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Splinter Lunch…Farewell to Sir Botcho and Lady Cappa
Date: Friday 2nd Feb 2024 ......................... Location: Costa D'oro............................ Hashers: 54................................................... Run Pictures.................................................... Sir Botcho’s Farewell Tour before he jets off to the fleshpots of Europe and elsewhere caused absolute chaos at Hash Luncheon Central, swamping Costa D’Oro, when well over 50 GCH3 Hashers, other Hashers, and Friends turned up to ensure that he didn’t [...]
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New Years Day…Rained Out…Another Rest Day
Date: 1st January 2024 The Hare set the run...The Nosh was ordered. But he was let down by the Religious Adviser. He brought on the rain and not the sunshine. Run called off late Monday afternoon
Christmas Day…Hashers Rest Day
Date: 25th December 2023 ......................... Merry Christmas to you all. Cheers Santa. Enjoy your day of rest
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Splinter Lunch May 2022
Date: 29th April 2022......................... Location: Costa D'oro ............................. Runners: 22................................................. Run Pictures.password protected
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Splinter Lunch September 2021
Date: 24th September 2021............................................................. Location: Nicolinis Italian Restaurant. Surfers Paradise.... Hashers: 28..................................................................................... We returned to Nicolinis this month with a promise of $6 beers and a gourmet nosh. The smiles on the beer drinkers' faces soon disappeared when the $6 beers turned out to be $8. 28 Hashers enjoyed another fun day out. S Bends [...]
Run 2269… Hare Botcho
Date: 20th September 2021......................... Location: Helensvale....................................... Runners: 43 ..................................................... [sc_embed_player fileurl="http://www.goldcoasthash.org/wp-content/uploads/The-Darts-Song-Chase-The-Sun-.mp3"]sound on Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2268… Hare Swollen Colon
Date: 13th September 2021......................... Location: Southport....................................... Runners: 38 ..................................................... Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2267… Hare Sir Ferrett
Date: 6th September 2021............................ Location: Burleigh........................................... Runners: 37 ..................................................... Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2266. Sir Point Two’s Memorial Run…Hare Bent Banana
Sir Point Two's Memorial Run Date: 30th August 2021................................................ Location: Carrara............................................................ Runners: 43 .................................................................... Run Report Run Pictures.password protected Memories Sir Point Two ( 2/2/46- H³-9/8/21 ) His First Run #360 @ Gavin Forrest 4/2/85 Hares: Foxtwot & Wo Wo, his last official run with us was on 5/9/2011 #1766 ( Sir Rabbit & Sir [...]
Splinter Lunch August 2021
Date: 27th August 2021............................................................. Location: Sardjiono's Italian Restaurant. Surfers Paradise.... Hashers: 18..................................................................................... Well done Sir Ferrett! Great venue, Top Food, and a fun day out. We carried on after lunch at "The Local" for way tooooooooooooo long. Home after dark. On On Botcho Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2265…Hares Brewtus & Foxtrot
Date: 23rd August 2021................................. Location: Reedy Creek................................... Runners: Two groups of 18............................ Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2264…Hare Sir AH
Date: 26th July 2021...................................... Location: Mudgeeraba................................... Runners: 34.................................................... Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2263…Hare F All
Date: 19th July 2021............................... Location: Burleigh................................... Runners: 34............................................... Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2262…Hares Arse Nic & Derrolick
Date: 12th July 2021............................... Location: Burleigh................................... Runners: 38............................................... Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2261…Hares Mad Mike & Dr Death
Date: 5th July 2021............................... Location: Mudgeeraba.......................... Runners: 31.................................................. Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2260…Hares Hierarchy
Date: 28th June 2021............................... Location: Broadbeach....................................... Runners: 50.................................................. Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2259…Hare Sir Blackstump
Date: 21st June 2021............................... Location: Benowa....................................... Runners: 39.................................................. Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2258…Hare Ahpisto
Date: 14th June 2021............................... Location: Paradise Point........................... Runners: 34.................................................. Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2257…Hare Iceman
Date: 7th June 2021............................... Location: Paradise Point........................... Runners: 27.................................................. Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2256…Hare Fuller Shit
Date: 24th May 2021............................... Location: Southport....................................... Runners: 28.................................................. Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2255…Hare VD
Date: 24th May 2021............................... Location: Robina....................................... Runners: 32.................................................. Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2254… Poxy
Date: 17th May 2021............................ Location: Main Beach............................ Runners: 21................................................. Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2253… Sir Slab
Date: 10th May 2021............................ Location: Ashmore................................. Runners: 30................................................. Run Pictures.password protected Hash Trash .. don’t let the facts get in the way of a good story! Run no 2253 Location Central Park Tavern Hare Sir Slab/Memorial Run The pack arrived at Central Park Tavern and Sir Slab set a run to the standard one would [...]
Run 2252… Commander Head
Date: 3rd May 2021............................ Location: Mermaid Waters................. Runners: 27................................................. Hash Trash Report Run Pictures.password protected
GCH3 Cocktail Party 2021
Date: 1st May 2021............................ Location: Bumbles Budds Beach........ Runners: 54................................................. Run Pictures.password protected Well Done Hierarchy, A great night was had by all that attended. Few fuzzy heads Sunday morning I bet.
Run 2251… Hare Bluecard
Date: 26th April 2021............................ Location: Highland Park....................... Runners: 25................................................. Run Pictures.password protected Anzac Day is supposedly a day we remember those poor souls who died for the freedoms we now enjoy. The hare, Blue Card, came up with some idea that by not setting any trails at his run it was similiar to the original [...]
Run 2250… Hare Slug
Date: 19th April 2021............................ Location: Mermaid waters.................................. Runners: 24................................................. Run Pictures.password protected Run #2250 Hare: Slug Venue: Bunnings Car Park Everyone was expecting a low turn-out as many hashers had gone on the cycle ride, and to everyone’s surprise including the hare, there were 24 runners including 3 visitors/returning runners. We gathered in the car [...]
Run 2249… Brewtus & Caustic
Date: 12th April 2021............................ Location: Reedy Creek.................................. Runners: 34................................................. Hash Trash Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2248… Miscarriage
Date: 5th April 2021............................ Location:Varsity Lakes.................................. Runners: 23................................................. Hash Trash Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2247… Sir Jo & Sir Rabbit
Date: 29th March 2021............................ Location: Southport.................................. Runners: 22................................................. Hash Trash Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2246… Now Loved
Date: 22nd March 2021............................ Location: Broadbeach Tavern................ Runners: 18................................................. Hash Trash Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2245… Hierarchy
Date: 15th March 2021............................ Location: Macintosh Island Park................ Runners: 30................................................. Hash Trash Run Pictures.password protected Nasty's Funnies Late breaking news ! “8 medical staff including the Irish doc have handed in their resignations and embarked on a career change since TT took up residence in the resort !”
Run 2244… Swindler & Co
Date: 8th March 2021............................ Location: Chevron Island.......................... Runners: 40................................................. Hash Trash Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2243… Magician
Date: 1st March 2021............................ Location: Varsity Lakes.......................... Runners: 30................................................. Hash Trash Run Pictures.password protected
GCH3 Car Rally 2021
Date: 19th - 21st February 2021..... Location: Boonah.............................. Well, the 2021 Magical Mystery tour is over. Everyone enjoyed themselves thoroughly. I would like to thank Truckie for helping to set and check the route, Fanny also for helping to check the route. Dry Spell (Mrs Mad Mike) for putting up with me being away to set route. [...]
Run 2242… Circumference
Date: 22nd February 2021....................... Location: Labrador..................................... Runners: 28................................................. Circumference, in true Hashing spirit, agreed to step up to the plate and put on tonight's run at short notice after Caustic pulled out at short notice, despite it being scheduled to be his birthday run. We started from the car park of the Tiger's AFL club, [...]
Run 2241…Hare Badger
Date: 15 th February 2021....................... Location: Hope Island....................... Runners: 32................................................. Well the extravaganza this week was set all the way up on the northern end of the coast at Parasite Point otherwise known as the elephants graveyard. Much to the consternation of the illustrious Hare “the Badge”a crowd of enormous numbers turned up for his [...]
Run 2240…Hare Fanny Charmer
Date: 8 th February 2021....................... Location: Cascade Gardens....................... Runners: 28................................................. Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2239…Hare Shat
Date: 1st February 2021....................... Location: Chevron Island....................... Runners: 31................................................. Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
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Run 2238…Hare Slab & Prince
Date: 25th January 2021....................... Location: Robina.................................. Runners: 34................................................ Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2237…Hare Hal Al
Date: 18th January 2021....................... Location: Benowa.................................. Runners: 28................................................ Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2236…Hare Jig Saw
Date: 11th January 2021....................... Location: Benowa.................................. Runners: 30................................................ Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2235…Hare hard On
Date: 4th January 2021....................... Location: Main Beach...................... Runners: 31................................................ Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2234…Hare Circumference
Date: 28 th December 2020....................... Location: Smith St Collective...................... Runners: 25................................................ Run Pictures.password protected Hash Trash .. don’t let the facts get in the way of a good story! We gathered at the pavilion adjacent to the Sharks Juniors football oval and Circumference set the walkers and the runners off towards Smith St. We used the pathways and [...]
Run 2233…Phantom & Nasty
Date:21st December 2020....................... Location: Arundel...................................... Runners: 34................................................. Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2232…Hierarchy
Date:14th December 2020....................... Location: Surfers Paradise....................... Runners: 41................................................. Hash Trash .. don’t let the facts get in the way of a good story! The weather was not going to give us a break so we prepared for a wet night for our pub crawl followed by dinner. We arrived at the usual meeting point outside [...]
Run 2231…Rug
Date:7th December 2020....................... Location: Coombabah................................ Runners: 28................................................. Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2230…Swollen Colon
Date:30th November 2020....................... Location: Southport................................ [audio src="http://www.goldcoasthash.org/wp-content/uploads/Swollen-Colon-Fireworks.mp3" /] Runners: 31................................................. Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2229…Combined Run
Date:23rd November 2020....................... Location: Nerang................................ Runners: 29.................................................. Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2228…Hare Carefree
Date:16th November 2020....................... Location: Surfers................................ Runners: 38.................................................. Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2227…Hare Weekly
Date:9th November 2020....................... Location: Robina................................ Runners: 28.................................................. Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2226…Hare S Bends
Date: 2nd November 2020....................... Location: Main beach................................ Runners: 32.................................................. Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2225…Hare Kitchen Bitch & Botcho
Date: 26th October 2020.............................. Location: Molendinar.......................... Runners: 39.................................................... Run Report Run Pictures.password protected
Run 2224…Hare Hierarchy & S Bends
Date: 19th October 2020.............................. Location: Main Beach.......................... Runners: 33.................................................... Run Report The Results http://www.goldcoasthash.org/hash-run-pictures/
BVBT 2020
Date: 12 - 16th October 2020......... Location: BVBT Esk................................ Bikers: 28................................................... The Ride Carefree's Review BVBT Pictures
Run 2223…Hare Aussie
Date: 12th October 2020.............................. Location: Budds Beach.......................... Runners: 19.................................................... Run Report Run Pictures Nasty's Funnies Even More
Run 2222…Hare Botcho
Date: 5th October 2020.............................. Location: Surfers Paradise.......................... Runners: 33.................................................... Run Report Run Pictures
Run 2221…Hare Bent Banana
Date: 28th September 2020........................ Location: Carrara.......................................... Runners: 35.................................................... Run Report Run Pictures This week's Funnies
Run 2220…Hare Ferrett
Date: 7th September 2020................ ..... Location: Surfers Paradise...................... Runners: 31.................................................... Run Report Run Pictures
Run 2219… Hare: Elvis
Date: 31st August 2020................ ..... Location: Burleigh Heads ...................... Runners:21.................................................... Run Report Run Pictures
Run 2218… Hare: Magician & Head
Date: 24th August 2020................ ..... Location: Mermaid Waters ...................... Runners:30.................................................... Run Report Run Pictures
Run 2217… Hare: Birthday Boys
Date: 17th August 2020................ ..... Location: Robina ...................... Runners:40.................................................... Run Report Run Pictures
Run 2216…Iceman
Date: 10th August 2020................ ..... Location: Paradise Point ...................... Runners:25.................................................... Run Report Run Pictures http://www.goldcoasthash.org/wp-content/uploads/pina-colada.mp3
Run 2215…Derrolicked & Co
Date: 3rd August 2020................ ..... Location: Nerang Pony Club ...................... Runners:44 .................................................... Run Report Run Pictures
Splinter Lunch July 2020
Date: 31st July 2020................ ..... Location: Cav's Steak House ......................... Attendees: 22 .................................................... The Gold Coast Splinter Hash arrived at Cav’s Steak House for a steak and a couple of beers. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers, which they definitely were. When Sir Rabbit, the leader of the group finished his [...]
