumagen offers a note ( with pleasure GM)
Dicky Knee has Miss TZ footage going through legal screening with Leach and Leach at the moment … should be available shortly with all funds going to higher definition equipment.

Sir Prince Valiant and KB a called up for DD birthday treats and cake offerings.
GM Flasher calls for ideas for an alternative to the birthday cake.
Stripper was voted No1

SPLINTER LUNCH…. Somewhere in Broadbeach ????
Moonbeams love advise for the week ………. Not such a good idea to (Have to)share the bed with ex and suggest “One for old times sake” the carpet would be a better option.
Not to be outdone Moonbeams Marital services are introducing the new love ( Thentherat)to the EX this week in the view of world harmony…. stay tuned!!!!
8.38PM Dicky Knee calls “END OF CIRCLE”

PS 4 crownies left … disgraceful !!! Only one thing to do Sir Prince … 2 for me and 2 for you !!!

On ON
KB
NOTE AGPU only weeks away … time to start sucking.
Some subtle GM election campaigns are becoming evident since Pizza pulled out of the race.