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Run 1866

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Run 1866
Date: 5/08/2013
Location: Ashmore
Hare: Sir Rabbit / Josephine
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Bent Banana update:
A good turnout with 26 hashes turning up.

About half walkers and half runners but from the observation of the walkers most of the so called runners seemed to be walking.

The RA Miscarriage once again took on the exalted roles of both acting GM and RA..Clearly bored after so many Circles following the same format every week that he once again decided to reverse the normal the normal order of business.

Showing no respect for editorial independence, first up he called out yours truly for referring to him in last weeks Words as being the self appointed GM and presented me with a DD. Seems to think he is Gina Rhineart and can influence the independence of the press.

VD had the pleasure of passing on the POW. He called out the Big Unit (BU) and explained how a woman living below knocked on BU’s door to complain about the noise. Being not guilty he redirected the woman to Come Smokes unit. The woman was most shocked to discover the “noise” coming from Come Smokes unit was a loud audio track on a porn movie.

However in the absence of Come Smoke the award went to Truck Tyres who turned up for a bike ride with 2 flat tyres and has been nominated for a renaming to Flat Tyres.

Botcho aka Botulism got a DD for destroying the economy in the home country last week and causing more of his county men to migrate to OZ.

The RA/GM reminded us that the funeral for Useless was held during the week. He reminisced about how Useless had a broken relationship in Singapore, came down to the Gold Coast for a new life, and became engaged to a lovely lady. It appears she then met another Hasher and married him!  Come on down Sir AH!

Hares Josephine (the run) and Rabbit (the nosh)…..

BU described it as 1 of the best hash runs he has ever been on. Has done 3.

VD said it was OK but most runners seemed to be walking and only pretend runners.

Iceman said the Nosh was OK and he particularly liked the burnt rice taste near the bottom of the pot.

Miscarriage said he enjoyed the raisin toast which was a poor mans Naan and went particularly well with the chicken curry.

Graham a friend of Elvis got a DD for being a visitor. Welcome Graham hope you will come again.

Sir Prince and Sir Rabbit got a DD for reminding the RA about the time he “beached” the Fairlane on a parking island in the very same car park as we were standing. One Sir drinks all Sirs drink……  Come on down Sir AH.

Botcho said he had spoken to Pizza who reportedly misses us all and has been very busy writing the instruction manual on “Laying Bricks”.

Next weeks run will be next Monday night somewhere.

That’s the week that was.

Blue Cards Joke Of The Week

A Guy Walks Into A Bar

Just click here…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub3Cm0V_Z8w

 

July Splinter Lunch

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A pleasant sunny winter’s afternoon encouraged hashers to the July 2013 Splinter lunch.

The Royal Peacock on Tedder Avenue was the venue for the lunch. Enough punters for a rugby team were about the numbers. Some dressed up like they were going to somewhere after the lunch especially Truck Tyres looking rather dapper in his white sports jacket.

Carefree joined us on his way home from the cricket at Lords and visiting Prince George and Mum at the Lindo Wing while in the UK.
The first beer of many consumed on the day was from the Burleigh Brewing Company.
After entree papperdams, mains were ordered and naan bread and condiments soon were scattered across the tables in the shade of bottles of wine.
Lots of musical chairs took place as the diners circulated themselves socially during the afternoon. Kitchen Bitch wore a chef’s cap which would not have looked out of place on My Kitchen Rules.
Rug showed his future hash cash economic skills (if and when Blackie ever retires) by collecting more cash then the numbers present for the next big Lotto.
A bar across the road was suggested for after lunch drinks where Cooper’s ales were enjoyed by all. Hashers then made their own plans for the remainder of the afternoon.
Botcho organised travel arrangements for some which was greatly appreciated.
From there on, it was all downhill for Sir Rabbit and Circumference who went to their own after party firstly at Tonic on Chirn for more craft beers and then to Bonus Bros for a Moroccan pizza which after a tandoori lunch made next morning very interersting especially on top of aching heads.

Run 1865

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RUN 1865
Date :29/7/2013
Location: Helensvale
HARE: Botcho
Runners: 29

Once again we were honoured with an appearance by Cum Smoke. Good to see he brought his mate Big Unit!                                                                                                                                  The Big Unit chatting with Flasher….  I heard the BU complaining about a pain in the neck. No not Flasher just cause and effect from chatting with Flasher.Sorry Flasher but I am under strict instructions from Rectum to give you a special mention every week.

8 walkers and 18 runners hit the trail this week.In the absence of the GM the RA took on the self appointed joint role of GM/RA and called the circle in the Helensvale Tavern car park before dinner.

Flasher said it was a good run until he got lost. Iceman gave him instructions to follow him…. Big mistake. Botcho told a shaggy dog story about being chased by a dog while setting the run. There seemed to no real score but Ferret mumbled to the On Sec give him 4.77.

A DD to Josephine, Caustic and KB for email spam about a certain round ball match in Melbourne.

A minutes silence for Useless a past Hasher in the club who passed away recently. Ferret reported that Useless introduced him to Hash in Singapore where a week later Ferret met his future wife and Useless was best man at his wedding.

RETURNERS

The athletes returning from a Peptide fuelled bike ride in the Phillipines were front and centre.

Ferret as the oldest took 1 for the team and got the DD.

Shat when asked to report on the trip said everybody behaved and they inspected a lot of Catholic Churches. Yeah right!

Sir Prince was awarded the “Plastic Plucked Chicken” to take to Myanmar as the stand in “Yellow Jersey”

Ferret called out Flasher for being a media tart for having his photo on the cover of the Hash Magazine.

Everybody then adjourned to the Tavern, selected a special person for a 2 for 1 meal to the delight of Moonbeams but the despair of Hash Cash.

That’s it for this week see you all next week.

PS Keep the emails about “Hash Shit” or bear the consequences in the circle!!

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Blue Cards Lesson For The Week

Short Lesson On Towel Heads…
In these troubled times, it has become very difficult to distinguish the good towel-heads from the bad towel heads. Just where are the moderate Muslims, anyway? Do they actually exist?

The following is provided, to help you distinguish between a BAD “towel-head” and a GOOD “towel-head.” You must study the pictures carefully so that you will not confuse the two in a moment of indecision … It could save your life!
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and this is a

 

GOOD TOWEL-HEAD:

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