Run 2214…Miscarriage & Sir Prince
Date: 27th July 2020................ ..... Location: Gilston ......................... Runners:39 .................................................... Run Report Run Pictures
Run 2213…Sir AH
Date: 20th July 2020................ ..... Location: Mudgeeraba ......................... Runners:48 .................................................... Run Report Run Pictures
Run 2212…Sir Blackstump & Hierarchy
Date: 13th July 2020................ ..... Location: Sorrento ......................... Runners:44 .................................................... Run Report Run Pictures
Run 2211…Poxy
Date: 16th March 2020................ ..... Location: Hope island ......................... Runners:33 .................................................... Run Report Run Pictures
Run 2210…Exelpet
Date: 9th March 2020................ ..... Location: Nerang ......................... Runners:24 .................................................... Run Report Run Pictures
Run 2166…Bent Banana & Flasher
Date: 6th May 2019................................... Location: Nerang ........................................ Runners:31..................................................... Run Pictures Why let the truth stand in the way of a good story! Carefree's Hash Trash...Read Here
Run 1889
Date: 14/12/5015 Run: 1989 Location: Oxenford Runners:29 Find us on Facebook Leave a comment or post a picture Tonight’s run took place adjacent to one of my workplaces, the Oxenford Youth and Community Centre, which was indeed fortunate as a few of us had to make good use of the facilities in the centre […]
Run 1988
Date: 7/12/5015 Run: 1988 Location: Ashmore Hare: Fullershit Runners:30 Find us on Facebook Leave a comment or post a picture Tonight’s run, brought to you from lovely, downtown industrial Ashmore, came to you all courtesy of Fullershit and his lovely wife Lee, to whom he obviously outsourced the cooking, as she was seen to […]
Run 1987
Date: 30/11/5015 Run: 1987 Location: Ormeau Hare: Sir Slab Runners:19 Find us on Facebook Leave a comment or post a picture Tonight’s run was the annual SEQ joint GC/Brisbane “I don’t go that far for my holidays” run, held in the upper reaches of the Gold Coast with the boys from the Brisbane Hash. […]
Run 1986
Date: 23/11/5015 Run: 1986 Location: Bundall Hare: Phantom Runners:29 Find us on Facebook Leave a comment or post a picture Tonight’s run was held in the wild depths of that suburb where murders take place, where people are attacked in the street, where residents live their lives barricaded behind fortified walls….yes, none other than […]
Run 1985
Date: 16/11/5015 Run: 1985 Location: Nerang Hare: The Swollens Runners:21 Find us on Facebook Leave a comment or post a picture Tonight’s run came to us courtesy of our hare, Swollen Colon and his lovely wife, Mrs SW, otherwise known as Leanne and I feel compelled to say that we sometimes forget the effort […]
Run 1984
Date: 9/11/5015 Run: 1984 Location: Chirn Park Hare: Sir Rabbit & Josephine Runners:20 Find us on Facebook Leave a comment or post a picture Firstly a bit thank-you to the stand in scribe for the last two weeks, Circumference, whom I believe also had to multi-task last week as scribe, hare and chief cook […]
Run 1983
Date: 2/11/5015 Run: 1983 Location: Bundall Hare: Circumference Runners:20 Find us on Facebook Leave a comment or post a picture The pack gathered behind the GCCC at Evandale where although billion dollars of development is planned. someone still can’t change a light bulb. Best plans often come unstuck but you don’t know […]
Run 1982
Date: 26/10/5015 Run: 1982 Location: Emerald Lakes, Carrara Hare: VD & Bent Banana (Halloween theme) Runners:22 Find us on Facebook Leave a comment or post a picture Under a full moon the pack headed off in a westerly direction towards the Psuedo-Franco Mediterranean art deco inspired residential monstrosity. The trail went past […]
Run 1981
Date: 19/10/5015 Run: 1981 Location: Main Beach Hare: Hierarchy Runners:29 Find us on Facebook Leave a comment or post a picture Vroom…Vroom…the V8 Supercars run…the Indy Challenge…the Sir 2 Dogs handicapping extravanza…call it what you will, but it was always going to be an explosive event, particularly as it was in the 4217 postcode, […]
Run 1980
Date: 12/10/5015 Run: 1980 Location: Varsity Lakes Hare: Hierarchy Runners:28 Find us on Facebook Leave a comment or post a picture Run 1980 Tonight was billed as the night where, for the paltry sum of just $20.00, you could drink as much beer and eat as much food as you wanted!! On that basis, […]
Run 1979
Date: 5/10/5015 Run: 1979 Location: Burleigh Heads Hare: Truck Tyres Runners:22 Find us on Facebook Leave a comment or post a picture Tonight was Truckie’s birthday run…happy birthday mate…72 years and going strong!!!…and thank you for the birthday Crownies which were greatly appreciated by all. The Pre-run and run: The instructions on the […]
Run 1978
Date: 28/9/2015 Location: Burleigh Heads Hare: The Ice party Runners:41 Executive Summary (for those who get bored reading too much): The night of knights!!!!!….it has finally arrived….tonight was all about SIR TWO DOGS and SIR BOTCHOLISM and it’s going to be a long time until we have another knighting night in this hash because […]
Run 1977
Date: 21/9/2015 Location: Main Beach Hare: Carefree and the Wobblys Runners:32 Next weeks run details “Welcome gentlemen to the second great snaykunt…this year we will be successful…we will catch this slimy bastard who’s probably grown to twice the length he was last year!”…or words to that effect were uttered by our faithful hare […]
Run 1976
Date: 14/9/2015 Location: Labrador Hare: Botcho & Flasher Runners:28 “It’s all virgin territory guys, untouched by human feet…never mind that we’re here in Len Fox Park, that’s just to trick you into complacency!”…or words to that effect were uttered by our co-hares tonight, Flasher and Botcho…none of us believed it of course, but as […]
Run 1975
Date: 7/9/2015 Location: Broadbeach Hare: Ferrett Runners:32 Tonight we had another “city run”….thanks to it being Ferrett’s birthday bash….so here we were in the wilds of central Broadbeach, with a run and walk guaranteed to have lots of bush and shiggy!! Not so funny actually as you will read later on….. The Run: […]
Run 1974
Date: 31/8/2015 Location: Surfers Paradise Hare: Missing Link & The wobblys Runners:32 Tonight’s run was in totally virgin territory, starting from Cascade Gardens on the Gold Coast Highway, a location from which we had never run before….ha ha ha ha!!!…only kidding guys!!! In actual fact, this is one of our more familiar “city runs” […]
Run 1973
Date: 24/8/2015 Location: Tugun Hare: Now Loved & Moonbeams Runners: 27 The Run (run write up courtesy Bent Banana)….. Following hare Now Loved’s clear instructions, about 26 apprehensive hounds headed east out the park and quickly turned left, then west up the road to the hills and bush in the distance. It was up […]
August Splinter Lunch
Date: Friday 21st August, 2015 Venue: Marcos, Cavill Ave. Surfers Paradise Host: Jigsaw, VD and Nasty Attendees: 20 something Apparently VD and jigsaw sorted the venue, back lacked the negotiating skills to obtain extra morsels for the hungry Hashers. Well smooth talking Nasty soon fixed that,!! After a long lunch and several bottles of red […]
Run 1972
Date: 17/8/2015 Location: Southport Hare: Truck Tyres & Jigsaw Runners: 27 Tonight’s run was a joint effort between Truck Tyres and Jigsaw and started from an obscure location called “Ward Park” and indicated as being in Nyora Street, Southport. Yours truly was the first to arrive, quickly followed by the booze masters and Sir […]
Run 1971
Date: 10/8/2015 Location:Parkwood Hare: Josephine & Sir Rabbit Runners: 30 The Run: Well, I had been told by our esteemed GM to expect “a cracker of a run, because Josephine always sets great runs!”….and with that expectation in mind, and with that thought in mind, there we were, gathered at Chez Josephine’s in the […]
Run 1970
Date: 3/8/2015 Location:Currumbin Hare: Kitchen Bitch & Caustic Crusader Runners: 29 Tonight’s run had a bit of a shitty start for yours truly…pulled into Moonbeams’ driveway to pick him up and his downstairs neighbour came up the driveway, totally shitfaced drunk, stumbled against my car and snapped the left hand side mirror…f##king prick!!! Not […]
July Splinter Lunch
Date: 31/07/2015 Location:Main Beach Host: Fucksoff Hashers: 29 Hash Splinter Lunch – 31st July 2015 Venue: Thai Eatery, Corner Cronin Avenue and Tedder Avenue, Main Beach This is totally unprecedented, it really is, but due to the popularity of the hash words from your trusty on-sec, by popular demand I have been asked […]
Run 1969
Date: 27/07/2015 Location:Pacific Pines Hare: Botcho & Flasher Runners: 30 My ramblings today start with an idea…the Hash being largely about taking the piss…perhaps we ought to rename ourselves the Gold Coast “No Hills” Gourmet Hash. Why??? Because after tonight’s run, nothing could be further from the bloody truth!! I lost count after the […]
Run 1968
Date: 20/07/2015 Location:Advancetown Hare: Sir Blackstump & Sir AH Runners: 25 Well, if we thought that run sites couldn’t get any more remote than last week’s run from the future site of Miscarriage Mansions in Gilston, we were totally wrong!! Tonight’s run commenced at the corner of Nerang-Murwillumbah Road and Beechmont Road at Advancetown, […]
Run 1967
Date: 13/07/2015 Location:Gilston Hare: Miscarriage Runners: 20 Tonight’s run was from the future site of Miscarriage Mansions at the end of Blackstump Drive in Gilston, also known to most of us who hug the coastal fringe as out in the middle of bloody nowhere! The masses, all twenty of us, eventually managed to […]
Run 1966
The Annual Hash Relay is on our door step this year. Truck Tyres and your Hierarchy needs numbers for our team!! About The Hash Relay Date: 6/07/2015 Location:Surfers Paradise Hare: Hard On and helpers Runners: 28 The Run: Ohhhh this was certainly going to be an interesting night! Firstly, it was at MacIntosh Island, a […]
Run 1965
The Annual Hash Relay is on our door step this year. Truck Tyres and your Hierarchy needs numbers for our team!! About The Hash Relay Date: 29/06/2015 Location: Mudgeeraba Hare: Rock Hard Runners: 22 WHERE is the RA ??? RAIN RAIN RAIN !!! Suffice to say the precipitation was enough to scare off all […]
Run 1964
Date: 22/06/2015 Location: Mermaid waters Hare: Slug Runners: 29 The Annual Hash Relay is on our door step this year. Truck Tyres and your Hierarchy needs numbers for our team!! About The Hash Relay Hash Trash Run 1964 Hare:Slug Nosh Helpers: VD-KB-Blue Card Location:Pizzey Park Runners 29 Questionable skies greeted the rabble as they […]
Run 1963
Date: 15/06/2015 Location: Burleigh Heads Hare: Elvis Runners: 27 The Annual Hash Relay is on our door step this year. Truck Tyres and your Hierarchy needs numbers for our team!! About The Hash Relay Run 1963 Well, here we are at the second run under the new hierarchy and what a night was had by […]
Run 1962
Date: 8/06/2015 Location: Gilston Hares: Blackstump Runners: 24 + 11 lovely ladies Hash Words for run 1962 The Preamble: The passing of an era…the sale of the Ponderosa…the downsizing of Blackstump…the beginning of the reign of the new hierarchy…the presence of partners…what else can be said about the run on Monday 8th June 2015 which […]
Run 1961
Date: 1/06/2015 Location: Broadbeach Hares: AGPU Hierarchy Runners: 46 Hash words for AGPU 2015 Here I sit following the AGPU, lonely, somewhat hung over after a night of frivolity and merriment, but nevertheless, selflessly and devotedly committed to providing my fellow hash men with a true account of the night’s events. Before the account […]
Run 1960
[popup show=”IMG1″] Run: 1960 Date: 25/5//2015 Location: Chevron Island Hares: Swindler & Blue Card Runners: 45 SWINDLER BY NAME……AND NATURE In what many pundits have described as a momentous week for the ‘evolution of the planet’, during which: 1) same-sex partners were given the green light to say “Aye doo” before pedophile […]
Run 1859
YOU COULD BE BOOZE MASTER IN [ujicountdown id=”Hierarchy Nominations” expire=”2015/06/01 04:30″ hide=”true” url=”” subscr=”” recurring=”” rectype=”second” repeats=””] [popup show=”IMG1″] Run: 1959 Date: 18/5//2015 Location: Southport Hares: Swollen Colon Runners: 28 Run 1959 with Swollen Colon 18 May 2015 28 hashers eagerly waited for the run information from Swollen Colon at the back of […]
Run 1958
YOU COULD BE BOOZE MASTER IN [ujicountdown id=”Hierarchy Nominations” expire=”2015/06/01 04:30″ hide=”true” url=”” subscr=”” recurring=”” rectype=”second” repeats=””] Run: 1958 Date: 11/5//2015 Location: Carrara Hares: Bent Banana Runners: 34 Gold Coast Gourmet Hash The Sewerage Memorial Run Payment for AGPU is now overdue Dress: Formal – Hash Tails Starts Time: Broadbeach 4:30pm Sharp Don’t be […]
Run 1957
Run: 1957 Date: 4/5//2015 Location: Carrara Hares: The Sirs Runners: 39 Run 1957 – The Sirs Run. Gold Coast Hash Birthday. It all started just around the corner from tonight’s location, way back in 1978. The #1 run venue has long gone. Surfers Paradise raceway The Sirs Run…it was always going to be a special […]
Run 1956
Run: 1956 Date: 27/04/2015 Location: Paradise Point Hares: Ice Man Runners: 36 Anzac Day Road Bike Victim Recovering in Hospital. It appears that Nasty was the victim of a malicious act by a person or persons unknown who placed a large rock on the road to slow down speeding cyclists. Missing Link who […]
Hash Anzac Bike Ride
Date: Sunday 26th April, 2015 Location: Sir Slab’s Pad. Mermaid Waters. Great Company Bike ride Refreshments Nibbles Danny Boy Poetry Remembrance Food more refreshments Home Pictures
April Splinter Lunch
Run: April Splinter Lunch Date: 24/04/2015 Location: Broadbeach Hosts: Moonbeams & Kitchen Bitch Attendees: 33 This months lunch we Celebrated Moonbeam’s birthday. What a fun day great food, better company. Speeches were few. Red wine, we all had a few tooooooooo many !! But what a day. Our Splinter Grand Master Sir Rabbit had a […]
Run 1955
Run: 1955 Date: 20/04/2015 Location: Main Beach Hares: Carefree Runners: 30 Run Report ANZAC SPIRIT…..HASH SPIRIT….AUSSIE SPIRIT Hareline extraordinaire VD deserves much credit for having the game plan, the nouse, the big idea of making CareFree the ‘Hare’ for the ‘Anzac Centenary’ Hash run. What foresight, what creative genius! True, many on the Gourmet Hash […]
Run 1954
Run: 1954 Date:13/04/2015 Location: Ashmore Hare: Aussie Runners: 33 Sir Prince Valiant recruits new member Sir Prince has just announced that he has start a new running group. He can’t believe the response he has had after posting a picture of his first new recruit. […]
Run 1953
Run: 1953 Date:6/04/2015 Location: Miami Hares: Circumference Runners: 26 Gold Coast Gourmet Hash The Hash House Harriers was formed at the Selangor Club Chambers in Malaya in 1937/38 by E.J Galvin, Malay Mail, H.M Doig, A.S Gispert and Cecil H. Lee. Rumor has it that Gispert was the real ideas man who created the Hash […]
Run 1952
Run: 1952 Date:30/03/2015 Location: Broadbeach Waters Hares: Fanny Charmer & Rug Runners: 29 A crisis has hit a popular running group on the Sunny Gold Coast The Gold Coast Hash House Harriers are in turmoil!! Stand in On Secs strike wanting equal touring rights that the Hash Grand master has given to his Hierarchy mates. […]
March Splinter Lunch
Date: Friday 27th March, 2015 Host: Blue card Venue: Costa O’Dora, Surfers paradise Attendees: 20 something Report on it’s way On On Flasher
Run 1951
Run: 1951 Date:23/03/2015 Location:Paradise Point Hares: Flasher & Veteran Runners: 24 Tonight’s run commenced from the park in Paradise Parade, Paradise Point and consisted of the hardy and dedicated souls who cannot afford to go tripping all over the world for most of the year, unlike the 15 or so who are gallivanting all over […]
Run 1950
Run: 1950 Date:16/03/2015 Location:Elanora Hares: Kitchen Bitch Runners: 24 THE BITCH and THE HUMAN HEADLINE “Good evening viewers and welcome to HINCH: the Human Headline. It’s really fantastic to be back in the chair, doing what I was born to do and absolutely loving it.” “Before anything else, I want to extend my thanks and […]
Run 1949
Run: 1949 Date:9/03/2015 Location:Cararara Hares: Jigsaw Runners: 27 POW Missing Is this the Missing POW? Man hands ‘penis’ into Surfers Paradise police station A man has handed to police at Surfers Paradise what he claims to be a severed human penis. The man, who has not been identified but was wearing a Gold Coast […]
Run 1948
Run: 1948 Date:2/03/2015 Location:Bundall Hares: Kwakka & Moonbeams Runners: 32 Splinter Lunch at Southport The Video of Did Hard On enjoy his steak at Splinter Lunch? [jwplayer mediaid=”7257″] Phantom takes his first ride on the G LINK all the way to Surfers Paradise Irish Bar Run 1948 with Kwakka & […]
February Splinter Lunch
Date: Friday 27th February, 2015 Host: Rug Venue: Bella Donna Italian Restaurant. Southport Attendees: 34 You should have been there. What another great day, Great food, excellent wine and even better company. Rug had done a fine job in booking Bella Donna. He had a full time job adding tables as more Hashers kept arriving. […]
Run 1947
Run: 1947 Date:23/2/2015 Location:Ashmore Hares: Weekly & Bent Banana Runners:35 Pile Driver undertakes major repairs to the Hash Trailer to make it safe from explosion, fire, high centre of gravity and implosion. Thanks Pile Driver. Hard On celebrates another milestone birthday with Crownies all around! Gold Coast Warriors meet at Montmartre wed am […]
Run 1946
Run: 1946 Date:16/2/2015 Location:Bundall Hares: Hierarchy Runners:38 Sir Black Stump wins: Australian Distance Championship 2nd World masters over 65 Congratulations from the GCHHH for an amazing effort. The Tri-Hashalon Run 1946 Gold Coast City Council Civic Centre Bundall Road The Start of the Run [fvplayer […]
Run 1945
Run: 1945 Date:9/2/2015 Location:Nerang Hares: Ballpoint Runners:35 Well, here we were again at an old favourite spot at the pony club at the end of Wandin Street, Nerang for Ballpoint’s birthday run…50 years old and he doesn’t look a bloody day over sixty…must be all the hashing in exotic locales all over the world..it obviously […]
Run 1944
Run: 1944 Date:2/2/2015 Location: Robina Hares: Now Loved & Pile Driver Runners:24 Its Monday again …. The Run. A smaller crowd than usual gathered at a familiar spot, with promises of unfamiliar and new territory by Hare Now Loved. He explained the meaning of his three different arrows, with the extra […]
January Splinter Lunch
Run: January Splinter Lunch Date:30/01/2015 Location: Helensvale Host: Botcho Runners:39 There was movement on the course, for the word had passed around That a filly from Surfers Paradise had got away And was about to join the Splinter Hashers – All had tried to catch her eye before and came from far and wide for […]
Run 1943
Run: 1943 Date:26/01/2015 Location: Robina Hares: Truck Tyres, KB, Slug and Rockhard Runners:27 A wonderfully bedecked crew of about 30 turned up the Australia Day cricket day extravaganza. The wicket was looking splendid on our arrival with the covers off and having been freshly mown for the eagerly awaited match. There were Kiwi Aussies, Kiwis, […]
Run 1942
Run: 1942 Date:19/01/2015 Location: Ashmore Hare: Fuller Shit Runners:29 Fullershit’s Titillating Run The run: “Now listen up you pricks, the fucking run is cancelled…now where’s the beer??”….such sweet and tempting words from our beloved GM on a night where the lightning was striking mere metres away from the start of the run, the rain was […]
Run 1941
Run: 1941 Date:12/01/2015 Location: Pacific Pines Hare: Botcho Runners:34 JE SUIS BOTCHO!!! In a week when Paris -the city not Hilton- the planet’s epicentre of all that is ‘lurv’ and ‘haute couture’ – became the latest metaphor for Islam, i.e. religion of peace and the Hijab, we can take comfort in Churchill’s chilling wisdom that: […]
Run 1940
Run: 1940 Date:5/01/2015 Location: Merrimac Hare: Nasty Runners:35 The “run of the year” as it has been described by the hare, Nasty, certainly was a night to remember and lived up to its promise of “back to basics”, both in terms of the run itself and the nosh that followed. Executive Summary: Tonight’s run…muddy swamps, […]
Run 1939
Run: 1939 Date:29/12/2014 Location: Gilston Hare: Miscarriage Runners:30 Gold Coast Gourmet Hash MOVIE MARATHON of the Year Screened at the new NASTY BAR with screening of Vietnam, Croatia and Philippines recent release movies by Nasty Spellburg. The Hash House Harriers was formed at the Selangor Club Chambers in Malaya in 1937/38 by E.J Galvin, Malay […]
Run 1938
Run: 1938 Date:22/12/2014 Location: Carrara Hare: Sir AH Runners:29 Christmas Run 1938 by Sir AH with Santa’s Little Helper Editors Note: Due to recents comments as to the credibility of the author and accurary of the written WORDS in future these ramblings will be renamed the TRUTH after a old time Queensland newspaper […]
Run 1937
Run: 1937 Date:15/12/2014 Location: Broadbeach Hare: Hierarchy Runners:45 The Christmas 2014 Run 1937 Pre lube Location: Homeless Shelter near Kurrawa Surf Club Broadbeach The Start of the Run 45 excited Santa’s gathered under the Kurrawa Homeless Shelter to discuss the spread of goodwill toward all .The Santa’s , all proudly wearing their Christmas T […]
Run 1936
Run: 1936 Date:8/12/2014 Location: Broadbeach Hare: Tranny, Bondage and Nasty Runners:34 Hash Christmas Run on Monday 15th Dress: Hash Christmas T-shirt, Santa hat, red shorts with bells on sandshoes. Venue & Start Time: 5pm Sharp Kurrawa Park (south of surf club) – don’t be late and miss the opening events Book in now with […]
Hash Cocktail Party 2014
Event: Hash Cocktail Party Date: 6/12/2014 Location: Swindler’s House of Fun A fun night was had by all. Great company and top nosh food. Many thanks to the Swindler’s for providing a great venue and to the Hierarchy and the other helpers for organising the event. Pictures can be viewed here: Cocktail Party Pictures Videos […]
Run 1935
Run: 1935 Date:1/12/2014 Location: Nerang State Forest Hare: Josephine & Sir Rabbit Runners:34 Gold Coast Gourmet Hash Final decision for Hash Formal Cocktail Party Venue will be made by Hierarchy over a few beers on Friday. Please check your email on Sat am so you go to the correct Venue. Dress: Formal – […]
November Splinter Lunch
Date: 28/11/2014 Host: Now Loved Location: Mama Roma, Broadbeach The day started at the Envy Bar in Broadbeach and finished at the Envy Bar. We did move however to Mama Romas or lunch. About twenty Hashers, attended I think. I had asked Two Dogs for a head count a little late in the day. That […]
Run 1934
Run: 1934 Date:24/11/2014 Location: Bundall Hare: Phantom Runners:34 The Phantom Blood Pressure Run 1934 Don’t be scared !!Come and see the doctor and get tested Promoted widely by none other than the Phantom as the first ever Hash Run with a blood pressure and prostate check-up before first class gourmet Nosh .. Would […]
Run 1933
Run: 1933 Date:17/11/2014 Location: SEQ Run Ormeau Hare: Sir Slab Runners:37 View this weeks pictures on Mobile Run 1933 Annual GCCH & Brisbane Joint Hash Run A high attendance of 38 GCHHH gathered at the Shearers Arms Tavern , Ormeau for a joint run with 20++ something desperate Hashers from the Brisbane Hash. A great […]
1932
Run: 1932 Date:10/11/2014 Location: Runaway Bay Hare: Veteran Runners: 37 View this weeks pictures on Mobile …..LEST WE REMEMBER! People remember Remembrance Day for varied reasons but in essence it is to pay homage to those who fought and sacrificed themselves for the benefit of those of us still living….. The freedom that we, in the […]
Run 1931
Run: 1931 Date:3/11/2014 Location: Coombabah Hare: Sir Rabbit & Josephine Runners: 27 View this weeks pictures on Mobile Brady Park Coombabah Theme: “Around the Carrot Patch” Tonight’s run started with Sir Rabbit turning up in his ute, using his master key to access the locked gate into Brady Park and then disgorging the contents of […]
October Splinter Lunch
“Well!! This another fine mess that you have gotten me into Hardy”. Twenty four Hashers turned up at Bugzies,Broadbeach for lunch to be told.. ” Sorry boys, we don’t have a booking for you” After a bit of smooth talking from our host,Bent Banana a table was soon set for us. The food was great […]
Run 1930
Run: 1930 Date:27/10/2014 Location: Molendinar Hare: Kitchen Bitch , Botcho and many helpers Runners: 27 View this weeks pictures on Mobile Welcome to my Nightmare…. OCTOBER 21st It was late in the day when I called in to Brian’s place on my way home from work. -“He’s not back from the doctor’s yet” said his […]
Run 1929
Run: 1929 Date:20/10/2014 Location:Main Beach Hare: Two Dogs & VD Runners: 32 View this weeks pictures on Mobile Gold Coast Gourmet Hash Gold Coast Warriors and possible probationary Warriors regroup for secret meeting in Hanoi Vietnam Carefree advises he will not be returning to the Gold Coast as at last he has a good job […]
Run 1928
Run: 1928 Date:13/10/2014 Location: Nerang Hare: Aussie Runners: 32 View this weeks pictures on Mobile Run 1928 with Aussie A high attendance of 32 athletes gathered for this special Octoberfest event organised by Aussie. The athletes assembled in Brewery Carpark for the prerun instructions by Aussie. Promoted as a sole effort with no outsourcing […]
Run 1927
Run: 1927 Date:6/10/2014 Location: Burleigh Waters Hare: Truck Tyre Runners: 25 We acknowledge in this week’s Words Dirty Dancers thanks to the Gourmet Hash for the kind donation to the Cambodian Children’s Charity. We collected $150 on the charities behalf from the Gold Coast Gourmet Hash runners. Well done and a special thank you […]
Run 1926
Run: 1926 Date:29/09/2014 Location: Molendinar Hare: Show Pony & Flasher Runners: 32 Link to pictures Mobile Gold Coast Gourmet Hash There is no doubt that the Words in last few weeks have tested the intellectual capacity of our Gourmet Giants. After a few weeks of high quality intellectual Words heavily punctuated with terminoilogy that needed […]
Run 1925
Run: 1925 Date:22/09/2014 Location:Burleigh Waters Hare: Caustic, Kitchen Bitch & helpers Runners:36 Link to pictures Mobile Making a Hash of Scotland Chatting to most Gourmet hashers last Monday evening, I got the distinct impression that ‘relief’ was the order of the day as the sky had not fallen in despite the Scots voting to remain firmly attached […]
Run 1924
Run: 1924 Date:15/09/2014 Location:Burleigh Waters Hare: VD & Slug Runners:29 Link to pictures Mobile Due to the Stand-in stand-in Scribe Aussie getting pissed and spilling red wine on his laptop and duly farking it we requested contributions from the Hash as follows; Why did I volunteer to be the stand In […]
Run 1923
Run: 1923 Date:8/09/2014 Location:Coombabah Hare: Rug Runners:33 Link to pictures Mobile Tonight’s run commenced from Grassy Park in Hansford Road, Coombabah, a well known run location and one used by tonight’s hare, Rug, on at least one occasion that your humble scribe can recall. For those of you who don’t want to read the entire […]
Run 1922
Run: 1922 Date:1/09/2014 Location:Mermaid Waters Hare: Birthday Boy Ferrett Runners: 41 Link to pictures Mobile This morning after a last meal of Aussie bacon and eggs prepared by Botcho we say farewell to one of our hash family. It is reported that Malaysian Airlines have claimed another casualty taking one of our GCHHH finest […]
Run 1921
Run: 1921 Date:25/08/2014 Location: McIntosh Island Hare: Shat Runners: 33 Link to pictures Mobile Run 1921 with Experienced Hare S Hat Note: Please read words and view carefully a question will be asked by the GM in the circle about these words. At this stage the track record for comprehension of our hashers is […]
Run 1920
Run: 1920 Date:18/08/2014 Location: Robina Hare: Sir Slab Runners: 41 Link to pictures Mobile Sir Slab and the Cuban Crisis You know the saying: ‘Cometh the hour…..Cometh the Man.’ Sure, it’s a cliche but never more apt than on this occasion. It was back in March 2013 and a bunch of tough, hardened hashers were […]
Run 1919
Run: 1919 Date:11/08/2014 Location: Nerang Hare: Rectum Runners: 36 Link to pictures Mobile ‘ARSEHOLE’ to his mates Was down at my local last week wetting the whistle with the favourite brew…. Got talking to a bunch of likely lads from Doncaster in Yorkshire England. Over the course of a few ales most subjects got an airing until the […]
Run 1918
Run: 1918 Date:4/08/2014 Location: Mermaid Beach Hare: Lurch Runners: 29 Link to pictures Mobile Shat & Warrior Team all back safely from InterHash Junket in Brussels Showpony on vacation in Sydney Iceman reported to have sore chest and unable to attend Hash Moonbeans relaxing at home on Gold Coast Bent Bananaon luxury cruise in Indonesia […]
Run 1917
Run: 1917 Date:28/7/2014 Location: Main Beach Hare: Carefree. Food Hierarchy Runners: 28 Link to pictures Mobile A Big Bugger of a Tractor It was the great A.S ‘G’ Gispert, the spirit of the Hash, who once said: “Hashers generally fall into 3 distinctive categories, namely: 1. those that make it happen i.e. the Tractors; […]
Run 1916
Run: 1916 Date:21/7/2014 Location: Surfers Paradise Hare: Aussie Runners: 31 Link to pictures Mobile Title: Mission (really) Impossible. “Your Mission………should you wish to accept it……..is to find its exact location, record it, and report back to the Hierarchy with your finding.” The Grand Master waxed on: “You should understand that this is the Holy […]
Run 1915
Run: 1915 Date:14/7/2014 Location: Mudgeeraba Hare: Sir AH and assistant Rock hard Runners: 24 Link to pictures Mobile The run tonight started from the park adjacent to the tennis courts at Mudgeeraba, just west of the M1 and a pain in the arse to get to for most of us, with parking at a premium […]
Run 1914
Run: 1914 Date:7/7/2014 Location: Chevron Island Hare:Pizza Runners: 23 Run Report 1914 NOT QUITE GOURMET PIZZA IN THE PARK MORE LIKE A TOUCH OF BEAR GRILLS A LA CARTE As the tables and chairs were rolled out from the trailer and the new gas ring was fired up, much anticipation fell over the assembled 23 […]
Run 1913
Run 1913 Date:30/6/2014 Location: Gilston Hare:Sir Black Stump Runners: 24 Ferrett awards himself the perfect 10 score for his hosting of the Splinter Lunch Shat send urgent telegram message from London to the RA Caustic. “Fookit!!! If I’m going down I’m taking all the other karnts with me” Flasher reported he did top job […]
June Splinter Lunch
June Splinter Lunch Date:27/6/2014 Location: Surfers Paradise Host:Ferrett Runners: About 25 Another great day was had by all. Great food, fantastic company and tooooooo much red wine. Is this Show Pony relaxing after the June Splinter Lunch?
Run 1912
Run 1912 Date:23/6/2014 Location: Robina Hare: Miscarriage Runners: 30 EX GM Now Loved with Ex Hash Flash Kwakka and discuss important hash issues over a Vintage French Red in the South of France with their warrior mates Phantom and Van Diemen Shat maybe the next Hash Sir after his meeting this week with Liz […]
Run 1911
Run 1911 Date:16/6/2014 Location: Highland park Hare:Blue Card & Carefree Runners: 33 VD reported safe in the Tower of London Shat’s upgrade to first class on recent flight to Europe fails Flasher finds his passport to get away on another mercy mission to Thailand Kwakka and Now Loved relax in the South of France Note: […]
Run 1910
Run 1910 Date:9/6/2014 Location: Benowa Hare:Jig Saw Runners: 33 Gold Coast Gourmet Hash Or is this now the “Cape Canaveral Hash” [Run 1910 with Jigsaw] Miscarriage now safe at last in Phnom Phen with surplus funds. Head Job looking to purchase another wedding cake Rug arrives safely into arms of MI5 Note: Please read and […]
Run 1909
Run 1909 Date:2/6/2014 Location: Southport Hare:Hard On, Shat, Swindler, Seedy Runners: 45 The word was out ..the Best Run of the Year followed by the Best Nosh of the Year was promised!! The biggest number to ever attend a recent GCGH event with 45 dedicated runners and fitness fanctics hovering around as the excited crowd […]
Run 1908
Run 1908 Date:26/05/2014 Location: Bundall Hare:Hierarchy Runners: 47 Mobile Mobile Picture link This scribe is now “yesterday’s man”. In a strange twist of fate although the baton has passed I still find myself penning the last few words. I have been struck down with an acute case of “writer’s block”. This may be due to […]
Run 1907
Run 1907 Date:19/05/2014 Location: Varsity Lakes Hare:Moonbeams & Kwakka Runners: 39 Mobile Mobile Picture link Run Report from The Hash – “Stig” . Moonbeams explained to the large group at the bottom of Lake St., Varsity Lakes, that he and Kwakka had set a great run and that it would be the last he would […]
Run 1906
Run 1906 Date:12/05/2014 Location: Allambe Cemetery – the Sewerage Memorial Run Hare: Bent Banana Runners: 36 Run Report from The Hash – “Stig” . Around 36 hounds turned up at the Allambe Cemetery for another Sewerage Memorial Run. The Hare Bent Banana revealed that during his afternoon nap, between cooking, cleaning and run setting that […]
Run 1905
Run 1905 Date:5/05/2014 Location: Chevron Island Hare: Swindler assisted by Shat assisted by Hard On assisted by Seedy assisted by Mrs Swindler assisted by Mrs Swindler’s sister Runners: 38 Mobile Picture Link Run Report from The Hash – “Stig” Swindler looked very concerned when facing the hounds around 6 PM as there was no sign […]
Run 1904
Run 1904 Date:28/04/2014 Location: Broadbeach Waters ..It is actually Florida Gardens I think ???? Hare: Fanny Charmer & Miscarriage Runners: 28 Mobile Picture Link Run Report from The Hash – “Stig” About 28hounds gathered at the back of Fanny Charmer’s house during intermittent rain. Following a petty argument about whether this was Florida Gardens or […]
Run 1903
Run 1903 Date:21/04/2014 Location: Hope Island Hare: Circumference Runners:28 Run Report from The Hash – “Stig” A total of around 30 gathered at the waterside on Jabaru Island to be told by the Hare Circumference that the first check starts here, with 3 choices: the rocky trail out across the water, the sandy trail around […]
Run 1902
Run 1902 Date:14/04/2014 Location: Chirn Park Hare: The Sirs Runners:38 What a great turn up at the Rabbit Warren. 38 who obviously were expecting something special as it was promoted as the GC HHH 2014 SIRS RUN. For a rather well known running location, with opportunities for all to short cut, the volunteer Hare Sir […]
Run 1901
Run 1901 Date:7/04/2014 Location: Miami Hare: VD & Slug Runners:32 Mobile Picture Link Run Report from The Hash – “Stig” It was not the hounds this week who appeared anxious before the Run, but co hare VD who after backing in the trailer rather late, was busy counting numbers. Very seriously counting and fearing that […]
Run 1900
Run 1900 Date:31/03/2014 Location:Helensvale Hare: Botcho Runners:36 Mobile Picture Link Run Report from The Hash – “Stig” Prior to setting out on the run, the first item of the night was to welcome back Kwakka who had been missing for a few weeks. With most runners back from their travels, about 35 waited anxiously for […]
Run 1899
Run 1899 Date:24/03/2014 Location:Robina Hare: Pile Driver & Bent Banana Runners:24 Mobile Picture Link Run Report from The Hash – “Stig” With many runners absent, a rather good sized group of 23 members gathered around at 18:15 anxiously waiting news from Pile Driver about his first Run. He indicated as he did not wish to […]
The Caustic Party
Dear Fellow Hashers I am pleased to announce my electoral mandate upon which I will stand Icing will become normal weekly events!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Down Downs will become more prevalent and will NOT remain “ginger beer” mouthwashes All rule 1 infringements will not be tolerated I’m not a racist I just hate them all about covers it […]
Run 1898
Run 1898 Date:17/03/2014 Location:On the River at Broadbeach Heights Hare: Ball Point & Sir AH Runners:26 Mobile Picture Link The St Patricks’ Day Run 1898 Top credit to BallPoint who has worked his little ring off for 4 months renovating this top Hash location for this special Hash run event … The Start of […]
Run 1897
Run 1897 Date:10/03/2014 Location:Labrador Hare: Veteran Runners:31 Mobile Picture Link Our GM was MIA reportedly in the Gulf of Thailand on his surf board looking for a lost aeroplane. This was triggered by a report that Flasher may have been on board and given his recent tirades against half the population of the world and […]
Run 1896
Run 1896 Date:3/03/2014 Location:Currumbin Hare: Now Loved Runners:27 Mobile Picture Link The GM called Circle Up which turned out to be a sitting circle in a rectangle. The GM asked Two Dogs for some wise words on the run and he responded VD has f#*ked up a good run. Missing Link in an obvious attempt […]
Run 1895
The Hash Family thoughts are with Kwakka and his Family for the sudden and unexpected loss of their son Jamie. Run 1895 Date:24/02/2014 Location: Reedy Creek Hare: Caustic & Lurch Runners:31 Mobile Picture Link The GM opened the circle with all present having a minutes silence in respect for Jamie. GM advised that next week […]
Run 1884
Run 1894 Date:17/02/2014 Location: Budds Beach Hare: Shat Runners:31 Hash Pictures Mobile Link Shat called all the runners together to give the usual briefing which turned out to be anything but usual. He said he wanted to make the run into a total debacle like most of the other runs and he hoped he would […]
Run 1893
Run 1893 Date:10/02/2014 Location: Labrador Hare: Josephine & Sir Rabbit Runners: 37 Hash Pictures Mobile Link The nosh proceedings were delayed due to a total lack of preparation by Sir Rabbit who had underestimated the large turnout and at the last minute needed to go searching the gold coast for some additional bread to go […]
Run 1892
Run 1892 Date:3/02/2014 Location: Varsity Lakes Hare: Rock Hard Runners: 34 Hash Pictures Mobile Link Well this started out as a ”NO” night. No chalk markings for the walkers No Booze Master No Hare No lights No ice for the booze Blow Fly visiting from the deep south and son Maggot thought the first […]
January Splinter Lunch
Location: Botcho’s Golf Club Hare: Botcho Hashers: 27 What a great day. Thanks to assistant chefs, dish washers and trailer attendants. I’m a man of few words LOL!! let the pictures tell the story. Watch the Video filmed by Flasher Video message for Show Pony From stand in Hash Flash Slug On On Botcho
Run 1891
Run 1891 Date:27/01/2014 Location: Tamborine Hare: Rectum Runners: 27 Hash Pictures Mobile Link A special “Run” this week – the Great Aussie BBQ for Australia Day. Somebody said it was a good bushy run but Veteran said it caused him flashbacks to his time in Vietnam and could feel PTSD coming on. The gourmet snags […]
Run 1890
Run 1891 Numbers needed Splinter hash Golf & Lunch Hash mobile picture link Run 1890 Date:20/01/2014 Location: Old Fart Hare: Pacific Pines Runners: 37 The real GM Now Loved made a surprise appearance at this weeks run. He explained that he had been down to Tasmania to catch VD! That is just sick. We all […]
Run 1888
Hash Summer Golf Cup! Click here for details Run 1888 Date:6/01/2014 Location:Grassy Park, Coombabah Hare: Rug Runners: 22 Hash Pictures Mobile Link Run 1888 by Swindler (Blue Card delegated this very highly paid position while he is away playing Grandfathers) Breaking News Sir Prince reported that Show Pony was recovering from his operation in […]
Run 1889
Hash Summer Golf Cup! Click here for details Run 1889 Date:13/01/2014 Location: Evandale Hare: Nasty, Shat and Kwakka Runners:36 Hash Pictures Mobile Link The acting Booze Master Truck Tyres took off on the run with no regard for those who may return before him with an almighty thirst. Not to put too finer point […]
Run1887
Splinter Hash Summer Golf Cup Run 1887 Date:30/12/2013 Location:Cascade Gardens Hare: Missing Link Runners: 25 Hash Pictures Mobile Link Our GM was MIA again and Sir Black Stump always keeping an eye out for an opportunity stepped into position with his usual savoir faire (whatever that means). Botcho lovingly referred to by the G M […]
Run 1886
HASH CASH OPENS HIS MONEY BAG Big news for the Gold Coast House Harriers. Next week will be a free night!! No run fee and your first Beer is free!! SAVING YOU $15. What a caring Hierarchy Run 1886 Date:23/12/2013 Location:Elanora Hare: Kitchen Bitch Runners: 26 Hash Pictures Mobile Link Our GM was a no […]
Run 1885
Run 1885 Date:16/12/2013 Location:Surfers Paradise Hare: Hierarchy Runners: 36 Hash Pictures Mobile Link The infamous Christmas Party. Absolutely nothing that can be reported here! A good time was had by all. Merry Christmas NEXT WEEKS RUN: Kitchen Bitch –yeh no hamburgers! JOKE OF THE WEEK from Caustic C Cum Smokes pick up line….. On On […]
Run 1884
Run 1884 Date:9/12/2013 Location:Benowa Hare: Jig saw Runners: 36 Hash Pictures Mobile Link Jigsaw had invited the Hashers to use his pool but it was not a pretty sight particularly with Cum Smoke doing a good imitation of Free Willy the killer whale. CIRCLE UP First up Bent Banana gave a run report and said […]
Having a great time at the retreat.
I really enjoy the day trips. You can’t keep an old dog down!!!
Run 1883
Run 1883 Date:2/12/2013 Location:Currumbin Waters Hare: Sir Slab & Sir Prince Runners: 31 Hash Pictures Mobile Link CIRCLE UP Sir AH representing the keen pack of walkers said the walk was “scenic” Just shows how verbose and insightful a Hasher becomes after 1000 runs. Josephine not to be outdone “enjoyed the flat bits” and always […]
Run 1882
Run 1882 Date:25/11/2013 Location:Pacific Pines Hare: Cumsmoke Runners: 29 Hash Pictures Mobile Link The GM Now Loved in a long run of attendance was again in charge of the circle. Nice to see the GM for several weeks in a row in Australia. Two Dogs set the tone by commenting that Cum Smoke handed him […]
Run 1881
Run 1881 Date:18/11/2013 Location:Pony Club Oxenford Hare:Crocodile Runners: 24 Hash Pictures Mobile Link After a wild and woolly late afternoon hail storm and high winds centred over Oxenford the pack set off to follow a carefully marked trail that no longer existed. The GM called the circle in the shape of a rectangle with everybody […]
Run 1880
Run 1880 Date:11/11/2013 Location: Anzac Park, Southport Hare:Aussie Runners:31 Hash Pictures Mobile Link Two Dogs opinion of the run was at 4.5K and 29mins a bit short but other than that good and a score of 7.5. It seems the absence of both Rectum and Miscarriage reduced the usual competitive vibe of the run. Rug […]
Run 1879
Run 1879 Date:4/11/2013 Location: Frascott Park. Varsity Lakes Hare:Caustic Crusader & Lurch Runners:28 Hash Pictures Mobile Link A very good roll up at the run site but in very cool and windy conditions. After several of the overseas returners received warm greetings from those less fortunate, and provided their brief comments on the trip highlights, […]
Run 1878
Run 1878 Date:28/10/2013 Location: Paradise Point Hare:Flatulence Runners:24 Hash Pictures Mobile Link A roll up of 24 was very good considering all those absent cyclists weaving their way around Asia. It was a windy water-front gathering who was surprised to see some missing hounds back, including Ferret, whose overland trip was cancelled by a sister-in-law […]
The Deserters
The Hashers pictured below deserted the ship in our hour of need. Charges pending!!
Run 1877
Run 1877 Date:21/10/2013 Location: Burleigh Heads Hare:Elvis Runners:19 Hash Pictures Mobile Link By 6 PM only 8 hashers were there. By 6.15 the numbers swelled to 16, a reasonable quorum, and by the end of the Run there were 19. Not bad with so many away. We gathered in the bushfire-prone area beside Elvis’ mansion […]
Run 1876
Run 1876 Date:14/10/2013 Location: Main Beach Hare:Two Dogs Runners:26 Hash Pictures Mobile Link The Two Dogs Super V8 Hash Run The handicapping was complete and a staggered start from outside the Southport Surf Club saw the hashers leaving in waves with the those still not at the stage of needing knee replacements out of the […]
Run 1875
Run 1875 Date:7/10/2013 Location: Merrimac Hare: Truck Tyres Runners:29 Hash Pictures Mobile Link About 28 hashers including 3 visitors turned up for the Truck Tyres Birthday Octoberfest Run. The GM ingratiated himself early in the night by announcing there was a complimentary German beer for all. Surprising for an all male hash there was a […]
Run1874
Run 1874 Date:30/09/2013 Location: Ormeau Hare: Sir slab Runners:21 A special run this week. A joint run with Brisbane Hash from the Shearers Arms Tavern at Ormeau. About 50 hashers turned up and it soon became apparent that the average age of the Brisbane Hashers was similar to the Gold Coast Hash. The runners ran […]
Run 1873
Run 1873 Date:23/09/2013 Location: Miami Hare: Slug Runners:22 Run 1873 Words of Wisdom … by SHAT Not a big turn-out for this run in familiar territory at Nobby’s, only 20 runners. Yet, by objective observation, this group of brave runners surely represent the Hash elite, save RECTUM, conspicuous by his absence. But there was FLASHER, […]
World Age Group Triathlete
News Flash Quote from Sir Black Stump after finishing World Age GroupTriathlon. “I would have had better results if the Gold Coast Hash had provided more cash.” His fellow Hashers at the Gold Coast Hash should be proud of this over achiever. He finished 12th in the Aquathon and 13th out of 40 in the […]
Run 1872
Run 1872 Date:16/09/2013 Location: Highland Park Hare: Flasher Runners: 20 ..unn1872 Report from our guest On Sec..Swindler Hash Pictures mobile link
Run 1871
Run 1871 Date:9/09/2013 Location: Parkwood Hare: Carefree and a few Helpers Runners: 26 THE HASH POST ERECTION RUN Well how things have changed with a Liberal government. Things are certainly looking up if the Nosh tonight was any indication. Talk about the Gourmet Hash – 2 huge salmon cooked whole in wet paper but more […]
Run 1870
Run 1870 Date:2/09/2013 Location: Mudgeeraba Hare: Sir AH Runners: 31 BOOZE MASTER The first shock of the evening was the meteoric rise in drink prices of up to 50% in 1 week introduced by Swindler standing in for Show Pony. All drinks now $3 he announced to those who wanted to hear. He mumbled something […]
Run 1869
Run 1869 Date:26/08/2013 Location: Burleigh Waters Hare: Ferret Runners: 28 Ferret’s famous birthday run and nosh! 73 years young and going strong. The GM made a rare appearance between overseas holidays at this weeks Hash and it seemed he was reasserting power and keeping the RA in check. The power will shift back again to […]
August Splinter Lunch
What do 24 hashers do for winter fun in August under a summery GC sun ? They go to splinter lunch, and the choice of this month’s hare was Toscani’s in Surfers Paradise just a stubby throw from the beach. The early arrivals , Sir AH and Moonbeams continued the negotiations with the host in […]
Run 1868
Run 1868 Date:19/08/2013 Location: Gilston Hare: Black Stump Runners:33 Ferret What an auspicious night at Hash. Sir Slabs birthday celebrated with some fancy new beer kegs The real GM has returned temporarily between overseas trips Black Stump hit the 1000 run mark and was inducted into that strange group of misfits known as the “Sirs” […]
Run 1867
Run 1867 Date: 12/08/2013 Location: Surfers Paradise Hare: Hard On Runners:33 Black Stump News Flash: Darwin Don takes Gold at World Master Games The word was out Hard On as the virgin Hare. A big turn out with 33 hashers. All gathered at Budds Beach on the banks of the river within walking distance of la […]
Run 1866
Run 1866 Date: 5/08/2013 Location: Ashmore Hare: Sir Rabbit / Josephine Hard On Bent Banana update: A good turnout with 26 hashes turning up. About half walkers and half runners but from the observation of the walkers most of the so called runners seemed to be walking. The RA Miscarriage once again took on the […]
July Splinter Lunch
A pleasant sunny winter’s afternoon encouraged hashers to the July 2013 Splinter lunch. The Royal Peacock on Tedder Avenue was the venue for the lunch. Enough punters for a rugby team were about the numbers. Some dressed up like they were going to somewhere after the lunch especially Truck Tyres looking rather dapper in his […]
Run 1865
RUN 1865 Date :29/7/2013 Location: Helensvale HARE: Botcho Runners: 29 Once again we were honoured with an appearance by Cum Smoke. Good to see he brought his mate Big Unit! The Big Unit chatting with Flasher…. I heard the BU complaining about a pain in the neck. No not Flasher just cause and effect from […]
Run 1864
RUN 1864 Date :22/7/2013 Location: Pacific Pines HARE: Circumference Runners: 16 The weather was like a balmy English spring evening – drizzleing and miserable but the Hash Gods no doubt at one with the RA turned off the liquid sunshine for the time of the run. 6 walkers and 10 runners turned up for the […]
Run 1863
RUN 1863 Date :15/7/2013 Location: Parkwood HARE: Josephine Runners: 18 We were indeed honoured this week with an appearance by Cum Smoke. Not only a rare appearance but he brought a guest who was quickly named Big Unit due to the fact that he was a Big Unit. Can’t wait to see him chatting with […]
Run 1862
RUN 1862 Date :8/7/2013 Location: Tallebudgera HARE: Moonbeams Runners: 23 A run set by Moonbeams in the middle of winter was destined to be a “pub run” and true to form we set off from the car park at Tallebudgera Surf Club. About 12 runners and 11 walkers trekked along the beachfront, over the bridge, […]
Run 1861
Run 1861 Date 1/7/13 Hare Rectum Venue Mount Tambourine About 20 runners turned up with Miscarriage turning up during the run and then having the temerity to castigate all and sundry for having gone without him; notwithstanding the fact that he was late. The night was not one for the faint hearted as we could […]
June Splinter Lunch
Splinter Lunch Friday 28th June held at Grumpy’s in Broadbeach Mall Hosts: Hard On & Fucksoff Guests: 22 As with most of the Splinter lunches many attendees have very little recollection of the event much less the time frame. In an effort to put this particular Splinter lunch into some time perspective it will be […]
Run 1860
Run 1860 Date : 24th June.2013 Hare : Bent Banana Venue : Emerald Lakes Runners : 27 The Week That Was! About 22 adventurous souls turned up for the walk or run for the night. The run was set around the picturesque lake at Emerald Lakes, Carrara which is a 1980’s development in the European […]
Run 1859
Run 1859 Date : 17th June.2013 Hare : VD Venue : Robina Runners : 25 The Week That Was! The GM back from the casino in Sydney with the remainder of the Hash Stash once again wasn’t sure what the number of the run was, hopefully he will sort it out by the end of […]
Run 1858
Run 1858 Date : 10th June.2013 Hare : Rug Venue : Arundel Runners : 18 The Week That Was! About 18 hardy Hashers turned up for the run braving the wet weather. It seems the others preferred to sit at home and vegetate with their ugg boots on watching TV. The beer supplies had to […]
GC HHH FIRST OVERSEAS TRIP
August 1978 GC HHH FIRST OVERSEAS TRIP, to Port Moresby’s 250th run ‘Maurie “ First Hill Tanner “ changing local baby First Hill losing pants with Kwakka on right hand side Sir Prince AND First Hill with locals left to right: SIR PRINCE VALIANT,WEEKLY JOHN DALEY, ALLUSIVE ALLUSION TERRY MORROW FOUNDING GM, GREG MASON, PORTNOYS […]
Run 1857
Run 1857 Date : 3rd June.2013 Hare : Missing Link Venue : Broadbeach Runners : 26 The Week That Was! The Splinter Lunch at the Latin Quarter, Broadbeach proved to be the normal circus. Organised by Swindler and Nasty jointly, although rumour has it Swindler did all the work, having to have a practice run […]
Run 1856..AGPU
Run 1856 Date : 27th May 2013 Hare : Committee AGPU Venue : Bruce Bishop car park, Watermark bar and Darcy Arms Runners A good 40 Weeks to being back on the committee – 208 Boy I have waited for this for some time. It was worth the wait. A five o’clock start heralded the […]
Run 1855
Run 1855 Date : 20th May 2013 Hare : Swindler Venue : Somebody Gilchrest park, Tarcoola Crescent, Chevron Island Runners Lots The curse is lifted in seven days. Welcome to the sequel to Ben Hur. Who were all these people gathered in shivering groups on a park the size of a postage stamp? The AGPU […]
Run 1854
Run 1854 Date : 13th April 2013 Hare : Committee – Sewerage Remembrance Night Venue : Alhambra Gardens Graveyard, Nerang Runners 25ish Thank God its nearly over. Despite Zeus wreaking his displeasure on the Gold Coast and ensuring that nothing was left of the trail laid by our beloved GM, nothing appeared to be able […]
Run 1853
Run 1853 Date : 6th April 2013 Hare : Jigsaw Venue : Benowa, Gold Coast Runners 32ish Weeks left of me penning this detritus – 3. Once again members of the Gold Coast hash could smell the AGPU in the offing and consequently turned out in droves to the venue which everyone knew had only […]
Run 1852
Run 1852 Date : 30th April 2013 Hare : Circumference and Now Loved – trail Sir Prince Valiant and Kitchen Bitch – food Venue : Brisbane Nash Hash prelube at Elephant Rock, Currumbin Runners 40ish Weeks to a bloody good piss-up – 3. After a drive of epic proportions I arrived at the […]
Run 1851
Run 1851 Date : 22nd April 2013 Hare : Caustic and Iceman Venue : Reedy Creek Runners 30ish Weeks to the new hierachy – 4, be afraid, be very afraid. Lots of men came to the run. It was a good run in the bush. The food was nice and the circle was […]
Run 1850
Run 1850 Date 15th April Hare Ferret Venue: Playing Fields, Ron Penhaligon Way, Robina Weeks to the return of plain speech – 1 Once again the hordes had amassed at the venue (no one on holiday?) (or as Two Dogs suggested – the wives wanted them out of the house) in what were beautiful running […]
Run 1849
Run 1849 Date : 8th April 2013 Hare : Sir Rabbit, Sir Slab, Sir Prince and Sir AH Venue : Sir Rabbit’s Bar and Grill, Chirn Park Runners 29, that is not a typo Weeks to the first State of Origin game – 8 Initially intended as a Rock Hard organized event, as no one […]
Run 1848
Run : 1848 Date : 2nd April 2013 Hare : Cumsmoke Venue : Northern End, Pratten Park, Broadbeach Runners: 21 Weeks till Cumsmoke sets a decent run – ? Surely we can’t have disaster two weeks in a row? Don’t bet on it. Cumsmoke, Run and Nosh are three words which never appear together in […]
Run 1847
Run : 1847 Date : 25th March 2013 Hare : Sir AH Venue : Old Coach Road, Sid Bigg Park, Tallai Road, Mudgeereba Road, Milky Way, Franklin Drive, Somerset Drive, Rainbow Drive, Cnr No-where and Somewhere Streets, Any Car Park, Anywhere, Mudgeereba Runners: 20 odd Weeks till Rectum’s pencil is sharpened – 1 The disaster […]
Run 1846
Run 1846 Date : 18th March 2013 Hare : Miscarriage Venue : Surfers Paradise Runners 24 Weeks to the AGPU – 11. Nominations required The St Patrick’s Day Run. Not. It wasn’t St Patrick’s Day nor did we run. Was it worth coming out then? You bet your arse (as Cum Smoke does most nights […]
Run 1845
Run 1845 Date : 12th March 2013 Hare : Moonbeams and Caustic Venue : Cascade Gardens Runners 23 Weeks to the Reedy Creek run – never, it doesn’t exist Cascade Gardens. Again. Not so much like bumping into an old friend, more sitting next to the same lunatic on the bus home everyday. Nonetheless a […]
Run 1844
Run 1844 Date : 5th March 2013 Hare : Two Dogs Venue : Paradise Point Runners 20 Weeks to going home in dry trainers – 6 according to the weather bureau On arrival at the venue numbers looked to be well down, surely the still wet weather hadn’t dented everyone’s enthusiasm? As the clock progressed […]
Run 1843
Run 1843 Date : 25th February 2013 Hare : Sir Rabbit (food) and Josephine/Circumference (trail) Venue : The recently renovated Rabbits Bar and Grill, Southport Runners 20ish Weeks to another 70+ hasher falling over – less than 1 Once again the Gold Coast Hash was playing second fiddle to the weather. Clearly the degree of […]
Run 1842
Run 1842 Date : 18th February 2013 Hare : Caustic Crusader Venue : Crown Green Bowling Club, Kalimna Court, Gold Coast Runners 23ish Weeks to Cum Smoke, the front running bastard – 10 For weeks now, Caustic has been dropping hints about just how good this run was to be. Still on a high from […]
Run 1841
Run 1840 Date : 11th February 2013 Hare : Flasher Venue : Tamworth Drive, Helensvale Runners 31ish Weeks to the delivery of my Cuban cigar – 6 Work intervened in my Hashing once more, so I was a little tardy in arriving at the venue. Consequently all I saw was the backs of the walkers […]
Run 1840
Run 1840 Date : 4th February 2013 Hare : Testicles and Grand Canyon Venue : Virginia Grove, Southport Runners 28ish Weeks to the end of my thumb regenerating – 3? Finally we get to run 1839 after last weeks attempt failed due to Mother Nature. Before we pile into the run report, lets not forget […]
Hash Men on Tour in Cambodia
Dear Botcho Please advise our beloved GCMH3 members that we are thinking of them in this time of crisis. We have just convened our emergency meeting here and have concluded that we can’t do very much for you all except drink more beer and red wine and say FU to you all. On On MC […]
Run 1839
Gentlemen, Plan A, the Cricket match is cancelled Plan B, the Live Hare Run is cancelled Plan C, the Piss Up at Sir Rabbit’s bar is cancelled. In keeping with Emergency Services directives to stay indoors and off the roads i.e. not to go out unless absolutely necessary, all hashing activities for today are unfortunately […]
Run 1838
Run 1838 Date : 21th January 2013 Hare : Shat and Veteran Venue : Macintosh Island, Surfers Paradise Runners 31 Weeks to Swindler taking over as On Sec- 22 Reminiscent of an English evening at the height of summer, it was cold and pissing down at the venue, despite this the attendance was high, possibly […]
Run 1837
Run 1837 Date : 14th January 2013 Hare : Sirs Slab and Prince Venue : AFL club, Robina Runners 30 Weeks to Cum Smoke coming out of the closet – soon, just got back from holidays with his ‘boyfriend’ Always a popular combination, like Butch and Sundance (though more Waldorf and Statler [the old giffs […]
Run 1836
Run 1836 Date : 7th January 2013 Hare : Show Pony Venue : Queen Elizabeth 111, Hope Island Marina Runners 30 Weeks to the anniversary of the theft of Australia – 2.5 The inaugural 2013 run of the Gold Coast Hash commenced from the car park of the Hope Island Marina. The evening was warm, […]
Sir Rabbit’s Spa Resort
Construction of my new Spa is completed and I’m taking bookings!! Wine Spa A unique spa containing real red wine. The huge wine bottle is 3.6m tall and is very remarkable. Bathing in wine is a rejuvenation treatment for the body, and it has been said that the Queen of Egypt, Cleopatra loved to bath […]
Run 1835
Run 1835 Date: 31st December, 2012 Hare: Circumference Location: Boat Ramp on T E Peters Drive Broadbeach What a lovely place to meet in the afternoon as the sun sets, made more interesting with several ladies present for this once-off event. Circumference set a short and long run and we were off at 1705. The […]
Splinter Lunch December 2012
Date: 28th December, 2102 Location: D’Arcy Arms Host: Sir Slab The favorite watering hole of the GCHH was the venue for the grand finale Splinter Lunch of the 2012 year. On arrival it noticed a large group of Santa’s helpers crowded together in a tight almost impenetrable circle…what could possibly be as interesting and absorbing […]
Run 1834
RUN 1834 Date: 24 December 2012 Guest Hare: Mohammed El Flas-Her Venue: Helensvale Tavern A great turn out for the inaugural Xmas Eve Run from the Helensvale Tavern. With no R.A. present the weather was absolutely fabulous, a perfect night. Once assembled and the social intercourse concluded, the guest hare Mohammed El Flas-Her welcomed everyone […]
Run 1833
Run 1833 Date : 17 December 2012 Hare : Committee Venue : Broadbeach Runners 31 A Short Christmas Story A group of 30 Santa impersonators gartered behind the Convention Centre around 5 PM and waited patiently for Santa’s little helper Montana to arrive. When Montana arrived the happy old Santas wandered in a merry way […]
Run 1832
Run 1832 Date : 10 December 2012 Hare : Head Job Venue : The Spit Runners 32 Weeks to the end of free birthday beers – 3. A rather unexpected large group of 32 members gathered under the threat of showers at the far end of the Spit, with most anticipating a stuff up of […]
Run 1831
Run 1831 Date : 3rd December 2012 Hare : Kitchen Bitch Venue : Trees Road, Tallebudgera Runners 30 Weeks to someone else compiling this detritus – 27ish Travelling down the motorway en-route to what seemed to be a sheep station somewhere in the outback, the radio announced that a particularly bad weather cell was approaching […]
Run 1830
Run 1830 Date : 26th November 2012 Hare : VD Venue : Goodwin Terrace, Burleigh Heads Runners 30 ish Another great turnout at the picture perfect venue of Burleigh Heads. Against the backdrop of a setting sun over a gently stirring ocean, the pack assembled. Amidst the polite chatter of conversation and friendly greetings, we […]
Splinter Lunch November 2012
Splinter Lunch Date:Friday 23rd November Location: Flames, Surfers Paradise Host: Nasty Twentyfour Hashers gather at Flames for another action filled afternoon. Our host Nasty was the only late starter, making a grand entry at about 2:15 after most had polished off a bottle of red and a few cleansing ales, Apparently he has taken up […]
Run 1829
Run 1829 Date : 19th November 2012 Hare : Pizza Venue : Bundall Runners: 34 Late apologies from Rectum, who has this old fashion belief that’s its more important to make a quid than to spend quality time jogging with your mates and being entertained by Pizza, whilst slowly getting pissed. Well he does have […]
Run 1828
Hash Cocktail Party Details Run : 1828 Hare : Sir Slab (run) Sir Prince (food) Venue : Robina As to be expected the numbers were high this week, most had not eaten for two days to ensure plenty of room for the food. What would the run give us? I had been quite harsh over […]
Run 1827
Hash Cocktail Party Details Run 1827 Date : 5th November 2012 Hare : Botcho Venue : Botcho’s Pizzaria and Putting Green, Helensvale Runners 30 Weeks until Vasso’s pot comes off – 7 Had I arrived on the set of Ben Hur? The cast of thousands was congregating at the entrance to the venue, gathered around […]
Run 1826
Blackie’s 2012 Hash Bike Rally Date: 11 November 2012 Time: Arrive 10:30 for start at 11AM Location: Next to Tennis Courts at Pizzey Park. Map 44 Ref. L14 Cost: $10 p.p. for food. There will be two scenic, mostly off road, trails set by Blackie. One to cater for the good riders and the […]
Hasher gets Hair Cut at Splinter Lunch
Another great day at Flames Grill. Great steaks, great company and lots of laughs. Aussie had his hair cropped before moving on to Landsdown Road for a Guinness or two. True Story Aussie’s hair kept falling out, and he complained to his hair dresser. “That stuff you gave me” he cried “is terrible”! “You said […]
Run 1825
Run 1825 Date : 22nd October 2012 Hare : Elvis and Cum Smoke Venue : Keith Hunt Park, Musgrave Avenue, West Labrador Runners 23 Weeks to the family bike ride – 3 Even without our Hanoi contingent, numbers had swelled from last week, despite the unpredictability of either the hares or the food; it must […]
Swindlers cost cutting attempt at Vietnamese plastic surgery !!!
Poor old Swindler had a crash at 53 kph and hospitalized. Lucky he was wearing a helmet. But like a true hash man took it for the team and stayed on his own as we reconvened at a pub to discuss if we should go back. General consensus was ‘fuck him’. So we ordered another […]
Retired Hasher Celebrates
Recently retired Hasher Sir Point Two and now lord of the manor at his county estate near Warrick is celebrating this week end. Why you may ask? Because his favourite brewer has returned Victoria Bitter to 4.9% to give him a full flavour and full strength beer for his hard earned thirst. Victoria Bitter is […]
Run 1824
Run 1824 Date : 15th October 2012 Hare : Two Dogs (committee run) Venue : Southport SLSC, V8 Handicap run Runners 17 Weeks to Christmas run – 9 Numbers were anticipated at being lower this week due to our Hanoi contingent being absent (no tales of interest yet, I am awaiting a text) but despite […]
Run 1823
Run 1823 Date : 8th October 2012 Hare : Bent Banana (committee run) Venue : The Gem Hotel, Jacobs Well, middle of nowhere Runners 70 Weeks to me not being in Hanoi – 1 Who knew what to expect, the first joint run in years, somewhere in the middle of no mans land, […]
Run 1822
Run 1822 Date : 1st October 2012 Hare : Rectum (committee run) Venue : The Pizza Hut, Surfers Paradise Runners 37 Weeks to Elvis next leaving the building – 52 Due to the unsettled period of weather, I had left it to the last minute to mark out the run, anticipating showers that never eventuated. […]
Pizza Pulls a Crowd
Splinter Lunch 28th September 2012 Venue Costa Packet, Orchid Avenue Mein Host – Pizza The large bench table was almost full as I arrived with my Dad in tow, extensions were added constantly as numbers eventually swelled to the heady heights of 42. Clearly someone had done a bottle shop over, as there was enough […]
Run 1821
Run 1821 Date : 24th September 2012 Hare : Truck Tyres Venue : Burleigh Waters Runners 30 Weeks to my passport returning – ? The day didn’t bode too well, an early attempt at a storm with more forecast to come. Arriving at the venue the skies told a different story and the slight chill […]
Splinter Hash San Sebastian
Spanish Hashers enjoy long lunch with Rick Stein. View Video Bring your best singing voice next week. I reckon that we make this our Hash Lunch Song!!
Run 1820
Run 1820 Date : 17th September 2012 Hare : Veteran Venue : Norm Rix Park, Labrador Runners 32 Woche auf Deutsch Extravaganz – zwei With the bureau forecasting showers there were a surprising number of attendees waiting at the venue. I was warned to expect an award before the end of the evening […]
Run 1819
News Flash!! On Sec strikes for more money. Mr Hash Cash Blackstump. Please reach an agreement with the On Sec. Pay him the money he deserves. We all enjoy reading the “Trash” that he writes Breaking News Dispute resolved in a closed Hierarchy meeting, apparently its on a need to know bases and not for […]
Run 1818
Run 1818 Date : 3rd September 2012 Hare : Ferret Venue : Miami SLSC Runners 32 Weeks to the Vietnam offensive – 6 A mild night seemed to be on the cards as we assembled at the park at the end of Marine Parade. Numbers were healthy and the runner’s eager as our […]
Run 1817
Run 1817 Date : 27th August 2012 Hare : Old Fart Venue : Pacific Pines Runners 25 ish Weeks to being able to sit on a bike comfortably – about 3 A healthy sized crowd gathered around our long lost Hare to be informed this was a reverse reincarnation of a previous […]
Hash Walk Up the Hills Bike Ride
Hash Bike Ride Date : 26th August 2012 Hare : Sir Slab Venue : murwillumbah When Lance Armstrong ( the guy who has imbibed more blood than Count Dracula) said the words “It’s not about the bike” I don’t think he was referring to his loose girlfriend more so the cycle and accessories that some […]
Run 1816
Hi Hashers, First of all let me apologise for the words being so late this week, I had to negotiate with the Hash Cash for a better rate of pay. Up to now I have been working for fu#k all. Run 1816 Date : 20th August 2012 Hare : Sir Slab, Sir Prince Valiant Venue […]
Run 1815
Run 1815 Date : 13th August 2012 Hare : Moonbeams Venue : Cascade Gardens, Surfers Paradise Runners 21 Weeks to Cocktail night – 16 This is the second attempt as the Mac just deleted everything. Apple is not everything its cracked up to be. A depleted pack gathered at the venue (see why later) and […]
News Flash
Hash House Hussars…. Gourmet Hash Grand Master.. Bent Banana not happy with Hash members who attended a rival Hash rather than Moonbeam’s magnificent run. The culprits. Photos removed as request!!
Run 1814
Run 1814 Date : 6th August 2012 Hare : Flatulence Venue : The Esplanade, Paradise Point Runners 32 (yes 32) Weeks to next Paradise Point run – about 3 (its taking over from Len Fox) Numbers were almost as strong as the feeling of De ja Vu at the venue, 32 specimens in the prime […]
Run 1813
From the Archives.. Words from Run 1 Run 1813 Date : 30th July 2012 Hare : Shat Venue : Budds Beach, Surfers Runners not sure Weeks to Christmas Bash – About 19 It was billed as the Surfers Novelty/Olympic run, as the Hare explained that an authentic Olympic torch (manufactured by Sir Rabbit) was to […]
Splinter Lunch 27th July
Splinter lunch 27th July There is probably little requirement to record this event as every Gold Hasher seemed to be there. There again who could blame them, a central location with a bar and great food, no wonder there were many smiling faces( although that could have been the vino) No embarrassing stories to relate […]
Run 1812
News Flash: Ex GM out shopping Some people know him as.. Run 1812 Date : 23rd July 2012 Hare : Sir AH Venue : Xanadu Court, Mudgeraba Runners 23 Weeks to Blackie not having to piss in a bag – 1 The journey to the venue was enough to take your breath away, not particularly […]
Old GM buys gift for new GM
This is a furtive Shat about to buy the GM’s present in Trogir, Croatia. On on, Slab
Run 1811
Run 1811 Date : 16th July 2012 Hare : Gavin (assisted by Two Dogs) Venue : The Esplanade, Paradise Point Runners 23 Weeks to Blackie not having to piss in a bag – 1 With a view overlooking LEGOLAND or Ephraim Island, as it is known to locals, an eager group of runners assembled, hoping […]
Some people know him as “the gun” we know him as Two Dogs
Chris, nicknamed “GUN” because of his explosive techniques, is a powerhouse of fitness and determination.
Run 1810
Run 1810 Date : 9th July 2012 Hare : Mademoiselle Latrine Venue : Len Fox park, Labrador Runners 24 Weeks to Crocodiles birthday – 19 Weeks to Crocodile buying the crownies – 23 The start was questionable; instructions had been given which were akin to the food ordering at Helensvale the week before, who knew […]
Run 1809
Run 1809 Date : 2nd July 2012 Hare : Rainbow Venue : Helensvale Tavern, Helensvale Runners 35 Weeks to next Gold Coast half marathon – 51 A healthy head count was apparent prior to start, was this due to the fact that the word ‘Tavern’ was in the venue title? (highly likely) The Hare; Rainbow, […]
1808
Run 1808 Date : 25th June 2012 Hare : Josephine Venue : Sports field, Currumburra Road, Ashmore Runners 27 Weeks to July– one Cloud cover – thank god, we were not to be exposed to the ridiculously low temperature of last weeks run. Numbers were up to 27 this week, eagerly anticipating the return of […]
Run 1807
Run 1807 Date : 18th June 2012 Hare : Jigsaw Venue : Kawana Crescent, Ashmore Runners 18 Weeks to AGPU – too many 18 hardened Hashers gathered at the rear of Ashmore Steak and Seafood (bodes well for the food) on what was truly a winters evening; it was almost impossible to hear the hare, […]
Run 1806
Run 1806 Date : 11th June 2012 Hare : Botcho Venue : Hotel Botcho Runners 16 Weeks to AGPU – who cares Welcome to the inaugural run of the newly selected hierarchy, this week commencing from Hotel Botcho in the heart of sunny Helensvale. As 5pm arrived a small group of hardcore runners and walkers […]
Run 1805 AGPU
Run: 1805 Date: Monday 4th June 2012 Hare: Hierarchy – AGPU Venue: Bundall Runners: 39 (we think) Weeks to AGPU: Zero, Zero yes Zero!! CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEW HIERARCHY WHO ALL LOBBIED SO HARD FOR THEIR NEW POSITIONS Here we are, finally, at the last words of this inspiring Hierarchy. Sadly you won’t see […]
Run 1804
Run: 1804 Date: Monday 28th May 2012 Hare: Cumagain Venue: The Observatory, Reedy Creek Runners: 23 Weeks to AGPU: ONE F.CKING WEEK!!!!! HURRAY NOMINATIONS CLOSING FRIDAY FOR FINAL HIERARCHY POSITIONS, DON’T MISS YOUR FINAL OPPORTUNITY TO PUT YOUR SNOUT IN THE TROUGH! Normally this would be the final writing of the words by yours truly. […]
Run 1803
Run: 1803 Date: Monday 21st May 2012 Hare: Rectum Venue: Mount Tamborine Runners: 22 Weeks to AGPU: 2!! (Yes only TW0 weeks) HURRAY NOMINATIONS CLOSING SOON FOR HIERARCHY POSITIONS, DON’T MISS YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO PUT YOUR SNOUT IN THE TROUGH! Rectum was always going to be under pressure on his forthcoming run. He who complains […]
Run 1802
Run: 1802 Date: Monday 14th May 2012 Hare: Bent Banana Venue: Carrara – Sewerage Memorial Run Runners: 31 + 1 Weeks to AGPU: 3!!!!!!!!!! (Yes only three weeks) HURRAY NOMINATIONS CLOSING SOON FOR HIERARCHY POSITIONS DON’T MISS YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO PUT YOUR SNOUT IN THE TROUGH!! 31 eager runners showed at the graveyard site for […]
Run 1801
Run: 1801 Date: Monday 7th May 2012 Hare: VD, Head Job & Splat Venue: Nobby’s Beach Runners: 31 Weeks to AGPU: 4 PLEASE NOTE NOMINATIONS CLOSING SOON FOR HIERARCHY POSITIONS; DON’T MISS YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO PUT YOUR SNOUT IN THE TROUGH!! Being a long weekend would we reach the 20 mark or even less as […]
Run 1800
Run: 1800 Date: Monday 30th April 2012 Hare: Hierarchy 1800th Special Event Venue: Budd’s Beach & Surfers Runners: 42 Weeks to AGPU: 5 PLEASE NOTE NOMINATIONS ARE POURING IN FOR HIERARCHY POSITIONS; DON’T MISS YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO PUT YOUR SNOUT IN THE TROUGH!! What makes a person want to get involved in these things? I […]
Run 1799
Run: 1799 Date: Monday 23rd April 2012 Hare: Caustic Crusader Venue: Crestwood Runners: 38 Weeks to AGPU: 6 PLEASE NOTE NOMINATIONS ARE POURING IN FOR HIERARCHY POSITIONS; DON’T MISS YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO PUT YOUR SNOUT IN THE TROUGH!! As much of a pest our hare can be at times, normally you must give him credit […]
Run 1798
Run: 1798 Date: Monday 16th April 2012 Hare: Flasher & Rug Venue: Pacific Pines Runners: 30 Weeks to AGPU: 8 PLEASE NOTE NOMINATIONS ARE NOW OPEN FOR FORTHCOMING HIERARCHY POSITIONS Firstly before bagging the crap out of the run I must give a big thanks to the “Chipmunks”, as Caustic endearingly calls our Hares, for […]
Run 1797
Run: 1797 Date: Monday 9th April 2012 Hare: Missing Link Venue: Park at Monaco Street Runners: 24 Weeks to AGPU: 9 PLEASE NOTE NOMINATIONS ARE NOW OPEN FOR FORTHCOMING HIERARCHY POSITIONS Normally one would expect a small crowd on an Easter Monday holiday, however 24 managed to show up for tonight’s event, showing just how […]
Run 1796
Run: 1796 Date: 2nd April, 2012 Hare: Aussie Venue: Marine Parade, Labrador Runners: 29 Weeks to AGPU: 10 THE RUN : With a very Hash experienced Hare such as Aussie, setting a run in very familiar Hashing territory around the ‘burbs of Labrador, on a perfectly clear afternoon, what could possibly go wrong? Virtually nothing […]
Run 1795
Run: 1795 Date: Monday 26th March 2012 Hare: Kwakka & Swindler Venue: Evandale Council Chambers Park Runners: 38 Weeks to AGPU: 11 PLEASE NOTE NOMINATIONS ARE NOW OPEN FOR FORTHCOMING HIERARCHY POSITIONS. Being a near virgin’s run night one would not normally expect such a huge turnout as 37 eager runners arrived at the overachievers […]
Run 1794
Run: 1794 Date: Monday 19th March 2012 Hare: Pizza & Rectum Venue: Pizza Palace Runners: 27 Weeks to AGPU: 12 Seems the RA must be a busy little bee these days as he has had considerable difficulty in controlling the elements, either that or he has a weird sense of humour. Pouring rain, sun, showers, […]
Run 1793
Run: 1793 Date: Monday 12th March 2012 Hare: Kitchen Bitch Venue: Burleigh Runners: 30 + 1 Juggler + 1 mutt Weeks to AGPU: 13 Where does one start describing this event of epic proportions? There was little doubt that any run involving Kitchen Bitch (KB for short) will be well catered and tonight, being his […]
Run 1792
Run: 1792 Date: Monday 5th March 2012 Hare: Veteran & Sir Rabbit Venue: Coombabah Runners: 19 Weeks to AGPU: 14 Aussie’s name had been on the Hare line for months now and yet last week he declared he didn’t know it was his run and he would be in Melbourne anyway. Don’t worry, the repercussions […]
Splinter Lunch Golf Day Feb. 2012
What a day!! Twenty keen Hash Golfers enjoyed an enjoyable game in the wet. Caustic Crusader won the day with a few doggy scores. A few none golfers joined us for lunch of gourmet delights. “Wishful Thinking” alias Montana did a excellent job waiting the tables. PS: “Wishful Thinking” reckons that we were the best […]
Run 1791
Run: 1791 Date: Monday 27th February 2012 Hare: Nasty Venue: Robina Common Runners: 27 Weeks to AGPU: 15 Circumference could have been excused for being a bit apprehensive on the way to the run given recent events at Robina have resulted in lengthy legal proceedings following collapsed boardwalks on the run. However this was not […]
Run 1790
Run: 1790 Date: Monday 20th February 2012 Hare: Swollen Colon Venue: Lands End Bridge, Biggera Waters Runners: 24 Weeks to AGPU: 16 On arrival the car park was full and cars were being marshalled by KB in an attempt to avoid any parking infringements. Bent Banana suggested that Black Stump would cover the costs, but […]
Run 1789
Run: 1789 Date: Monday 13th February 2012 Hare: Cumsmoke Venue: Rugby Club Benowa Runners: 23 Weeks to AGPU: 17 It must have been a busy day for poor old Cumsmoke, allegedly working 6 days per week, having to ring Caustic to organise a wet weather venue, ring Pizza to organise a piss stop at the […]
Run 1788
Run: 1788 Date: Monday 6th February 2012 Hare:Circumference Venue: Old Burleigh Town Runners: 29 Weeks to AGPU: 18 Sir Rabbit was suffering his usual logistic nightmares when it’s his turn to drive, car arriving home late, car has no petrol, other car only three seats and no air con. Consequently we were under pressure from […]
Run 1787
Run: 1787 Date: Monday 30th January 2012 Hare: Blowfly & Veteran Venue: Len Fox Park, Labrador Runners: 25 Weeks to AGPU: 19 Where was Caustic tonight with the run being held in his favorite part of the Gold Coast, Labrador, with it’s sweeping landscapes, endless trails, vast bushland, and stunning vistas. Even Aussie made the […]
Splinter Hash Lunch 27th January 2012
Date: Friday 27th January. 2012 Venue: Cav’s steak House. Labrador Host: Hierarchy Twenty hardy Splinter Hashers braved stormy conditions to attend this months lunch. Due to the flooding of Botcho’s Golf Course the lunch moved to Cav’s Steak House. Fine wine and food was enjoyed by all that attended. It was great to see a […]
Run 1786
Run: 1786 Date: Monday 23rd January 2012 Hare: Rug “Haggis Run” Venue: Hansford Road, Coombabah Runners: 26 Weeks to AGPU: 20 The huge down pour a few hours before the run sent the message that the run was in danger of becoming another wet weather debacle. However Rug, determined as ever, reset the run with […]
Brave Heart Needs help
hello Hashers As you know I took it upon myself to regalle myself in Scottish resplendent attire including the battle face blue “woad” I ran out of time today and had to stop at Bunnings and grabbed a small can of blue paint which the attendant assured me was for face painting;I have just returned […]
Run 1785
Run 1785 Date: Monday 16th Jan. 2012 Hare: Truck Tyres Venue: Pizzey Park, Miami Runners: 19 Weeks to AGPU: 21 A small pack assembled at the designated start point, spur of pacific av. Miami. Conditions were bleak, overcast and threatening rain, half the pack in raincoats. The Hare Truck Tyre’s instructions were quite clear, but […]
Run 1784
Run: 1784 Date: Monday 9th January 2012 Hare: Elvis Venue: Runaway Bay Soccer Club Runners: 23 Weeks to AGPU: 22 A good pack arrived, many sporting their Elvis tribute shirts, in line with the recent Gold Coast Elvis festival at Surfers. Elvis was running around flogging off the remainder of his suspect 2012 edition of […]
Run 1783
Run: 1783 Date: Monday 2nd January 2012 Hare: Moonbeams & Caustic Venue: Hinze Dam Runners: 30 + 2 Weeks to AGPU: 23 Firstly, welcome back to all and your glorious Hierarchy hope that 2012 is a great year for all, hopefully much better than 2011 was for the majority. Secondly, having only just returned from […]
Splinter Lunch Friday 30th December, 2011
Date: 30th December, 2011 Venue: Surfers Paradise Hare: Pizza
Run 1780
Run: 1780 Date: Monday 12th December 2011 Hare: Blackstump Venue: Blackstump Ranch Runners: 25 Weeks to AGPU: 26 After some heavy rain Blacky did a quick check of the intended run site at Clagiraba Forrest and decided to spare us from a painful evening slogging through hills and slush and water. Instead he opted for […]
Run 1779
Run: 1779 Date: Monday 5th December 2011 Hare: Sir Slab & Sir Prince Valiant Venue: Robina Cricket Oval Runners: 24 Weeks to AGPU: 27 The skies looked ominous and the summer warmth was replaced by a somewhat winter chill, however a good pack of 24 eager runners still showed to what is normally a premium […]
Splinter Lunch Friday 2nd December, 2011
Date:2 December 2011 Venue:Chinese Restaurant in Benowa Host: Made Mike Mr. Nice Guy Mad Mike hosted today’s event and because the Hash group has not seen him for a considerable time, decided to support the luncheon just to catch up with this old back slider. After persistent preaching from the saved, Mike has seen the […]
Run 1778
Run: 1778 Date: Monday 28th November 2011 Hare: Arseup & Sir Rabbit Venue: Park @ Benowa Runners: 31 Weeks to AGPU: 28 The call went to fill in for Now Loved’s run and many an offer came forth, which is fantastic and what hash is all about. Sir Rabbit offered to do the Nosh and […]
Hash Cocktail Dinner
Hash Cocktail Dinner Venue: Bumbles Restaurant Budds Beach Date: 26.11.11 The evening kicked-off with pre-dinner drinks in Budds Beach Park before the 53 Hashers and partners moved to the restaurant. Excellent food ranging from a variety of ten tapis numbers like smoked salmon on potato rosti; chorizo & scallops; Peking duck pancakes through to steak […]
Run 1777
Run: 1777 Date: Monday 21st November 2011 Hare: Old Fart Venue: Old Fart Land, Pacific Pines Runners: 28 Weeks to AGPU: 29 We headed off to Old Fart’s place with not a storm cloud in site, obviously the RA finally had to intervene thus ensuring a potentially dry run. Apparently the Hare did try to […]
Run 1776
Run 1776. 14th Nov 2011 Hare : Caustic Crusader. Venue: Frascott Park, Yodelay St, Varsity Lakes. Late change of venue and Hare saw Caustic Crusader setting a new run….. Usual bunch of hairy arsed Hashers rocked up from 1745 for the 1815 punctual start; late entrant Old Fart ambled in at 1830 and to his […]
Run 1775
Run:1775 Date: Monday 7th November, 2011 Hare: Sir Slab and Master Chef Sir Prince Venue: Currumbin There were 29 hashers take part in the run /walk with the majority taking on the run ,which was great to see Front runners back just in side 1 hr, a lot of area that most have not seen […]
Run 1774
Run: 1774 Date: Monday 31st October 2011 Hare: Mumbles Venue: Mumbles World, Nerang Runners: 19 Weeks to AGPU: 32 It was not to be the usual Mumbles slog around the surrounding hills, nor even the usually anticipated ‘lost tribe’ affair in the Nerang State Forrest, though could have been interesting being Halloween. Instead we got […]
Run 1773
Run: 1773 Date: Monday 24th October 2011 Hare: Rainbow Venue: Emerald lakes Runners: 20 Weeks to AGPU: 33 Apparently, as the sob story goes, and I’m sure it’s just as story, poor old Rainbow was playing golf in Melbourne (Kingston Heath, Huntington or Royal Melbourne, I’m sure) when he received his call from the Trail […]
Run 1772
Run: 1772 Date: Monday 17rd October 2011 Hare: Hierarchy Venue: Main Beach, Annual Gold Coast 600 V8 Handicap Event Runners: 19 Weeks to AGPU: 34 The RA phoned me whilst on my way to mark out the track for the annual V8 Supercar Handicap event. The weather was the best we’ve seen all year, the […]
Run 1771
Run: 1771 Date: Monday 10rd October 2011 Hare: Rock Hard Venue: Mudgeeraba Runners: 29 Weeks to AGPU: 35 We passed Hungry Jacks on the way to the venue and wondered whether this would be tonight’s dining extravaganza, given the debacle which ensured following Rock Hard’s previous run. However the Hash being a forgiving lot still […]
Hash Bike Outing
A fine gathering of around 33 Hashers and partners joined in the festivities of the annual Budd’s Beach bike ride day. The group enjoyed the fine weather, 16km ride and drink stop along with with a fine picnic lunch and refreshments. Thanks to all for coming along and thanks to those who helped make it […]
Run 1770
Run: 1770 Date: Monday 3rd October 2011 Hare: Bent Banana – Oktoberfest Extravaganza Venue: Von Trap Mansion – Munichrarra Runners: 44 Weeks to AGPU: 36 Das grosse numbers of das Herrs, das commandants and das dumbkopfs gathered at the Von Trap Manor for the highly anticipated Oktoberfest event. Der panzers parked all over the Manor’s […]
Splinter Lunch Friday 30th September, 2011
Venue: Costa D’ora, Surfers Paradise Host: Pizza Date: 30th September, 2011 Big crowd, big drink, sorry can’t say any more. Lol
Run 1769
Run: 1769 Date: Monday 25th September Hare: Pizza, Shat, Sir Prince, KB Venue: Racecourse Dr Benowa Runners: Lots 38 I think Weeks to AGPU: 37 As we rolled up to the venue for Run 1769 the first impression was, “Fuck! How come so many have turned up for one of Pizza’s runs??” Obviously the word […]
Bike Hash Training Ride
Bike Hash has training run before heading to Vietnam. News flash: Flasher is now leaving 2 days earlier for the 2011 trans Asia Hash Bikeathon. He has found a suitable bicycle for sale that he reckons will be capable of getting him over the line a few feet before the other hash contenders. Furthermore the […]
Run 1768
Run: 1768 Date: Monday 19th September 2011 Hare: Cumagen Venue: The Observatory Runners: 28 + 1 Weeks to AGPU: 38 What a difference a couple of weeks can make in Hash! A great venue, some hills, bush, great tucker and a great run, mixed with nearly summer like conditions. It started a bit suspect though, […]
Run 1767
Run: 1767 Date: Monday 12th September 2011 Hare: Rectum Venue: The Spit Main Beach Runners: 34 + 1 Weeks to AGPU: 39 I keep saying this, but somehow another debacle was just avoided as Rectum stepped up to the plate to cover for Blowfly who had come up with some feeble excuse to avoid setting […]
Sir Point Two’s Roasting
Our Hash friend and good drinking mate Sir Point Two has moved to Urbenville, NSW. He completed 1003 runs and apparently consumed well over 6,000 cans of Victoria Bitter while running with our hash. Some say he was always first back to the bucket to get a few in before the pack arrived back. Rumour […]
Run 1766
Run: 1766 Date: Monday 5th September 2011 Hare: Sir Rabbit Venue: Dodgers Football Club, Labrador Runners: 33 Weeks to AGPU: 40 Was another debacle in the brewing, Sir Rabbit’s Bar & Grill was still not ready for opening after several years of extensive renovations, familiar surrounds, and the weather looked dodgy as Sir Rabbit anxiously […]
Run 1765
Run: 1765 Date: Monday 29th August 2011 Hare: Sir AH Venue: Off Nerang M’Bah Rd Nerang Runners: 28 Weeks to AGPU: 42 Oh what a difference a trailer makes! Freed from the shackles of hosting runs from parks with BBQ’s in Labrador and suburbia in general, it was great to see the return of the […]
Splinter Lunch Friday 26th August, 2011
Venue: Thai Magic, Chirn Park Host: Sir Rabbit Date: 26th August, 2011 Another great Splinter Lunch hosted by the Mayor of Chirn Park Sir Rabbit.
Pizza at Botchos’
Hash BBQ: Sunday 21st August at Botcho’s golf course manor: Some 46 Hashers and partners showed up at Helensvale for a great afternoon munching on some 80+ gourmet pizzas, salads and desserts prepared by our own Master Chefs, Botulism, Pizza and Cappuccino. The RA, Josephine, was called upon on his day off to control the […]
Win a carton of Crownies
Show Pony’s new boat is under construction. Name his new Pleasure Palace and be in with the chance to win a carton of cold Crownies.
Run 1764
PLEASE NOTE; Due to your glorious Hierarchy’s ability to manage funds, the weekly food contribution has now risen to $135.00 (which includes the fact you do not pay the $15.00 on the night). However if you do not spend the full amount please don’t claim it as we will know by the quality and quantity […]
Run 1763
PLEASE NOTE; Due to your glorious Hierarchy’s ability to manage funds, the weekly food contribution has now risen to $135.00 (which includes the fact you do not pay the $15.00 on the night). However if you do not spend the full amount please don’t claim it as we will know by the quality and quantity […]
Run 1762
Date: Monday 8th August 2011 Hare: Flatulence Venue: Paul Scanlon Oval, Paradise Point Runners: 25 Weeks to AGPU: 45 A smaller than usual pack gathered at the shelter, possibly due to the arrival of the cold westerlies or maybe that some of the Hierarchy were away enjoying the benefits of being Hierarchy, busy burying their […]
Run 1761
PLEASE NOTE; Due to your glorious Hierarchy’s ability to manage funds, the weekly food contribution has now risen to $135.00 (which includes the fact you do not pay the $15.00 on the night). However if you do not spend the full amount please don’t claim it as we will know by the quality and quantity […]
Splinter Lunch 29th July, 2011
Host: Missing Link & VD Location: Boonchu Thai, Broadbeach Date: 29th July, 2011 Another fun day. Good company, great wine and few extra beers that we didn’t need. Food a bit ordinary and not up to our usual standard.
Run 1760
PLEASE NOTE; Due to your glorious Hierarchy’s ability to manage funds, the weekly food contribution has now risen to $135.00 (which includes the fact you do not pay the $15.00 on the night). However if you do not spend the full amount please don’t claim it as we will know by the quality and quantity […]
Run 1759
PLEASE NOTE; Due to your glorious Hierarchy’s ability to manage funds, the weekly food contribution has now risen to $135.00 (which includes the fact you do not pay the $15.00 on the night). However if you do not spend the full amount please don’t claim it as we will know by the quality and quantity […]
Run 1758
PLEASE NOTE; Due to your glorious Hierarchy’s ability to manage funds, the weekly food contribution has now risen to $135.00 (which includes the fact you do not pay the $15.00 on the night). However if you do not spend the full amount please don’t claim it as we will know by the quality and quantity […]
Sir Rabbit & Friends
Sir Rabbit a long term Hash House Harrier member with over 1400 runs to his credit takes friends for a feed after an “Aussie’s Pop Corn & Hot Dog Debacle” THE Store cameras under Dicky Knees control captured the group dressed as Rabbits. Dicky Knee recognised the group leader Sir Rabbit by his long ears. […]
Run 1757
Run: 1757 Date: Monday 4th July 2011 – American Independence Day Hare: Aussie Venue: Len Fox Park, Labrador Runners: 33 Weeks to AGPU: 48 PLEASE NOTE; Due to your glorious Hierarchy’s ability to manage funds, the weekly food contribution has now risen to $135.00 (which includes the fact you do not pay the $15.00 on […]
Run 1756
Run 1756 Date: Monday 27th June 2011 Hare: Missing Link & Cumsmoke Venue: Cascade Gardens, Broadbeach Runners: 30 Weeks to AGPU: 49 Missing Link, the nosh hare, looked on with growing anticipation as the numbers continued swelling. Despite the Council’s best endeavours to deter entry to the once popular park, some 30 eager hashers found […]
Splinter Lunch June 2011
Host: Ferret Location: O- SUSHI Broadbeach Date: 24th June, 2011 Another “Great Big Day” out. Thanks for the extra beers Sir Cumference!!
Run 1755
Run 1755 Hare: Swollen Colon Location: Olympic Court, Southport Date: 20th June 2011 Runners: 28 Weeks to AGPU: 50 Firstly I must thank Swollen for the great mystery prize of an ironing board cover etc as it actually went over as a treat to Mrs Two Dogs, who knew the product, how much it was […]
Run 1754
Run 1754 Hares: Cumagen & Caustic Crusader Location: Wood Choppers Inn. Mudgeeraba Date: 13th June. 2011 Apparently there’s still 51 weeks to go so f..ked if I know what happened! The Hares need not have worried about changing the venue as new GM, Shat, had everything under control and phoned RA, Josephine, from his mountain […]
Hash Members on Tour
How long has Sir Prince Valiant been on tour? Looks like he has aged a bit since he left our shores for the Royal Wedding. LOL What do you think? I’m looking for the best comment. Great prize on offer. Sir Prince and Botcho relaxing before busy concert tour
Run 1753 AGPU 2011
Run: 1753 AGPU Location: Aussie China Restaurant, Broadbeach Date: Monday 6th June 2011 New Hierarchy GM: Shat RA: Josephine Trail Master: Veteran Hash Cash: Blackstump On Sec: Two Dogs Booze Masters: Jigsaw & Swollen Colon I believe there’s only 51 weeks to go, less if I have anything to do with it! Oh well, I […]
Run 1752
Run 1752 Hare: Botcho Location: Helensvale Date: 29th May 2011 GCHHH Run 1752 Botcho “Palazzo Botcho” Chip in Place looking over the golf course. Botcho’s famous catering and a certainty of a good run. …………… What else could you wish for ????? GOOD WEATHER … That’s what !!!! The R/A has stuffed up all year […]
Splinter Lunch May 2011
Host: Birthday Boy Nasty Location: Ristorante Rennaissance Date: 27th May 2011 Great fun was had by all that turned up to help Nasty try and forget that he is now 51 years young. I don’t know about you, but I’ve forgotten already. Must have been Pizza’s Red that I helped him to finish off, followed […]
Run 1751
Run 1751 Hare: Blowfly Location: Len Fox Park, Labrador Date:23rd May. 2011 Where is the R/A ???? It’s pissing down!!!!! Where is Sir A/H? Where is Missing Link? Where is everyone ???????? It’s 5.55Pm and Botcho, Veteran and Sir Slab have shown up!!! 5.57Pm .Ring, ring …. Caustic here … Where the fuck is Cumsmoke?? […]
Run 1750
Run 1750 Hares: Mumbles & Rug Location: Mumble World. Nerang Date: 16th May. 2011 GCHHH Run 1750 Rug/Mummmmbles. The Mummmmbles (playboy)mansion is the venue for this week’s run. The GM’s away so the mice will play!!!! Onnnnnnnnn Onnnnn oop tha ill, the pack heads off into the chilled darkness. SCB’s are out in force and […]
Splinter Lunch April 2011
Host: Sir Slab Location: Celsius Restaurant, Burleigh Heads Date: 29th April. 2011 What a Lunch. Twenty Hashers joined host Sir Slab for a great afternoon. You could not fault the venue, the wine or the company. The staff at Celsius gave as good as they got and a good laugh was had by all. Sir […]
Run 1749
Run 1749 Hare: Rainbow Location: Nerang Date: 9th May, 2011 GCHHH Run 1749 Rainbow/Caustic Crusader Sewerage memorial run. What’s that on the windscreen??? Surely not rain AGAIN !!! Has the R/A failed yet again??? Well now the wipers are on high speed and the boat in the park can be seen through the blur…. Parked […]
Run 1748
Run 1748 Hare: Kitchen Bitch Location: Tallebudgera Date: 2nd May, 2011 The last time your trusty on-sex woke feeling like this was after the 2010 AGPU where he was roped into this thankless job. Took a quick look at the wine rack ……. Hmmmm , 3 bottles of 389 and 4 bottles of Portuguese plonk, […]
Sir Prince & Botcho Play The Blues
words can’t describe the talent that these two have. A must see!! Turn your speakers up loud
Run 1747
Run 1747 Hare: Moonbeams Location: Robina Date: 25th April, 2011 Just shows what rumours of a great nosh can do to swell the numbers… the word was out…. Chew the rat was doing the cooking and it’s a public holiday. After the run through the back blocks of ever nature reserve, easement and short cut […]
Run 1746
Run: 1746 Hare: Old Fart Location: Pacific Pines Date: 18th May 2011 Short run. Short circle. Short trash. The R/A’s powers have certainly left town !!!!! Maybe he needs to bring out the papal gowns again???? Rain ,Rain and more rain. No matter what our hare did down came the rain again and washed poor […]
RTS (run trading scheme)
Need more runs so that you can attend the AGPU? Help is not far away. The “RTS” (run trading scheme) is now being looked into. Ask the Hash Cash or Trail Master for details. I’m a little late posting this, should have been posted 1/4/2011. LOL
Run 1745
Run 1745 Hare: Mad Mike Location: Dog Park. Mudgeeraba Date: 11th April. 2011 Rain rain go away !!!! Come again some other day !!!! Sings the song of our R/A !!! Mudgeeraba wilds are the backdrop for Mad Mike’s Mudgeeraba Madness …. On On into the rain heads a pack of 22 Hashers up hill […]
Run 1744
Run 1744 Hare: Ferret Location: Mermaid Beach Date: 4th April, 2011 Seems the Australian surf live-saving association didn’t realise Ferret’s run was on when they set the location for the Australian titles 2011. Ferret being an obliging individual shifts his run to opposite the surf club 5 kilometres further south. Cater for about 25 should […]
They are coming
URGENT WARNING FOR TOMORROW Im hoping this will make you all smile in the midst of our current chaotic world…….. ALIENS ARE COMING TO EARTH TOMORROW. THEIR MISSION IS TO ABDUCT ALL GOOD LOOKING, SEXY OLD Hash House Harriers. I’M JUST MAILING YOU THIS TO SAY GOODBYE. I’ve got to pack.
Splinter Hash Lunch March, 2011
Another great day was had by all. Darwin Don from Sydney attended and celebrated his 88th with a few glasses of Pizza’s best red. I think that we may have had tooooooo many glasses of Pizza’s red, but that’s another story. LOL
Run 1743
Run: 1743 Hares: Flatulence & Flasher Location: Lands End, Biggera Waters Date: 28th March. 2011 Flatulence/Swollen Colon/Flasher. Flatulence with Swollen Colon followed by Flasher was the theme for tonight’s run!!!! Gathered at Lands End bridge with parking a premium the pack built to the point where parking was 1 Kilometer away…….. Swollen where are you????? […]
Run 1742
Run:1742 Hare: Elvis Location: Keith Hunt Park, Labrador Date:21st March, 2011 Yellow and green “Elvis shirts” only seven bucks …. a gotta have item in any Hash wardrobe. After some confusion from the traditional early birds Veteran and Shat the pack finally found the venue at the club house for the famous “Gracelands Elvis run […]
Run 1741
Run:1741 Hares: Sir Rabbit & Pizza Location: Chevron Island, Surfers Paradise Date: 14th March, 2011 Hash Chronicle. 15th March 2011 Election campaigns fail across the nation. Latest opinion poll results predict a major swing against leaders and leading contenders in upcoming elections. It became evident today that the election campaigns of prominent candidates have hit […]
Run 1740
Run: 1740 Hare: Veteran Location: Len Fox Park, Labrador Date: 7th March, 2011 NEXT WEEK’S RUN WILL START FROM CHARIS BROS ON THE ESPLANADE ………. WRONG VETERAN !!! The Charis corner is a victim of the Gold Coast light rail and 12 months of road works rolled in for good measure ……. negotiating these obstacles […]
Ex Gold Coast Hasher reports from Cairns
I request a name change, may I now be called fishfarka? Dogs, you might want to send this to everyone except flasher, I had to fillet the bastard on an old ironing board of his. On On Goaty
Ex Gold Coast Hasher reports from Cairns
Hi folks, You will all be pleased to know (particularly flasher) that an ironing board has been recovered from trinity inlet – wet and muddy but in good spirits. I understand that most of you do not know what an ironing board is however I am sure two dogs, with experience gained from a previous […]
Run 1739
Run 1739 Hares: Point Two & Dicky Knee Location: Labrador Date: 28th February 2011 What will this pair get up too ???? That was the question on the lips of all the GCHHH Pack!!! The pack gathers in Labrador town and waits with great expectation ……… extraterrestrial influence is observed as “sputnik” runs across the […]
Run 1738
Run: 1738 Hare: Rock Hard Location:Azzura Island, Varsity Lakes Date: 21st February. 2011 A very serious contender for “Debacle of the year” has emerged with this event ( Note .. not run as there was (Almost)none!!!) Some notes from the diary (In no particular order)…. you decide !!!!! 1. R/A connections failed miserably as the […]
Run 1737
Run: 1737 Hares: The Sirs Location: Robina Common, Robina Date: 14 February 2011 Unbelievable expectation was the overwhelming feeling of the pack. Sir Slab setting the run and the other Sirs doing the nosh……. could it get any better WOW !!! almost one hundred years of Hashing in one small group!!!! YES almost ONE HUNDRED […]
Run 1736
Run: 1736 Hare: Sir Cumference & Latrine Location: Len Fox Park, Labrador Date: 7th February 2011 Fox Park Labrador opposite the Latrine home for wayward youth was the venue for this week’s run. Circumference had set a run that for some ended before it started On On at the waterside a choice of three directions […]
1735
Run: 1735 Hare: Miscarriage & Jigsaw Location: Emerald Lakes, Carrara Date: 31st January 2011 The site of the very first GCHHH run was the location for the run from this dynamic duo, the reputations were varied with this pair of hares. Miscarriage had dished up some “interesting noshes” along the way. Jigsaw has been “Chef […]
Splinter Hash Summer Cup 2011
Friday 28th January 2011 Host: Botcho Venue: Chateau de Beauvais Golf Club Helensvale Splinter Hash Summer Golf Cup What a day, fourteen for golf and a extra six for lunch. After a nine hole ambrose Nasty and Ferret won the day. We all had a great day with a few drinks, lots of laughs. After […]
Run 1734
Run: 1734 Hare: Nasty Location: Albert Park Benowa and back to Nasty’s Spa & Grill Date: 24th January 2011 Due to the Hash Scribe abandoning his duties (AGAIN!!!!!!!) and forgetting to deputise an alternative Caustic volunteered (AGAIN!!!!!!!) (it will cost KB 2 beers and a bottle of battery acid Hash wine) and duly rustled up […]
Run 1733
Run: 1733 Hare: Rug & Crocodile Location: Biggera Waters Date: 17th January 2011 Hello GCHHH My apologies for my no-show …. Got a few family flood dramas and knackered after the Billfish tournament. So Pizza has offered to fill in with his new computer skills after graduating from the advanced course last week…………. Enjoy !! […]
Run 1732
Run: 1732 Hare: Two Dogs Location: Runaway Bay Date: 10th January 2011 The Two Dogs kennel at Runaway Bay gathered the pack for a great run and a refreshing swim to follow. Two Dogs standard nosh BarBQ’d steak sandwich and sweets to follow was well received as always. 8.20 PM Circle was called……….. GM Flasher […]
Run 1731
Run: 1731 Hare: Blackstump Location: Gilston Date: 3rd January 2011 Due to the Hash Scribe abandoning his duties and forgetting to deputise an alternative Caustic volunteered (it will cost KB a beer or 2!) and duly rustled up pen and “scrap” paper from Blackie which upon investigation the next day were recycled genealogy Death Notices […]
run 1730
Run: 1730 Hare: Show Pony & Moonbeams Location:Isle of Capri Date: 27th December, 2010 GCHHH Run 1730 Showpony/Moonbeams Just 13 Hashers turned up for the post Christmas run!!!! Hash Cash/ Trail master please record runs for Flasher, Nasty, Sir Slabb, Miscarriage, Showpony, Bent Banana, Botcho, Blackstump, Moonbeams, Circumference,Rug, Sir Rabbit and Kitchen Bitch. Was it […]
Run 1729
Run: 1729 Hare: Hierarchy Location: Surfers paradise Date: 20th December, 2010 GCHHH Christmas run 2010 Through the alcoholic haze and fading memory of your faithful On Sec the following points are drifting back. Gathering on Shat’s front lawn in the afternoon solarium. Santa suits (summer version) are distributed to all compliments of your sharing and […]
Splinter Hash Lunch 10
Splinter Hash: 17th November 2010 Hosts:VD Location: La Porchetta, Surfers Paradise What more can I say Fantastic Company, toooo much wine, food ok I think!! Days like this are not to be missed.
Run 1728
Run: 1728 Hare: Josephine Location: Pony Club, Nerang Date: 13th December, 2010 Thunderstorm clouds in the air greeted a motley pack of some 26 Hashers who quickly took control of the Pony Club facilities and set up camp! Promptly at 6:15 the pack assembled for the Hare’s briefing; Quote: “No Hills but a few gentle […]
Run 1727
Run: 1727 Hare: Mumbles & Now Loved Location: Nerang Date: 6th December, 2010 The Mumbles Mansion is the location for the run with Now Loved as able assistant ….. Off into the wilds of the Paris end of Nerang goes the pack of 30 odd hashers. Cumagen and Sir AH have the keg sorted and […]
Run 1726
Run: 1726 Hare: Dum Shit Location: Tugun Date: 29th November, 2010 SOUTH OF THE BORDER – DOWN DUM SHIT WAY With a cut lunch and overnight bag packed, 29 intrepid hash explorers headed south looking for Viet Hoa Gardens in Tugun. Not a tree to be seen, no flower beds, no exotic plants – just […]
Splinter Hash Lunch 9
Splinter Hash: 26th November 2010 Hosts: Sir AH & Moonbeams Lication: Moma Roma, Broadbeach What more can I say Fantastic Company, toooo much wine and $10 Lamb Shanks. Days like this are not to be missed.
Run 1725
Run: 1725 Hare: Blow fly & Sir Prince Location: Bundall Date: 22th November, 2010 Back of the council chambers …………. Not a bad place to start the run!!! Not a bad place to put in the gourmet Asian kitchen complete with THREE woks and burners. Well raise the bar all you like Pizza this dynamic […]
Run 1724
Run: 1724 Hare: Flatulence & Pizza Location: Paradise Point Date: 15th November, 2010 Sand fly alley at Paradise Point is the meeting place for run 1724. Pizza has called for the Hash trailer and Flatulence is setting the run……. This should be a good night!!!!! Dicky Knee the human insect feeding machine lingers to look […]
Run 1723
un: 1723 Hare: Bung Location: Coombabah Date: 8th November, 2010 Bungs Boating Bash! Loaves and fishes! Lynn’s Lovely Lavishes!! Call it what you like, it was “smiles all round” as self confessed rank novice Bung delivered the goods. Mariners Cove Marina B arm number 40 …. Were the instructions for the meeting point for Bung’s […]
Run 1722
Run: 1722 Hare: Aussie Location: Coombabah Date: 1st November, 2010 Aussie takes a dash of daring and steps outside of his beloved Labrador into a brand new venue, seems the invitation to attend a hash run also went out to the local squadron !!!!!! Mosquito squadron that is !!!!!!!! The pack gathers at the gates […]
Run 1721
Run: 1721 Hare: Bent Banana Location: Nerang Date: 25th Oct, 2010 GCHHH Run 1721 Bent Banana Poofta (Boat) Park Nerang saw the gathering of an unusually smaller number of hashers. WELL THOSE WHO DID NOT ATTEND CERTAINLY MISSED OUT !!! GM Flasher is still overseas spreading hash goodwill, so acting GM Sir AH calls the […]
1720
Run: 1720 Hare: Two Dogs & Hierarchy Location: Main Beach Date: 18th Oct, 2010 With all graft corruption and OBVIOUS slings in place, the final starting grid and handicaps were in place for the highly contested Two Dogs V8 dash. KB gets the job of catering for the nosh and asks Two Dogs “how many […]
1719
Run: 1719 Hare: Swollon Colon & Hierarchy Location: Biggera waters Date: 11th Oct, 2010 Well…. some will have seen the On Sec in the blonde wig. Seems the On Sec had a blonde (or maybe seniors) moment, spent too much time in the kitchen and completely forgot to take notes. So I will wing it […]
1718
Run: 1718 Hare: Arseup & VD Location: Ashmore Date: 4th Oct, 2010 Summer must be here !!!! Our Hash numbers are on the increase!! 27,28,29 FUCK !!! say VD. The pack gathers in the middle of beautiful Benowa for VD’s third run this year (should have it right by now!!) Arse-up has set a trail […]
Splinter Hash Lunch 9
Splinter Hash: 29th Sept 2010 Host: Wayne aka Kwakka Location: Flames, Surfers Paradiuse What more can I say Great food, Fantastic Company and toooo much wine. Days like this are not to be missed.
Run 1717
Run: 1717 Hare: Latrine Location: Labrador Date: 27th Sept., 2010 Was it the reputation of the Hare for a great Hash run, the whisper of a great nosh, the location of down town Labrador or the chance to win a six pack of German piss that enticed 35 runners to turn up for Latrine’s hash […]
Splinter Hash Lunch 8
Splinter Hash: 22th September 2010 Host: Ferret Location: Sampagita Restaurant in Mermaid Beach This what I remember Three guests were in attendance: Tidal Wave – recently returned from South Korea Phantom – Cameron – friend of the above two. Other attendees included Sir Rabbit, Sir Slab, Shat, Arse Up, Sir Prince Valient, Missing Link, Madamoiselle […]
Run 1716
Run: 1716 Hare: Elvis Location: Labrador Date: 20th Sept., 2010 Darkness had already fallen upon Musgrave Avenue’s dog park as a motley handful of hounds emanated from the dark drizzle to crouch under the open tailgate of Swollen Colon’s van to evade the inclement weather. With only 6 hounds assembled 3 minutes before the scheduled […]
Run 1715
Run: 1715 Hare: Ferret Location: Miami Date: 13th Sept., 2010 Ferrett’s birthday bash was not to be missed!!!!! 70 years young and still firing on all cylinders!! Seems Ferret’s hash career start thank to Mrs Ferrett, Margaret had joined this runners club in Singapore in 1974 and our Ferrett was sitting at home for the […]
Run 1714
Run: 1714 Hare: Sir Slab & Sir Prince Location: Robina Date: 6th Sept., 2010 Robina Cricket meeting or not the run venue was ours!!! The pack gathered and the faintest waft of Thai spices was already in the air. Sir Slab you’re on -> that way, and off went the back into alleyways and tracks […]
Run 1713
Run: 1713 Hare: Pizza & Jigsaw Location: Chevron Island Date: 30th August, 2010 Our stand-in last minute hares gather on the western end of Chevron Island to greet the pack and send them on the way with the promise of a great “drink stop” on the way round. Pizza heads off just after the pack […]
Splinter Hash Lunch 7
Splinter Hash: 27th August 2010 Host: Sir Rabbit Location: Sayang Malaysian, Paradise Point Great company, good food and tooooo much wine. A great lunch was had by all. I think!!
Run 1712
Run: 1712 Hare: Shat & Veteran Location: Biggera Waters Date: 23rd August, 2010 Lands End bridge is not that hard to find …. Just follow the water keeping it on your right. Well that’s OK for some….. but Scout masters like a tougher challenge than that!!!! …….Like head North. Hmmmmmmmmm The tails of Old Fart […]
Run 1710
Run: 1710 Hare: Rock Hard & Sir Rabbit Location: Nerang Date: 9th August, 2010 The pack gathered ready for a run knowing full well this was sure to be into the dark back blocks of the Nerang state forest. A few questioned flew through the heads of the GCHHH as they waited, will the R/A’s […]
Run 1709
Run: 1709 Hare: Now Loved & VD Location: Miami Date: 2nd August, 2010 Thu winta chills blowin across the parkland did not deturr thu GCHHH pak . Word had spred that thu traila was out of mothballs and a heartey barbq was on offa. Tha pack set off on a trail north along tha beech, […]
Splinter Hash Lunch 6
Splinter Hash: 30th July 2010 Host: Two Dogs Location: Juliana’s, Paradise Point More Hash House Harriers Gold Coast Bulletin Run to Join The Gang of Nine A fine group of 22 (I thought I counted 23 at one stage, but that’s another story) arrived at the very northern Paradise Point dining precinct creating travel logistic […]
Run 1708
Run: 1708 Hare: Flasher & Stubby Location: Mudgeerabah Date: 26th July, The GM Flasher stumbled down the road, covered in blood looking like the result of a poorly planned pack rape. We knew this was not going to be an easy run. Stubbie patched Flasher with band-aids and we listened with intent to the trials […]
Run 1707
Run: 1707 Hare: Botcho Location: His Pad. Helensvale Date: 19th July, 2010 24 Hashers and one lost soul gathered for the Botcho challenge to the ultimate run. Last year’s trail master was certainly a challenge to make sure we had NO FUCK UPS …. Well someone forgot to tell miscarriage. Sadly your scribe arrived a […]
Run 1706
Run: 1706 Hare: Aussie Location: Harley Park, Labrador Date: 12th July, 2010 The new powers of our illustrious R/A Cumsmoke have risen to the unbelievable heights to cause the gods to provide a clear starlit night over Aussie’s run for the first time in five years. Normally a washed out debacle, Aussies run still had […]
Run 1705
Run: 1705 Hare: Jigsaw Location: Benowa Date: 5th July, 2010 From one extreme to the other was the arrow count this week Blowfly’s arrows last week were on steroids and it appears the GFC has hit Jigsaw’s coffers pretty hard leaving one piece of school chalk to mark the entire run. People must parked cars […]
Run 1704
Run: 1704 Hare: Blowfly Location: Len Fox Park, Labrador Date: 28th June, 2010 Full moon glistening over the Broadwater set the scene for a scenic run through the picturesque city of down town Labrador. Hashers were seen admiring the wonders a nature as they prepared for this momentous occasion. GM Flasher had returned early from […]
Splinter Hash Lunch 5
Splinter Hash: 25th June 2010 Host: Botcho Location: Cav’s Steak House, Labrador From the Gold Coast Bulletin Social Pages Miscarriage misses Splinter Lunch An unhappy Miscarriage was a no show for the June Splinter Lunch as he had to make a dash to Canberra to be beside his friend and mentor Kevin 07 A tearful […]
Run 1703
Run: 1703 Hare: Bung & Point Two Location: MacIntosh Island Date: 21st June, 2010 The chill of a winter’s night was not to put off a depleted pack caused by mass evacuation of our loyal members to interhash from paying their respects to fallen member “Bilgepump”. The pack gathered at McIntosh Park pit area preceding […]
Run 1702
Run: 1702 Hare: Shat Location: Budds Beach Date: 14th June, 2010 Gathering at the Shat Shack Budds Beach and a fast run around Chevron Island and through the bright lights of Surfers Paradise up to the beach to a welcome drink stop and a quite jog back to the Shat Shack………… sounds like a simple […]
Run 1701
Run: 1701 AGPU Hare: Hierarchy Location: Broadbeach Date: 7th June, 2010 Hash Trash AGPU 2010 The winter chills of a brisk June evening saw the pack huddled in the Broadbeach Park prior to 6pm to make sure the fictitious bus would not leave without them. Members of the “rat pack” adjourned for the mandatory pre […]
Run 1670
Run: 1970 Hare: VD Location: Palm Beach Date: 31st May, 2010 “Maaaaaate!” said VD over the phone in a slightly panicked voice at 5.30 last Monday night.”The powers been off all day and I am half way through cooking the nosh. Can you pick up 40 pencils on your way to hash?” With that VD […]
Splinter Lunch 4
Friday 28th may, 2010 Monthly Splinter Lunch Location : Flames Gourmet Grill, Surfers Paradise Host: “Birthday Boy” Nasty Pole Dancing Returns to Surfers Paradise Twenty two Hashers joined Birthday Boy Nasty at Flames Gourmet Grill to celebrate his 50th. Little did he know that he would be the witness to the revival of male pole […]
Run 1699
Run: 1699 Hare: Two Dogs Location: Runaway Bay Date: 24th May, 2010 The pack gathered at Two Dogs’s waterfront kennel for the last run from this iconic site. After the run/walk and a few drinks a nosh of gourmet sausages ,with all the trimmings, was served. Resident barbeque maestro, Kitchen Bitch, cooked those little puppies […]
Run 1698
Run: 1698 Hare: Rug Location: Arundel Date: 17th May, 2010 Nasty, our illustrious Grand Master, opened the circle by musing that his popularity was slipping like that of KRudd. Why he should think this remains a mystery and he did not elaborate although it is well known that all great men have moments of self […]
Run 1697
Run: 1697 Hare: Hierarchy Location: Nerang Date: 10th May, 2010 Vale:Sewerage,Bilge Pump,First Hill Tanner,Toothprick,Credits,Geoff Maiden, One Ball. Hashers gathered at Nerang for the annual Sewerage memorial run to his grave nearby.This run also honours all departed Hashmen from GCH3. At the memorial site Sir Prince eulogised on the larger than life exploits of Sewerage […]
Run 1696
Run: 1696 Hare: Dumshit & Tightarse Location: Beachside Mermaid Beach Date: 3rd May, 2010 At on On On site with a plethora of passing eye candy Tight Arse and Dumb Shit did themselves proud with a creditable run and an excellent nosh. Tight Arse mastered an ancestral dish called PURKOLT that had the pack licking their […]
Splinter Hash Lunch 3
Friday 30th April 2010 Monthly Splinter Lunch Location : Lolas. Broadbeach Host: Moonbeams Because it was such a popular venue in 2009, Moonbeams booked this year for 20 – 24. Knowing that a few of our regulars were away, Moonbeams later cut back the estimate from 20 – 24 to 16 – 20. It was […]
Run 1695
Run: 1695 Hare: Sir Cumference Location: Norm Rix Park, Labrador Date: 26th April, 2010 As the ANZAC long weekend drew to a conclusion the hounds gathered alongside Norm Rix Park to receive instructions for the ensuing run. With a run spot on the hour mark the pack was further entertained by a fireworks display co-ordinated […]
Run 1694
Run: 1694 Hare: Sir Slab Location: Pizzey Park, Mermaid Waters Date: 19th April, 2010 Hashmen came out of the woodwork for Sir Slab’s run. In the circle The Grand Master inquired of Two Dogs his thoughts that were “on trail most of the way, debacle on shoreline, but a good run and even got abused […]
Run 1693
Run: 1693 Hare: Blackstump Location: Gilston Date: 12th April, 2010 In his pre-amble to the run Blackie offered an enthusiastic pack the choice of 5K with water crossings or a 10K slog through the hills. Expecting wet shoes all hashmen assembled moved to the home paddock of Blackstump Downs a.k.a the Ponderosa and ran off […]
Hash on The wine trail
Run: Hash on the Wine Trail Hares:Your caring hierarchy “The Nasty Party” Location: Mount Tamborine Date: 11th April, 2010 ON THE HASH WINE TRAIL, APRIL 2010 Firstly, I must say thank you to the honourable Hierarchy for allowing me this brief opportunity to assist in their current operations and thus becoming a current (though very […]
Run 1992
Run 1692 Hare: Flatulence Location: Paradise Point Date: 5th April, 2010 Following the celebrations of the Easter long weekend, a smaller than usual number of hounds assembled at the earlier time of 5pm in a park to the west of Paradise Point Shopping Centre. The evening commenced well with a number of hounds arriving at […]
Run 1691
Run 1691 Hare: Old Fart & Pommy Location: Old Fart’s Pad. Pacific Pines Date: 29th March, 2010 Just Mowing the GM’s lawn. Check back!! Just finished Botcho A healthy number of hounds arrived at Old Farts for the traditional Old Fart Birthday run. A run that always promises no hills or elevations. As the pack […]
Splinter Hash Lunch 2
Friday 26th March 2010 Monthly Splinter Lunch Location : Bonus Bros Pizza, Chirn Park Host: Sir Cumference Fourteen arrived at Bonus Bros Pizza. Fine wine was enjoyed by all, the company was great the food Gourmet ????? you be the judge. I myself found the food very ordinary and not worth the money we paid […]
Run 1690
Run 1690 Hare: Crocodile & Flatulence Location: Wetlands, Coombabah Date: 22th March, 2010 Josephine thought the checks were “confusion” points and, not holding back, went on to say “Sydney posh hash markings, should be Gold Coast markings, we’ve had some beautiful runs in this area and somebody had to go and fuck it up. I […]
Run 1689
Run 1689 Hare: Pommy & Botcho Location: State Forest. Pacific Pines Date: 15th March, 2010 Scene: A pleasant park and barbeque area in a newly developed suburb. Pommy is attending to his pots over gas rings and the aroma emanating augers well for a tasty meal. From out of the darkness the front runners burst on […]
Run 1688
Run 1688 Hare: Stubby & Cumsmoke Location: Wyangan Valley Way, Mudgeeraba Date: 8th March, 2010 Our beloved Grand Master called what was a very ragged circle on the porch area of Stubbie’s pad. Once he had organized the “cheeky bastards”at the back the hares, Stubbie and Cum Smoke, were called out and Cum Smoke was […]
Run 1687
Run 1687 Hare: Moonbeams & Missing Link Location: Velodrome, Nerang Date: 1st March, 2010 “Rain made the run, kept the adrenalin going” said Bent Banana, a veteran of many such wild,wet and tropical runs in other places. Another veteran of rain, usually of a much lower temperature, Pommy, was pumped and remarked “through the mist, […]
Run 1686
Run 1686 Hare: Josephine Location: Hamburger Hill, Parkwood Date: 22nd February, 2010 As the hounds gathered on a balmy Monday evening the anticipation of Josephine’s hamburger nosh hung heavily in the air. Some commented that last years burgers had been the best ever, that was nice as some of this years had been left over […]
Splinter Hash Lunch 1
Friday 26th February 2010 Monthly Splinter Lunch Location : Cav’s Steak House. Labrador Host: Goatfarka Due to a leaky boat the trip to Wave Break Island was cancelled. Goatfarka booked us in to Cav’s Steak House. A great afternoon was had by all.
Run 1685
Run 1685 Hare: Goatfarka & Cumagen Location: Coombabah Date: 15th February, 2010 After the run, the scene in Goat Farka’s pool resembled that of a Roman bath.Erudite senators discussing important events in their budgie smugglers. Moonbeams thought Sir Rabbit looked like Claudius draped in his towel/toga. Cum Agen served a big entrée of un-goat like […]
Run 1684
Run 1684 Hare: BB Location: Ashmore Date: 8th February, 2010 BB invited the Hash to his house in Ashmore which was probably more convenient for most than his house in Vientiane, although not as exotic. However, the delicious nosh of Lao style larb, seafood Tom Yung with rice and desert of sago, sweet potato and […]
Run 1683
Run 1683 Hare: Miscarriage Location: Emerald Lakes Date: 1st February,2010 On a warm evening a collection of 25 odd hounds descended on the “back to basics run” commemorating the first Gold Coast Hash run from the same location. The hare assembled the pack and provided seven envelops marked 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and […]
Splinter Hash Summer Cup 2010
Friday 29th January 2010 Monthly Splinter Lunch Location : Helensvale Host: Botcho Botcho added a pleasant variation to the monthly Splinter lunch by (a) inviting everyone to his new pad which adjourns Helensvale Golf Course for the lunch and (2) by addng a a novelty 9-hole game of golf as a prelude to the lunch. There […]
Run 1679
Run Number : 1679 Hare : Aussie Location : Norm Rix Park,Whiting Street LABRADOR Date : 4 January 2010 Dissenting into the darkened bowls of Labrador a larger than anticipated pack assembled at the front on the designated area for what promised to be a top night of Aussie Hashing. With the air thick of […]
Run 1678
Run Number : 1678 Hare : Jigsaw Location : BENOWA Date : 28 December 2009 The post Christmas run commenced with a number of festive bellies loitering around the home of virgin hare Jigsaw. With the hounds gathered by Trail Master Botcho, the group was given final instructions […]